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Una Real Fada!!!

The lady would be thinking, "I don jam bad market today o"

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You always have to start somewhere.
Starting there doesn't mean you are ending there, rather it will keep your mind productive while you are looking for better opportunities

So you are telling the girl that she is an escapee psychiatric patient

The whole world becoming water means that what you are about to take should be just water, not fruit juice or minerals
The twelve moons refer to the 12 tablets in the Artesunate pack which you will pick from the pharmacy or chemist shop.
The little bright stars are some other small additional like panadol and multivite to take along.
They all come down to earth when you swallow them all and then you will suddenly wake up a malaria-free person with no more bad dreams.


Go test for malaria you no gree, how else your body go tell you that you need drugs than to 'reveal' to you in a dream

Someone should start telling us the truth about what happened

Check Computer village for DVR/VGA/HDMI converter, you can connect your antenna and DVD to it then the other point to your screen

AgentMS:
I thought Ibos usually say they killed more soldiers?

Is that not genocide in a way too?

Truly they killed more combatants but the Nigeria soldiers turn to civilians. Do you really understand what genocide means?

Ask an average girl what they think is their contribution to any relationship and you will understand why they say girls don't even know what they want apart from a caring man

simplex2:
I support you jare! I'm single, I live and work in Lag and earn just a little above that amount: there is no way 80k can sustain a man, a wife (that isn't working) and a kid! If you're earning that amount in uyo, markurdi, owerri or anyother state apart from Lag, FCT and Ph, you can give it a try. But I'm saying this with all sincerity and truthfulness: 80k can only sustain you and a wife: add a child and you're edging into poverty.

Check out my expenses:

After pension and tax, I'm left with 82k.

Accommodation: set aside 15k monthly (and that's just for a mini-flat far from work, and not too okk for a family of 3).

Transportation: 22k monthly (there's no cutting corners here, work at island and can't afford house there, so got to make do with a house far from work)

Are you adding it up already?

Feeding: 12k per month (yes, I've done all permutations and combinations, it can't be less than this. I'm prudent in my feeding, I cook 3 times a month and stock in fridge, I take food to work from home).

Now those are the 3 major things: 12k + 22k + 15k = 49k «Remaining 33k»
So far, these are basic expenses that must be made.

Set out 15k for housekeeping: Gotv (1,5k), toiletries, generator, bills (phcn, sanitation etc), gas etc.

Set out 3k for BB subscription and recharge cards.

15k is all that is left.
Let's forget about drinking on friday nights, taking urself out once a month: let's just assume I'm a zombie with no social life.

15k is remaining...now add a 'non-working' wife:

Feeding increases, more toiletries, allowance for wifey (weavon, pedicure+manicure, make-up etc) all from the 15k.
Medical insurance from work covers my medical bills and will also cover hers: so no need for that one.

Of course you can manage all the salary...but add children to the equation and everything changes.

So for those of you that feels 80k is enough, kindly go through my list and point out where I over spent and what I could have saved from there.

With a working wife, you would agree with me that it is possible.

I can also see that cos your situation, tp is getting more than its fair share, so like I said, with a 500 a day tp = 15k including weekends and a working wife, it is very possible to start a family with that income

Why was it shutdown in the first place

The first thing I disable after installing UC browser is that silly data gushing pre-loading feature

GogetterMD:
Just spoilt the beautiful specs with an MTK chipset. Unfortunate. LG G3 will outperform this baby

They had used snapdragon before, there must be something good about MTK that makes dem to use it.
When you are at development, you don't care about names, what you want is performance

pretydiva:
I am a proud member of assemblies of God church. They bring out the best out from d females. I luv their doctrine n m very willing 2 abide by it. So op they produce marriagable females

That doesn't stop retired soldiers from coming there to form born again and keep whatever remained of their wasted pussy for the unfortunate man that agrees to the no-sex before marriage fallacy

The most outrageous one was employing a serving Youth Corper as full staff in place of the experienced staff

Lol

falconey:
in this case we should go to CLUBS and look for wives.

No
The best churches for that kind of waka include :
Catholic
Apostolic
Cele
Methodist
Winners

calebu:
What of celestial?

