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I might say something but my Oga on top would say another thing and ban me. So what I wanted to say is that I'm first , that's all. April Fool U don see ashewo carry belle before? |
Ishilove: But you see, Chilo dislikes him. She is only using him for her physical needs, and I suspect he is also using her. Mind you, they are not having intercourse , Chilo still retains her virginity.How? How?? How I'm in a location barely unknown to you, we are under the cover of darkness in a very private and secure place , on a comfortable bed , both of us naked and our cloth very far from us. We are both sure no one is disturbing us for the next 2 hours . . And u come out sweating and still insist that you are a virgin? Don't you ever try that with me |
When he sees another topic on 'how to know she is from the ghetto ' and runs in to open his own |
What was reduced was the interconnection rate. The network were expected to reduce their tariff individually , if they like BTW , are u still making calls at 24 Naira per minute on MTN when airtel is doing N10 to all networks? SMH |
I could say this story is true cos I found out in girls , no matter the resistance on the first encounter , once u succeed in arousing them first time , they will always come back no matter ur attitude. U will hear , ' he is stingy, he beats me but I still love him ' . My advice: Promise a girl u won't touch her during her first coming to ur house , when she comes , ensure that have given her a mind blowing sex inspite of initial resistance , she will never leave or forget u |
^^^ na me like the two , irrespective of the contents Abi u wan Project Like . I stumbled upon a video link where Mazi's work has been partially adapted to a softporn kind of movie. Here is the link before they hid it http://i.imgur.com/dEQFRXq.jpg |
gluv01: Hehehehehe...just passing by, Mazi asked me not to comment. We both went on the sabbatical leave(a man shall not leave his wife alone)You sound so excited, r u pregnant? |
uboma: cant stop laughing. Pours cold water on your face and hoping u eventually wake up*Wakes up almost four hours later looked at the poster again and goes into coma*
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ovo4u: I'm not saying all muslims are bad but 89.99% are ready to go for the 72 virgins thing.Nigerian grading system award 70 to 100% as ' A ' That is to say if 7 out of 10 person are ready to die for virgins then it is assume that all have tendencies to be virgins deathbags |
The count down begins Mazi , I see you Pls don't do it on this thread , its already bundled up and also never ever try to put it in Dairy section , it would be a massive failure Getting ready with specimen A and vaseline . Thank God for Easter , Christ have mercy on us all |
Madawaki01: Nice one Mazi...read frm page 1....gat a mountainful of tinz to do now afta abandonin dem to read ur storySorry dude u may have to keep those things abandoned cos PART 3 IS ON TONIGHT!!!!!! |
pekelepekele: Yes and those that were hit by stray bullets will also be calculated among the BH members they killed .So because people were hit by stray bullets when JTF exchanged fire with armed terrorists , GEJ should step down What would you say of Obasanjo that killed innocent harmless villagers and completed his two term in office |
boron10: I'm certain that atleast one or two innocent citizens were among those killed.I'm also certain that at least one or two innocent citizens also exchange fire with JTF. . Kill the virgins fuckers . Kill them all |
kajoula: .Really , u r in the dark age In front of you is a suicide bound heavily arm terrorist pointing a gun in your direction and you are talking about investigation. If you exchange fire with army or police, the order anywhere in the civilized world is always 'Shoot at will ' or ' Shoot to kill ' |
[quote author=Mynd_44]The only thing I am pursing right now is the plate of Amala and efo riro[/quote]Malnutrition can cause erratic typing , blindness and uncoordinated thinking , try and eat well before u login to Nairaland |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Considering I don't have one, I have nothing to return.[/quote]Then abort the one you are pursuing now , it's of no use |
adaobi123: I'm not doing strong anything. Lol, it's all jokes naJust smile |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Guys are calling you now you dey do strong head. In 10 years time you will start visiting Pastors saying you are inlucky with men[/quote]u may have to return ur certificate. |
*faints* |
May God bring peace to northern Nigeria and expose the evil men in Jesus name Amen |
LastApostle: Friendly banterPathetic |
I see gree-die and sexkillz making this thread look more mature and organized . Good show of shame |
Get married |
Get some fresh smelling minted Naira notes and rub it on her Breazt. It worked |
It simply means 'Jungle don mature ' |
Maximus85: Grow up bro.Forgive me , I never knew u were into corporate branding where name matters Nice upgraded logo but make it sort of 3D |
Maximus85: Hi Mysticgal,I expected you to attached your international passport datapage also |
Ogbunike Prince: But I'm old enough. I am 22 years old, very fresh dude.Eze Promoe over to you He says he is old enough But I still doubt |
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