₦airaland Forum

Ogbunike Prince: When can I woo a lady?

When u r old enough , son.

Princeparix: *walks towards VISION who is already leaving_to kick his asz and say*UR A WORTHY OPPONENT BRO

Just my imaginations

Save ur marriage
Tell ur hubby , ur mama is a wh0re

Pls return the laptop to the owner , this is easter

Really , in what way exactly?

vision2050: *waiting patiently for Smartie gurl, while i spread my bed*

You better start planning for alternative or else that pillow go suffer tonight

dorox: I can only imagine the angry reaction of a typical Nigerian dad learning for the first time from an online forum like nairaland that their child, especially a female child has indeed grown and quite comfortable having a boyfriend/girlfriend kissing photo.

I don't see any angry reaction , the father would look back and remember those lovely youthful days and say ' nothing is new in this world '

[quote author=gree-die]seriously u think i don't know? smh [/quote]I'm getting a list of all your contacts and call logs and pm for the last 5 mins.
In case you didn't know , my last message to you got ur system bugged.
BTW , u need Salvation in your life

190: [color=deeppink]

You mean u dont know ITBOMB
the guy who [/color]

C'mon not this lovely night.
You win , your lines was the best, it moved my spirit

[quote author=gree-die]r u a romancelander? ur handle is unfamiliar.[/quote]romancelander? No , I wouldn't use such an appellation to identify with the royal blood in me and also I can't claim to be a familiar spirit.
I only move to and fro seeking who to devour.
I pray it will not be you. I pray

190: i challenge any dude out there to come out and face me one more time
with any LADY of his choice

U stand no chance , ur lines was quack with no depth, its was just funny . That's all

[quote author=gree-die]not true... i think she is d one constant in190's life.
all odas come and go.[/quote]Like you
*hid*

Br3nd4: really

The head is swelled
Pity

190: Flytefallz honey -- U remain the sweetest thing around!

At least for the night before he throws you into his harem and search for another sweet thing

Popowaa: I ve reached my final verdict waiting for my gentlemen to arrive.

I dey suspect overnight rigging

Henry120: Come election day, GEJ would be triumphant. He just needs to continue fixing power supply vigorously as he is doing, and mark my words even abubaka shekau( boko-haram leader) would vote for him on election day.


GEJ 2015!!!! Aso rock occupied till 2019.

Nice analysis , but the mantra that will convince Nigerians is if he keep to his words by June and deliver on power . That alone will bring millions of votes and as usual even when there is mago mago, people will turn a blind eye cos GEJ is winning and there is power

bobo09: Any new thing in this message

Bafoon, any new thing in Happy Easter?
But we wish people every year

God bless the President and fill him with wisdom to lead us to better days. Amen

luvmijeje: Op you have to sit him down and talk to him about your fears and worries as a 'FRIEND' not as a big brother,If not he will do it behind you which may lead to mistake.

^^^ Best advice
.
Don't go big brother on him , u will just scare him to do worse behind u.
Take him as a friend and list the merit and demerits.
Strike a deal that if his academics result is worse then he should hands off
Tell him what he probably already knew , that he would need to always please his gf at all times and that would mean money and attention.
Finally , let him understand that if he study hard and gets a good grade then he would enter university without delay and get better girls who prefer intelligent guys

karl max: ENGLISH TEACHER I COULD POST IN ENGLISH SON OF A SCUMBAG

I tired for english prof on Nairaland.
.
BTW , the only reason I will be voting for Jonny Boy is that I read somewhere that if he wins then Nigeria will be divided.
.
I can't wait for that to happen pls vote Goodluck Ebele Jonathan for President 2015

How many?
Just 27
Make it 50 , cos we got nothing else to do than to please a girl

SlyIg: Boyfriend na for maintenance na.

You see what I'm talking about?

obadiah777: ARE YOU SAYING THE POPE IS CHRIST ?

No, the Pope is the leader of the catholic church in the line of St Peter as ordained by Jesus Christ himself while on earth.
As such the humility exercise by Jesus should be demonstrated by his servant as an exemplary act

I see Pharasee and Saduccee on this thread that can crucify christ over and over again today

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Never knew seun now celebrates Easter though. [/color]

Every tongue must confess that Jesus is Lord
Whether you believe or not

I have always been disappointed by Seunland, I first observed this during christmas, other forums had sent me personalized email wishing me well some even sent text as well but from Nairaland, nothing of such, just a general thread for all who wish to open and comment.
Anyway , same to you
And I forgive you in the spirit of the season

mafiachic: are my villagers not Nigerians?

No , just because your village people do ask silly questions doesn't mean that 180m people ask that kind question.

teeo:
Where is my beloved this morning,
i wish to coat her with love still flowing,
and give her a warm embrace of love dripping,

she made my dream come true last night,
she didnt go for might,
neither was she fooled by strength,
true words held her tight.

E don do, loverboy
BTW how was last night

[quote author=Mynd_44]Since I am a guy, I should address what seems to be the problem with most guys. We feel incapable of winning a lady over so we hide our incapabilities with money and gifts. We have in our heads exchanged winning a girl over with words and action and replaced it with material things and that's why most girls are used to it.

Men should stop trying to win ladies over with money. It is wrong and silly. Maybe then the world can be a better place[/quote]A call for reflection.
The blame is partly on guys too for laying a bad precedent which must be sustained.