For Cele, one thing is sure to happen ; someone must leave one's church, either you leave your church and join hers or you make her leave her church and join yours. It is 50-50 chance

daslad:
My guy you try no be small, with ds ur write-up but ds na research or confession.
MR SABI :p

It is a confessional research based on experiences

1. Assemblies of God : This church test for everything even on the eve of the wedding. They insist on no sex before marriage, therefore lot of retired runs babes finds comfort in the no-sex cover to keep the guy from finding out what remains of the pot till after marriage. A cousin of mine that got into that mess 5 years ago, till today no children with series of miscarriage cos the walls of the uterus can no longer support the baby due to multiple abortions and pills before joining AG and giving her life to Christ. I thought born again would include a brand new pussy.

2. Redeemed (RCCG) : They still have the code like the former but I don't think theirs is strictly enforced like that of AG but retired born again runs girls still prefer it and would want to enforce the no sex rule even more than the pastor would . They admonish couples on no sex before marriage and most parish do pregnancy test. I have a friend who tested the honey, like it, abstain for 6 months before getting married in RCCG. He called me few weeks ago to inform me of a new born.

3. Christ Embassy : Not really bad cos what you see is what you get, but this church has some addictive aura that makes you want to do as others to feel among, so if you are a conservative person like me and your would be wife is of the LoveWorld enterprise, you are in for a bumpy ride.

4. Deeper Life: 7 out of every 10 young girl in Deeper Life is living a life of a hypocrite and quietly praying for the day she will be leaving the father's house and experience the world. If you are marrying a girl straight from the family house, be ready for anything. All the holiness about Deeper Life is for the older folks.

5. JW: The day you find out that the girl you want to marry is a JW and you are not, abort it immediately. A lot of factors are involved outside of love, commitment and DNA.

Can you give you the name of the church?

I fear the girl has a lot hidden, typical of retired runs babe who return to church and live holy and humble to secure a husband.

For me, sexual compatibility is very important in marriage. If after marriage, you discover a very deep and wide hole, pls endure it

Lol

fromnigeria:
isn't there any way this system could affect the PC battery?

Absolutely none, when you are back and you restart your laptop, you just switch back the power plan to "balanced" and continue using your laptop

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fromnigeria:
Thank you!!
whats the disadvantage on PC battery? Just thinking

Sorry I don't understand your question

This is a Do It Yourself (DIY) procedure to make your Windows PC to shut down automatically whenever there is power cut in order to preserve your battery. You don’t need to install any software. The advantage this method has over other PC Power Down Scheduling software is that they do not know when there is power cut and you need to shutdown. This will help keep your battery healthy.

For detailed procedure and screenshots, Click Here

The method is essentially about making your OS ‘think’ that your battery is dying and it needs to shutdown. (preferably Windows 7 and below)

1. Locate the Power icon by the bottom right corner of your desktop and click on it to show the status.

2. Click on “More Power Options” and it will open the Control Panel Power Options and Create a Power Plan

3. Enter your new plan name and click “NEXT”.

4. Click on Create

5. This will take you back to “Number 2 here” ie the Control Panel Power Options where the newly created power plan “Sleep Time” is automatically selected and activated.

6. Click on “Change plan settings” in blue font. Then “Change advanced power settings”.

7. Go down through the items to where you see “Battery” and click on the plus sign (+) beside it to open up other options under it.
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a. First Option, “Critical battery action”, change from “Do nothing” to “Shutdown” on battery.
b. Second Option, “Low battery level”, type in “95%” in the space provided.
c. Third Option, “Critical battery level”, type in 90% in the space provided.
d. Fourth Option, “Low battery notification”, leave it at “On”.
e. Fifth Option, “Low battery option”, leave it at “Do nothing”.
f. Sixth Option, “Reserve battery level”, Leave it at default “7%”, (it is pretty useless now).
h. Click “Apply” and “OK” and that is it.

This procedure can also be adapted for use when you want your PC to be always on during downloads, as unattended downloads can be interrupted by the system when it goes into sleep automatically after no activity for some time. I use it with IDM and schedule IDM to shutdown system after downloads but if there is power cut, my power plan keeps my battery healthy.

This kind news na Reality Show for Nigeria

keyman0007:
lol buhahahahah very funny
no am nt.

In that case,
It wouldn't hurt if later when you are together you chip it to her, like I would do and maybe laugh about it together
"Darl, you remember the day, I told you I love you? The way you were laughing eh, I was thinking whether Skype had really transmitted the exact words or it has been saying something else to you. Tell me what you heard that made you laugh so hard "

O lawd, I'm already in the mood for some romantic bed talk

Are you Igbo? Coa I don't want to swim in the lagoon after advising you