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I don hammer

Kano under 10 win
Lagos under 200 loss chai

Imagine, they have run out of waste

Oh, Tecno

modextus:
Are you sure? Waa told note 8 was 81k just yesterday.

Redmi 8 is, not the Note

DanseMacabre:
Well, I just thought you'd be quite knowledgeable for a sexually active female.

Hahaha, I never saw this coming

Redmi or Spark 5 or Samsung

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Women and faking orgasm and the first person on your mind to copy is Ishilove, hmm

Added on 2go

How can they

Someone who has no investment years after retirement said he doesn't know how to make money and we clap for him.

https://dailypost.ng/2017/12/19/dont-know-make-money-buhari/amp/

Even went ahead to say he borrowed to build his house and you expect him to stop borrowing?
Someone with zero capacity on investment and human capital development

You will hear vague stuff like

Anchor borrower program
Improved macroeconomic index
Fight Boko Haram
Release 300 billion for cash transfer
Released 200 billion for social investment
Approved second Niger bridge
Saved 600 billion from TSA
EFCC recovers 1 trillion
and the most laughable
Fight corruption

Meanwhile, this is how to list achievements
https://www.nairaland.com/1826022/56-punch-list-president-goodluck-ebele#24913846

I just love this guy

Ronaldo plays to be better than Messi
Messi plays to win titles
Ronaldinho just love playing football

Why not eat it?

Sloan:
It doesn't matter, he should just GO after his term finishes in 2015. It is time for fresh ideas and not the cluelessness of this super foolish president!

I hope you are enjoying your "fresh ideas"

I have plans for you my boy
Plans of evil, not of good
To give you an end in tears

The noiseless RR

They had to install speakers to remind the driver that the engine is running

Finally, Kogi 2.
Cross River under 0 may soon start to cut ticket

Lmao, Buhari and economic performance in one sentence. Nice joke

Just because "they" removed their daughter and replaced with one of "them"

Chai, my ticket don enter, Kano under 10

Why not be talking more to the man in the mirror

If you have Tracker ready for installation and you live in a fenced compound, go for Corolla otherwise Civic will do

Any card that you must have money in account before you use is debit card

Don't be surprised he does not even know that memos have been canceled

When you cannot hold a 30 minutes brainstorming discussion with your C-in-C, what do you expect?

When they say meeting, they just go there, sit down, laugh at every silly joke then listen to the already prepared script being read by the figurehead

In a rented house, stay together
When building your house, attach an ante room for madam

Probably after being done with children, couples may need more space

You went to work in the church,
you saw a snake
You killed the snake
You ate the snake

20 years ago, this would have given me goosebumps
But now, happy meal

Don't work up with her attitude

Na her husband go suffer. Plan to make money and get the hell outta there

I passed through the same but since I was the one doing virtually everything, it helped me today in creativity

Millenniumlady:
You fvcked up big time sometimes we ladies love it when you woo us like 4/6times before we'll give in better tell the new girl that you're already in a relationship before she came go back to her friend for peace to rain

6 times in 2020?

I still don't understand what girls expect when someone invites you to hotel and you go and expect that nothing will happen

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