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Br3nd4: **slips into thread, looks left and right, no sign of Gluv. . . . Quickly reads story and runs out**
Mazi see what u've caused, i told u i didnt want to do u said we should do, now see

Nothing will be hidden under the sun forever, wetin una do?
Everybody come o o o o , there was an adultery going on without our knowledge
gluv01 come out o o o o , maishot, avenger, kweed wey una
*wait o, e be like say Mazi don give two people belle?*
plus the etisalat girl,
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Next Generation: UmuMazi Autonomous Community

ekaromail: Am really sorry guys. I tried uploading the pdf version of the complete story here but the size was too large that was why I uploaded the docx version. Just click on it. I will still work on getting you the pdf version and epub version.

Can I be of help?

princesa: this is so unfair...... am lost

Found at last,
Baby this is totally unfair

Ishilove: You have got to be kidding me!!

I'm dead serious.
According to research from an American University, when a woman is aroused, hormones are release to all sexual organs preparing for the normal process of reproduction. Take note that the body does not differentiate whether it is for pleasure or for reproduction.
The body assumes that those hormones and fluid would be expelled from the body by the time the 'act of reproduction' is concluded and is not prepared to take back those fluid, however if the fluids and hormones are not expelled, it is congregated in any available place it was not designed to be,if it is assimilated by the body , good, but most times, they stay and coagulate leading to cancerous cancer.
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Thank God for men like us, we are on a mission to suck out those cancer forming fluid out of your unmentionables, You should be thanking us and looking forward to our next visit/therapy

Phinity318: Oga IT nd maishot dem,hw I go take pay na?na via e-payment abi na paper(teller payment)?nd whose act no. Wil it be?*winkx*

Now we have a truly brilliant member. To protect yourself from fraudsters, we no longer accept e-payment , what you will do is to send your ATM card through DHL including your pin , then we will use it to cash the required fee plus logistics fee and return your ATM card safely to you . Pls make sure your ATM card is enabled for Alert before sending to us.
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ITbomb
Chairman
Alomo Allocation Committee
Nairaland Sinners Association Worldwide

naptu2: Yep! Virgins have hormones too.

Which much accumulation can cause cancer.

naptu2: Fola re-ignites the fire that she's trying to suppress.

But she is still a 'virgin'

001solar: Mazi_Omenuko nice one bro dere. I hope to see a new Mazi_Omenuko dis time around

. . . and what was wrong with the old one?

Does anyone has a translated version of the above in English?

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]I told you! Let's get rid of him![/quote]You had your chance during the 9 months , now it's too late.
If you are not ready to give me siblings , I will do what is expedient to keep the bloodline pure.
You may have to go cos I will ' Slay the overbearing father, disparage his legacy, and gain power by shining the koko in my own way.'

^^^ now this will make Ishilove grow mad

Br3nd4: no its a girl

Don't talk to me , I said make you come woo me u no gree

gluv01: Don't vex ma... was just confused on how to spell the name. My apologies plz

Yea when u are on antenatal some things might appear confusing , just relaxed your mind and pls don't reply this comment it may give you more headache and confusion . Remember its a boy

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]I was waiting for you to finish your abstract, now one full page is gone!

Diary section does not allow for guest viewing.[/quote]Some people might be pissed off with the chit chat, so the parallel thing should keep both set of fans happy

Mazi , this thing will not work here , lets have a rethink and take it to Dubai Dairy section and keep this as a following thread.
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We are already having crowd issues here
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Or better still make a parallel thread [here and Dairy ] to keep the excitement and update both simultaneously

Previously on NYSC : National Year of Sex and Comfort. Part 2
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Part 2: Asaya Camp
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"You don collect the callup?", he asked as soon as I picked the call

"Kogi state", I replied as a noticed I just got the attention of a girl photocopying some items. I looked and caught her staring at me. She smiled a bit as I turned back and continued with the call.

"Ahhhh!!!! Congrats!! Eee no easy". Samuel continued.
"Are you posted to kogi?"

I turned and looked at her.

"Yes", I replied.

"I was posted there too!" She announced with a smile on her face.
"You didn't tell me your name", I had to ask, out of courtesy.

"Ogechi".
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Our bus will soon move and I was seated in the front seat with a pretty lady.
"Malizia"
I heard. It was from my neighbor. I turned and would have ignored her if she wasn't staring at me.
"I'm jane, from Delta", she said. I Introduced myself and we continued the chat.
Few minutes later, she informed me she was feeling sleepy.
"Can I rest my head on your shoulders?".

"Of course",
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A big head, a tiny neck and a small body frame on top of my foam

"Bros. . .bros. . .wake up let me carry my foam".
"You don come back?", he asked as he tried to awake fully from sleep.
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I got to my corner and the ugly one was sited on his bed, arranging rows of condoms.

"Do you know that we have 21 days to spend in this camp", he asked and I nodded, wondering what that has to do with anything.

"I'm going to tidy 21 girls before I leave camp", he said smiling mischievously. "One girl per day".
"I don't think so", I said laughing again.
"You are packing those condoms back to your house".
"Why not! N1,000 for every condom you use". Then on a second thought, just a reflex thought to balance up the wager, I added, "and N1,000 for me for any of those condoms I use".

His eyes shone bright. "Why not make it N2,000?".

He was taking me too serious.
"Deal!", I said.
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"You're not sleeping with this foam if you don't give me my 2k".
His friends laughed out with him.

"This empty nylon doesn't mean you 'tidied' anyone".

"Yuuucckkkk", I exclaimed.

"Shey you want evidence?" He asked as his friends laughed out with him.
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"Keep the foam", I replied, "when I get back, we will balance up".
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"Give me a minute and I will join you", she said.
"Well, I don't have appetite for food", I said as I leaned forward the desk and gave a small peck",
"But I have appetite for other things".

