₦airaland Forum

Database management especially as government is getting strategies on how to tax more

lonelydora:
Meanwhile,
I prefer to do business with Wema, Keystone, Unity bank, where i will be treated like a King and not all these First, GTB, Zenith, UBA bank, where i will be treated like a palace guard.

Yeah
This is why I prefer my FCMB.

First bank and MTN customers made me understand something odd about Nigerians.
Just give them a good first impression, create a premium brand feeling, brag and publish figures, associate with the high and mighty then watch as Nigerians will flock to you even when you treat them with disdain, long queues and intolerant customer service.

I saw this in 2007 and still not minding my business

alanposh:
Oga. Must you be harsh on me I was trying to explain how the condition hurts and nothing else. If you gat a contact for me ,yu just tell me..
Nothing seems like pride here..am just been natural.


Am good in some computer packages.. N am d type
That learns very fast..

You are good in computer and you ain't blogging?
A dedicated blogger would have at least a $100 (about 20k - don't argue about exchange rate pls, I know why) each month
I bet that is the range of your salary with all the stress and insults

Forwetinnah:
Lol..."The Director", heart racing episodes I tell ya. My best still is S2E19 though..still have it, still watch it

The episode about the Uzbekistan warlord, I ve watched it more than 5 times

No

freakcin:
The yellow lights are from sodium bulbs. They are skin friendly and do not produce ultraviolet rays which could lead to a lot of health hazards.

The white light on the other hand is gotten from mercury bulbs which comes with a lot of UV hazards. Eliminating these hazards increases the cost of production. Which makes it more expensive to install.

Personally I'd rather go with yellow light, sodium bulbs with no potential skin cancer, long term effect than the mercury bulbs.

You go school

I will tell you what I do

I have a First Bank atm card with a damaged chip, so I don't withdraw. All I need is the pin and numbers then go on Quickteller website as well as the bank's online banking facilities to do biz. I even have the necessary numbers stored and encrypted so that I don't have to move around with the card

Then any runaround money that I need, I make a transfer to another account which I have a functioning atm card which I then go and withdraw from.

Entrepreneurship strive in environment where something like the "American dream" is possible.

People talk about Dangote, Dangote got N500k at a time a brand new Peugeot was about N10k which means he got an equivalent of today's N50m.

And N50m in a northern environment where one person can be pushed up to the highest level if born into the right family can achieve same success today.

In present day Nigeria, the only set of people that can achieve that "American dream" going from nothing to something in Nigeria are the Igbos, every other billionaire in present day Nigeria has its roots in either oil money or politics money

You forgot Goodluck Jonathan
Put our hero in handcuffs and see Nigeria melt

In all reality, it is only the woman that needs love, men feed on respect.

Good
I hate it when peeps come around and start telling me whether I know that Jesus came and die for me.
I mean, there are people that have heard about that a million times, they need a different approach to get their attention.

There are people that knows little or nothing about salvation and there are others that backslided after a good understanding of the gospel. You don't approach them the same way

When you talk about Jesus, you should understand your audience

Which course?

I'm sure it must be English

It is "WHILE" not "WHY"

The punny must be so sweet for your "friend" to tolerate such rubbish

K

I thought it was "Her Husband"

Daniel058:
LUCKY GOODLUCK



But the #Goodluck sometimes baffle me.. As in



He was deputy Governor when depriye the Governor carry our money run enta Yankee , na so dem catch am .. Him #Goodluck promote am to Governor..


E finish the guy tenure come contest nd win..



After that e go for Vice President with yar'dua .. Yar'dua win ... After sometime I no come know weda na him #Goodluck kill oga YA'ra.. E finish d guy tenure, come contest and Win...



Oga JONATHAN I fear your #Goodluck ooooooooooooooo

Na wetin I dey talk with my friend, the way him dey go, if dem make mistake make am Assistant or Deputy Sec Gen of United Nations, just pity Ban Ki Mo, e no go reach 2 months before he step down or die

Even the dog is under shock

The thief and dog pix remind me of when we installed transformer for village, it took 50 hefty able-bodied men and 4 hours to take the transformer down and installed it.

But at night, it took 3 boys (according to eyewitnesses) just 30 minutes to carry the transformer run

Funds looted in the last 20 years could have turned Nigeria to Dubai.

Funds gotten by oil well owners from the north could have made our economy bigger than India.

Every coup in Nigeria was as a result of wanton looting but yet, they succeeding government did worse.

APC should sit up and work on the economy from available resources

oglalasioux:
The first sane christian post of 2016. No talk of hell fire and forceful acceptance of Jesus Christ.

Spiritual Digest is always my daily inspiration ever since I knew it.
It is refreshingly different and I share it on my Facebook as well.

God bless Jonatoye

Hmm, it seems everyone has finally gotten a smartphone

Good

Some people would be shouting, "I can't do without iPhone" even when Apple knows nothing about your existence

Ayam the one that "like " all the post above me

And just because of one person who is behaving like someone in your village, you have blacklisted "Tiv girls"
Nigerians and stereotypes aka tribalism eh

Cutehector:
Lol brother dnt be deceived.


There will come a time when u will see the other side of her and regret ever marrying her. Please put her to the test, annoy her, get to see her reactions, u will be surprised.

Exactly what I do, if I don't get you angry then we never start

Ultimatesammie:
Rise up by Andra Day

That song played when the Cabal attacked Cooper's hideout, do you know?

pinceprinz:
Guys Abeg cut this crap and silly judgements. Wetin hapun?

This girl said she'd been chatting with this guy for a while Na , Even if the guy wan kpansh dis babe , He shouldn't be so rash about it. He clearly wasn't giving her any respect and He deserved to get what he got. Such mad sex starved dogs deserve to be castrated. Op Na prostitute for him eye?

Respect is earned
A girl whose first date ended up in a club doesn't worth any respect. The only mistake the guy did was that he should have made the attempt inside a Prado jeep aka suv

Lassa Rat

hatux:
Ambode is really working, kudos to him!

Indeed

Meriekriss:
Lagos state government indeed... Road wey Zenith Bank dey look after as if it's their personal property... OP, all those decorations you see there and maintenance of that road is are/were done by Zenith Bank to the best of my knowledge..
Check my signature for your breathtaking wallpapers and 3D wall panels, 3D epoxy floors, 3D stretch ceilings and wooden blinds & wooden laminate floors..

A total disgrace.

See as he left his gun exposed while using two hands to clean the shoe

Click here to also how a policeman mistakenly shot someone

He is the Oracle that is invoked when you want something to happen on nairaland.

Are you sure you still want to see the face of the Oracle?