₦airaland Forum

AmBeautiful: My brother, i can't decipher what you posted! Its so difficult to read and understand.
Can you summarize? biko!

Him get gf wey him meet for dating site.
Dem don date for 2 months
Him come enter prison
Him family run
The girl still dey for him side
Dem reduce the prison term from 5 to 3 yrs (thru the girl's effort?)
Dem don release am now.
Him wan marry the girl
But him family wey run leave am say make him no marry the girl say she no dey from their village.
The girl say if the family no gree then she no go marry am.
Him wan die.

Gratia: Some questions makes me wonder! With which validation number will you go to bank with,if you pay before applying?

I'm just looking at the first page and my client dey just behind me, I no wan fall my hands. I need all info before even starting the process

@ Bioye and others
Pls can I go to bank first and make payment before applying so that i go complete all at once
The advert says all documents should be submitted before 20/10. How? Especially the Certificate of Fitness, can I apply while waiting for the cert to be processed?
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I would advise as a general rule. Whatever is about application site developed for Nigerian (especially government applications) always use internet explorer to see all contents.

What is it all about
I need a nice run down before I start drawing network tomorrow

Buoyantic: Asian? How India become Asia

I bin say make I quote am before him come edit his mumu post
Because of people like you , e no go better for ASUU if dem call off strike without FG building more lecture halls in your school .

And will be paying them in huge foreign currency.
Much more than what they would pay the Nigerian counterpart, after they will start to compare.
Have anyone here taught in a tertiary institution in the north? You will weep.
Even our corpers who have taught the sec. school will bear me witness.
I wonder how the Professors will teach, knowing that 1) English is not the professors' first language, two 2) English is not the first or second language in Yobe. So the task is a heavy one
Goodluck to them.
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Mind you, Nigerian Professors are doing well abroad

Not only voting for GEJ , I will vigorously campaign for him

The governor obviously thought ASUU was just out for their salaries only and began spreading propaganda that they have paid lecturers salaries so they should call off the strike . Not knowing that this time around it was for the overall benefit of the tertiary education system

Time to bring in core politicians to checkmark all these rampaging renegade PDP members .
Good one GEJ.

Congratulabia , you just supplied fresh sperm to our coven
Pls get more of our girls when next you are here if ever

Tell him you can no longer afford diapers

Sagem S7
Actually my first smartphone
A very heavy phone running Window Mobile
Apps were scares on it while my symbian holding friends were installing all kinds of apps
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Bird flip fone , had to keep it at permanent flip open and use as Desktop Phone

I like him, he carry face like person wey fit give person bail.

Try sex in other places other than your home or bed.
Go on a outing with your husband, get somewhere out of sight and start smooching,
Oh sorry, you said your husband is not understanding.
Get a gadget.

We should not use the paper because some other people use it to print Playboy Magazine.
It is not what you use but how you use it.

No money for education but millions are provided outsite the budget for amusement, then we are in a real mess

You people are obviously not in talking terms.
There must be a history before all this started.
Wont blame anybody but look inward and check whether there is anything you did to push him away from you.
Try to initiate a talk (not nagging) and continue loving him.
If loving him wont bring him back, then nothing else would.
If you have kids, stay cos of the kids and do your thing.

Seun is bored
Maybe out of ideas on how to make nairaland better.
Who celebrates a flip-flop?

If I tell my gf this . she will be like
https://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/excitedelaine.gif

Shekau dey use I-pass-my-neighbour, when Tompolo don buy private jet?
Despise not thy little beginning, (ie if you are not already dead)

For $1bn ?
YES!!!

Who is this Justin Bieber?
Is he a porn star?

PurpleHouse: What do u think is her problem?

She is a virgin , that's the problem
Do you know about kegel exercise ?
Let her try it , apart from that , get her a guy