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1. Your SSCE English result , scanned original copy
2. Sworn affidavit from police
3. A handwritten request letter addressed to Seun, copied to all moderators and delivered by hand to Ota.
4. Two passport photographs endorsed at the back
5. Utility bill to prove your existence
6. Recommendation letter from your Traditional ruler
If your request is approved
You proceed to the nearest branch of First bank to pay in your processing fees, which will be released to u
Then u wait for 2 weeks for Confirmations of your account deletion
Act fast
Thank you
For Seun

yea 2face , don't u see what goes on in those bushes around.
2face should orient us on how to manage 3 babes.

[quote author=seun_adeolu]Oga u be agent urself. the 001197 code that follows the applicant name is ur own personal agent code.[/quote]I don't understand ,where is it

Now, what is so tribalistic about this topic that u want it on the front page?

I guess its time to use ur head when going into relationship , not sitting by the corner waiting for any flashy smooth talking dude to talk off ur dumb brain into bed.
I bet there were couples of good dudes u turn down cos of u shortsighted material eyes
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OMG , did I just abuse U?

Logic Mind: You mean that people with artificial hearts are not humans?

What did u call it? ' HEART '

. . . . for now

Logic Mind: does a cactus have a brain or a heart or do you think plants are not alive?

A cactus does not have a brain or a heart but it has everything that defines it as a cactus . For a human to be a being it must possess all that defines it as human being ie brain , heart, lungs, breathe

I told them

I don't know how to start
You sef never mature , that's y u see a developing teenager n u think of marriage
Come back next 4 years then we would discuss it
And don't forget to get a job before then

I just like the smell of teenage Secondary school girls . I dunno

U must be brainless to even imagine this is from GEJ.
Get a life

What a change!

jovi: please where is the place with the pool? a hotel? looks quite nice...

That is the 5 star Le Meridian hotel with golf course, really serene
Akpabio too good

Pls anyone that have gotten it should pls forward it to me ultafuto@yahoo.co.uk
God bless

@OP, so how may we help you really?

Chizzybenjamin: Guys I tried dat BSM to 440 tingu,it didnt work on my HTC HD7.
Had to load fpr another data package.
May b I didnt get it right.
Wat did u fink cud hav gone wrong

Dunno
u should have at least gotten a text
Remove ur battery
Check ur balance *141*712*0#
Or use BCM to 440

Daadaaa: cos I'm quick to cry.

You just made me backspace everything I intended to rain on you.
At your age u need a mature minded friend and u have found it in this 'MARRIED MAN'.
Dunno wat to say

Y do people only notice when Akwa Ibom dey flow their language and barely when they do the same in Yoruba or Igbo.
Akwa Ibom girls are known for their charming nature so which guy wey get one from him side go wan go outside again

mxxpunkxx: ^^ bigger fool . .
they've got 3G at Ipaja . .
sometimes, breeze go blow am come, later e go blow am go (excuse my language)

Whoa I've seen some silly morons, read their posts, laughed at them but this is beyond that. If there is any better word to describe how moronic u are, I would or better still invent it
Before it was SOS now ur eyes don clear from that white stuff u took in the morning , it is now coming and going. Don't worry when u turn ur fone upside down, u will see LTE
Confused FOOOOOOOL

Lawalmd: the 3g signal is not every where, i use a 3g mobile phone and my network mode is always on UMTS. when i'm using my etisalat its always 3g signal no matter where i am in lagos but pop in my zain line(@ ipaja) and all i get is SOS(no signal) so airtel cant fool people that they have the whole of lagos covered.

They didn't say the whole of Lagos Fool, it is all state capital , u better relocate from Ipaja

We ‘re on top of the situation

I luv this one

@OP , add pure water

Subscribing

Y Naija girls too lazy
Can't they study in school , get a job n contribute to her relationship?

kitty kat: Its called mass messaging.

In the TO: field, u put the fone number of 21 mugus and press send. At least 5 mugus will answer. One of them will come to NLD to ask if he should respond. Now I don't blame ppl like DailyNews. Na waaaoh. Why is this peculiar to 9ja babes. They choose to become destitute and beggars in the name of money.

Is 9ja the only poverty ridden nation in the world?

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