"Like what", she asked trying hard not to smile.
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"Where's my money", he asked with a smile on his face.
I put my hand inside my pocket, he was expecting some cash but I brought out the tied condom. The fluorescent light from the game house shone on it. They exchanged glances as I brought out my phone with the pictures and handed to the ugly one.
They nodded in agreement, it was fool-proof
"Congrats!", he said. All his stained teeth showing in the process.

"But there will be only one man standing when this camp is over, and that will be me". He said.

I was too tired to argue with him, I needed to rest my head. When I settle down fully, I will teach him a lesson, one that will cost him his money.

"I am Chief", he said.
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I produced the two used condoms and showed the ugly one the pix
"Is this the girl you were with at the mami?", he asked.

"Yes", I replied excitedly.

"And the same girl you f'u'c'ked yesterday?", he asked.

"Yes", I replied, wondering why all the question. He should be counting the money now, not asking silly questions.

He laughed for a while as I wondered what was so funny.

"You can't be f'u'c'king the same girl all the time, its not part of the wager".
"This is not marriage
There was a general law that states that;

A f'uc'kk once f'u'c'ked can be re-f'u'c'k'ed if the f'u'c'ke'r and the f'u'c'kee agrees that the f'u'ck was well f'u'ckked.
"Can I have more condoms", I asked as he reached for his locker and handed me four new condoms.

Game on. . .

“It was obvious the girl liked this poor weird guy. If I allowed the wager to stand without an amendment, I was going to loose” the ugly one reasoned

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Day 21 - Last day of camp
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I opened the stapled paper, and checked it out;

Federal Polytechnic, Idah.

Do you believe in fate?
The ugly one had collected his re-deployment letter and was ready to travel back to imo. I informed him where I was posted and he gave me that mischievous smile ones more.

Then, like he just remembered something, he dipped his hands in his bag's side zip and gave me 4 condoms.

"That's all that remained of the 42 condoms! We are legends, legends of fvckerss!" He said to me. Then, like he wanted to pass a very important info to me, he leaned over and whispered to me as I payed attention;

"Fvck those poly chicks for me!" He said calmly, with his trademark mischievous smile.
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We left the federal poly and headed to Girls secondary school.
The vice principal accepted chifawu
The Principal pleaded me to squeeze out time to lecture at the secondary school. Chifawu squeezed my hand and I agreed
"You're welcome young man, you will enjoy this school."

Of course there were lots of things to enjoy in the school. I let my eyes wander about as I saw lovely sweet tender young girls with school uniforms smiling.

Some of them were daring enough to wink at me when I looked their direction.

This is really going to be an interesting year!

It was going to be a full year of sex and comfort! And a memorable year!
Chifawu and I started the kissing all over again, this time around, with more passion than I've ever witnessed. . .

Do you believe in fate?

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THE END
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I will take this down after 30 mins
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Previously on NYSC : National Year of Sex and Comfort.
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Baby, it worked!

My girlfriend was screaming and running to my direction.

It worked!

She ran to me with all smiles. She was breathing heavily, trying to catch her breathe. She ran all the way from the student affairs block A to block C where students of Engineering faculty were gathered up, waiting for NYSC call-up letters.

"Lasgidi things!" She screamed as she hugged me.
Her desire to serve in Lagos state came through, mine was overtaken by events leading to my extra one year delay caused by some misadventure with the HOD’s daughter Cassey.
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In the beginning
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"Are you not comfortable with this?", I asked as I pulled away from her.

"I'm sorry, I just can't, not now, not today . . . . . …..
She continued, "I'm in a long distance relationship now, its somehow complicated.
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Later
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"Yes...yes...yes..., f'uckkk". She was screaming as I fu'c'ked deep into her

"Alert! Code Red! Booing 249 on enemy's territory! Abort all military action and return to base immediately!

Jeeeezzzz!!!!! My girl friend was around!
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"I can prepare quaker oats for you".

I laughed out.

"Or you can eat me".

That's more like it. . .
When Rita says you can 'eat her', she meant every word therein; both literally and verbally.
Then …………….
"Who else did you sleep with today?". She repeated.

"Rita, this is a little bit embarrassing, but I had a wet dream shortly before coming over here".
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a voice brought us back to reality;

"What's going on here!!!!!"

It was a familiar voice; one I would never forget. . .
Cassey pulled down her skirt which was hanging on her hips without bordering to wear her pant. She sat up and faced the same two mean eyes.
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"The incidence with madam silat was peacefully resolved between both of us", she said.
She moved to stretch her legs so she can lie on my laps, the legs hit something beside the car gear. It fell off and exposed a file with a bold caption.

-EXAMINATION QUESTIONS-

I rushed down to palmville, samuel was not around, so I unlocked the door and entered.
I went straight to the foam which was on the floor, lifted it up. . .


. . .the question paper and its answers were gone!!!

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"Search him before he enters", the lecturer was ordering the school security operative to search odili.
a lecturer moved from behind and collected his answer sheet. Sandwiched inside the pages of those answer sheets, where the paper I used in solving the problems.

"Get out of here before I give you malpractice form to fill".
I was devastated. Odili in his quest to entangle himself from this mess was definitely going to mention my name.
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"Of course you have an outstanding, what else could be wrong? Or you think god is trying to punish you?".

- outstanding in MEC 522 and MEC 543 -

Those were the two courses cassey's dad handled: Control Process and Robotics.
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Finally graduated with 2.2 (so annoying)
It didn't work.

State of Deployment: k o g i


But kogi? Of all states? I didn't know anything about kogi, I only see it on the country's map, somewhere above the river niger.
I don't do long distance relationships.

She knew, and I made it obvious that out of sight, was out of mind for me.