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timijoseph01:
tell me more... how does it wrk

You dey ask, how it works, if you see link to go learn new things, you go say la click la bend

Fayose even try to send his deputy, Buhari never attended any Council meeting or made any contribution to national growth

The Bakassi local government chairman, who spoke with THISDAY in Calabar, denied abdicating her duties and deserting the council secretariat, saying she goes to Bakassi whenever it is necessary.

A local government chairman/person? Why is she not residing in the LG of her authority?

ahaz:
thank you mr shakespear.

It is Shakespeare not shakespear

I remember the first time I went to Calabar to get my share of the famous Calabar sexcake, na there I come understand say most of the these girls are not even from the place.
The indigenes are no longer cooperating so to fill the gap, girls are imported from elsewhere and train to blend with the "Calabar flavor"

There are kingpins behind all these, those are the real criminals

I'm just imagining her backside to be like dis

With his Gucci shoe bought with the 5% oil money

I said it, in the end time, people will no longer be satisfied with that small bread and diluted wine the pastor shares with them , they will start asking for fofo, edikan ikong and jellof rice

From the universe filled with pulsating balls of gases, you shouldn't be confused whether some bodies of gas cannot gather and give light before the sun and moon took shape.

If you put science into it, the sun's purpose is not just light, if it were light, there were other sources before it, rather, the sun's gravitational pull gives order to everything in creation.
It is because the sun is there that the earth can spin and revolves producing season and regulating the climate as well as maintaining a healthy atmosphere cloud necessary for survival.

That's why the sun was created before any other thing, not just for the light but for order and seasons.

To add to that, let there be light was more of let the dark gases disperse so that light can penetrate the earth which hitherto was dark and waste. Since you are a thinker, let me give you something else to ponder on: There was really light before creation.

We already heard it from the APC main electoral financier who matched Dasuki dollar for dollar.

Today he is the winner (Winner takes all, loser goes to jail)

Who the covering don epp?

Nigerian Bloggers and Copy-and-paste be like.

No time for SEO, just copy, paste and off to facebook to blast the groups and nairaland to scare the spambot

jenny88:
I taught that they have stopped importation of generator ....I dont know that they still import it .....But i taught that power generation have improved in the mouth of some set of people ....well , i think that sumec is better because of its capacity. Buy sumec if you are using high voltage equipments like refrigerator . But if it is just for bulbs and television , you can buy tiger because of its low consumption of fuel ....

It is thought not taught.

No

It doesn't because guys don't really love, they just show love cos the girl needs it to feel secured.
So while the girl is busy checking if the guy loves her and is caring for her needs , the guy is checking 3 things
1. Is she good in bed
2. Is she an asset or liability
3. Is she compatible with my needs, emotional, material a even spiritual.

If she doesn't, even after the sex, the guy is already to move on even when the girl was already in love

20 originals?

You be winch?

Even of na winch, I doubt whether 20 things fit happen for coven wey other winch no go report in a day.

Even of to rephrase articles, 20 is still on the high side

Who UN don epp before

ThundrCork:
Brilliant - repeating what you have been thought accurately (academicians)

Intelligence - solving real world problems with out being thought (innovators/inventors like Mark Zuckerburg, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Einstein, Tesla)

Intelligence is nearer to Wisdom than Brilliance

Experts and Managers need intelligence while specialist and the lab rats needs Brilliance

If you can cram words and figures and reproduce them accurately to pass exams and make first class, you are brilliant but if you are very good in "Transfer of Knowledge", then you are intelligent

Intelligent people do not really need book knowledge that is why some of them dropped out of school, however any of them that can combine book knowledge with their intelligence is super cool.

Intelligence without some book knowledge can just be tagged SMARTNESS

humbledbyfaith:
hi..
please don't aggravate my already wounded soul..
I haven't really described more horrible details to you to ascertain my stance that I am trying

I'm confused, is it the HumbledbyGrace I know or another HumbledbyFaith registered 2016

That nice guy that have been with you for years, you call him just a friend, then you fall for some stranger that have use cash to brainwashed you within days........

CXLVII:

Please tell the avengers to blow-up any big market, Pipeline, hospital or motor park in the South-South or South-East. That way, Buhari will be pained in Abuja.

#WhoIsDoingWho

Unfortunately for you, they are not as silly as your boko haram

just2okworld:
I need dt of mtn seriously

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It cannot be stopped, either join it or stop hating. The owners of the advert platform and devising new strategy everyday to stop them, yet they are finding new ways to circumvent.


What drives them is Nigerians, for every 3 "la click la bend" you see on nairaland, one other person has click to see what's going on and that is fair enough.

People would say Nigeria music is pankolo but people are buying and paying the artist millions, same with the useless news bloggers (yeah, me included).

Open a blog about career opportunities and see whether you will pass 100 page views a day.

We as Nigerians deserve whatever we got cos it is Nigerians that are patronizing those guys.

Sometimes I pity Google but when I think about the billions Google is making, I think it's a fair deal

BJIZZY:
You that is full baked, how many bakeries have yhu opened?

lol. i go use dis one sleep today

Jiji always pay

But you should have waited till you confirm the money before you post or better still pull the post down till whenever you confirm the money.

This online ranting won't help cos lots of bloggers already done successful biz with them

If you are a serious minded Christian like me (yeah), you should be going to first service.

Reasons

1. Shows you are discipline and takes God's business serious

2. Before those fashion beings finish putting up their makeups and start crawling on their high heels to church, you are already done and out.

3. There's no way people who come to church for fashion parade can finish dressing up before first service starts

4. Morning worship with the fresh morning air is sweetest.

5. You are guaranteed to finish the service on time as everyone knows second service is coming

Ask Njuwo

People will just come and copy the jokes

YeahYeah, it was announced weeks back

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I dont even know her

MrImole:
I was never taught this in geography, if you care to know, I made A1 in geography when I wrote my SSCE.

C'mon guy don't embarrass yourself here, we all know any fool can make A1 if he has whatsapp on his phone. I was taught all countries and location since Social Studies.