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See wetin caused the fight

This is why I love this man

Which of them is the virgin and who verified it

The way posts dey fly enter fp nowadays, is everything okay up there?

What do adult do when they are alone apart from playing ludo?

The problem Nigeria would be having is that we may end up having 3 presidents but one elected president

Where in Umuahia

I hope it is demolish and clean up not just breaking down shanties and leaving the town uglier than before.

Just a fan? When we are doing split unit ac here

Is it just water or you take weed join?

Heavy problem

How English becomes German
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
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Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas

Why cant Seun be part of the sponsorship of stuff like this.

He has really helped plenty bloggers and should be dragged to that conference if he is relunctant

Nothing beats MTN supersaver When you are on it, you don't care which network you are calling. 12k flat

You better not get anything before you start blaming your failures on the advice you got from GEJ

Naijapals that you post something and the next screen takes you to another place, to log in na war

When Linda start posting blogging tips, and will join her train, for now I no get strength to argue with amebos.

Vanguard! Oh! My favorite hunting ground. Top Commenter enu?

Reviewkini? I will have to check that out that one

Nairaland my favorite sandbox

Now where is Naijaloaded, the home of pirated Frontpage articles and of course best music downloads

Dis early morning.

This is a police case nah, once the police is involved, the school will parade all the teachers and the boy will identify the culprit and the police will take it from there.

Because those days the woman knew her place in the family, now they want equality

Because of one man's singular action, hundreds of lives and properties have been saved.

The first impact of a destabilise Nigeria would have been Benin Republic so I can understand his gratitude

ferhyntorlah:
So which one of these apps will you go for?

Did any of them mentioned to you how battery draining they are with their constant connection to the third party server for compressing your data

That annoying moment when she promised you that she is coming but *some text missing*

OBJ, we know

I would rather study Abacha's Vision 2010 than this memoirs of a frustrated hypocrite

Not all answered prayers are answered directly by The Most High

God has established spiritual laws from time immemorial and most times it is the impression of a deep spiritual force occasioned by spiritual activities like prayers or fasting that activate these laws and cause it to be directed on a person's life.

It is on a very few occasions that the higher divine beings intervene directly in the affairs of men.

Notwithstanding that, all results are attributed to God because he made the laws and its working.

Selah

Most of them gadgets are made in China

So e don turn from "how to stop" to "how to do"
#Endtime

CofO needed

GEJ be like "see dis one, if I catch you near water I go drown you, change covet agent"

Her bra line is showing

A trumpet and a huge customized dilidoo

AnneMomoh:
This is getting Serious oh

It is actually turning into one big huge JOKE

This is becoming boring

No another concept? I can't pray for copycats

I hope Nollywood is doing something on this

Tell her to on her bluetooth or flashshare