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Who is she?
Is she the wife of one of the slain police officers?

Where is Ombatse Traditionalists when you need them.

I am planning to employ those Eggon Invisible Fighters with Machete to protect me against police.

Br3nd4: Yimu

You again.
Umiy

antiembezzle: Nija police and their unproffessional behaviour, they like fighting law abiding citizens. Them think say na MASSOB, my Igbo brothers should see how to earn respect in nija o.

If not for the standing of those traditionalist , we would have had another undocumented extra judicial killing by the police.
Let the Gov discuss with these people like humans instead of trying to take over their ancestral land by force

WHY AM I ALWAYS LATE. IF YOU HAVE THE VIDEO SEND AM TO ME

Baritone: My condolence man.

K, bro
Last I heard , he was in heaven

OK
If we continue like this we wont achieve nothing.

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I talk only with living not dead people

[size=16pt]Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.[/size]
Like the ones above

My best trend is "My Final Official Goodbyes" , I love to see dem go but just when you thought you have one less dickhead off your hands, they come back with more fury claiming they are not liabilities for sitting in the house all day long with a DSTV African Magic Customised Remote control in hand. For them, Work is to cook, clean house and ffuck the bed guy.

Clemzy16: I swear if seun creates a ''DEACTIVATE'' button on Nairaland, where members can opt-out of this forum; it will lose half of its members in a day. Just so you know Seun, Awon Guys don dey vex for you badly, including me.

Then you would have to wait for 6 months to reactivate your account.
Deal?

Which rules are you people talking about.
I never keep 10 commandments finish, na 21 commandment and rule I go fit keep
Here is an example

Banned by Mynd_44 in Literature/Writing for Violation of rule 3 and 20.. Ban expires on 4:48pm On May 18

Seun should create a section for serial convicts

send the CV alongside relevant docs

DailyNews: communication and reflecting back on the past good moments they once shared may help to bring back passion.....

OMG , are you sure this is all that is in ur mind?

Still on it

hornipipe: that's you right there! Smh

You should be thanking me for publicizing ur skills , I almost thought you would report me to the Seun for putting ur pix there without permission

Tgirl4real: Lol

So, when are we going to see ur mama?

WTFuck
As in to see my parent and ask for my hand in marriage.
In that case lets forget about the whole wedding stuff , find somewhere and start making babies

19 year old
hmm
wey Mrs.Chima wey dey shout craddle robber when guys on nl sees something good in those fresh pies

Na when those laps don depreciate , na him u wan find an unlucky man to locked up for life.
Na u go dey find sugarson to give u belly make u at least get pikin.
Utter rubbish

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U think say all those wey dey hang around dey shout marry make ur head hot really mind am

SO tell me how someone who qualify to drive straight roads in EU can handle Nigerian roads.
Guy our driving license is way higher than international driving license you you have to re apply when going through Nigerian roads.
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Oh my dear Tgirl4real, you never told me it would get worse to this level.
So now you are ready to grab any available man not like before.
If you would sponsor the wedding, I'm interested

I think they are now qualify for Amnesty.
Let's wait for the Committee

freechat: Why look right, left, up and down when there is a pedestrian bridge?

Cos what is up there across the pedestrian bridge is not what u would like to see .
And when the bridges are a kilometre apart and where I am going is in between with a wide empty road in front of me.
Come @OP , are u in Nigeria?

That ain't no death trap , it is a crossing
Just wait , look left then right then left again .
Watch out for keke and cross . The way u were taught in primary school
Simple as that.
When u have photos of DEATH TRAPS AS in DEEP POT HOLES
Pm me

This is just another reason to vote for GEJ in 2015.
Let him win so that the north can finally go

How do I upload pix on NL,
I need help.

I found out that people had done worse from an old pix

How many times did Obasanjo visit Zaki and Odi

Shameless ACN Ediot

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I am proud to be a virgin.[/quote]WTF
Then I am a Monk.