₦airaland Forum

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Wickedfacts:
Girls will soon turn this one to fashion surgery.

Autoclave skin rejuvenating procedure.

God abeg oh… 🫣

jamesversion:
Finally, the black skin feels worthy.

I’ve always loved dark skin. 😊

It truly doesn’t crack.

I’ve got a confused complexion though… 😢

Allah yasa… 🙏😊

jamesversion:
Are you sure this isn't make up all thru. Cos I can't see a single scar on her face. Ans we took the first picture of her in the lab.

One of the many benefits of a healthy, dark skin… 😊

Not to badmouth them, but as one who was born, bred and has worked with them; in one of the core Northern states, I can tell you a few things about them.

1. Unless you’re marrying a very local girl, they’re materialistic. Ask from a sincere young Hausa guy, who wouldn’t be trying to cover his “sisters” up.

I commented on someone’s post last week or so, you see any issue southern girls get wey you dey run from, naso e dey there.

2. Ask their men, they’re f**king disrespectful.
That’s top of the reasons for their divorce.
E no dey hard them to “raina” pesin (see finish)

3. Just as with most women, the submission you get is commensurate with how loaded you are.
The way Alhaji’s wives struggle to be the best, is not exactly how Mallam Ali mai “mangoro’s” wives are.
Unless and except they’re the local ones from the village with nothing of theirs, except what their husbands offer.
That’s why to have peace in their homes, their men are usually very strict with their wives.


Life story, I know one whose husband married her because she’s light skinned and he wants light skinned children.
He had to get her a car, to convince her to get pregnant for him.
It’s quite easy for him because as I mentioned earlier, his 2 older wives are from the village, and willing to make do with whatever little stuff he gives them, while pumping in funds to make his “white”, educated Queen happy.

NB: Hope you’re not a “segz” freak, as your bedroom life go dey fvking boring if you get the very decent ones among them?

1 of the many reasons why their guys who get lucky to marry the decent ones as 1st wives, go for bad bitches as 2nd and 3rd, then when they hammer; a political wife as 4th.

Summarily, if you hold small change for your side, just marry a woman from a decent, humble background; whether south or north; and have your peace.

Salam alaikum… 🙏

Says a smoker who was begging for salvation of his friend he almost killed with colos, earlier today.

Probably a marriage of a smoking husband to a slay queen… 🥱

Speed kills! 😢

God rest their souls… 🙏🤲

Ogene001:
Oga post pictures from other state. One person has disgraced himself with Zamfara

This is how you guys stupidly drag alaigbo in the mud with nonsense comparisons.

How can you be comparing Abia state to Zamfara?

Zamfara of all places? 🫣

Jesus Christ!

Are you maaad?
Such stupidity and shamelessness! 🤮

Damnnnn!!!

May God deliver Abia state this time, is the only prayer on my lips everyday… 🙏🤲😢

Ogene001:
So now no school or hospital in Abia? Make una de phool around

List the hospitals in your state that are currently serving the masses.

No include FMC, Umuahia oh…

Why do I feel you’re Omenka or whatever your name is (if I’m not mistaken), Ikpeazu’s head of press abi na media and publicity?

Ogene001:
I challenge anybody to show any other government house that is better than this

Shut the fvck up!

How many states have you been to?

May God do to all of you who support the failure Ikpeazu and your generations what irresponsible governance did to ABSUTH and the staff! 🙏🤲😢

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May this administration favour us… 🙏🤲

BarrElChapo:
Lmaoooooo. Reminds me of those days in the university when we cooked during exams 😅😭😂😂😂

But pesin no go fit cook for bar exams shaa… 🥱

Wahala!

Kingjite1:
Using AI is going to make the next generation, less intelligent

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Everyone wants it easy…

Akwamkpuruamu:
You see one thing, the human brain can't be compared to all these AIs. But fools will think it's a copy and paste stuff. Na so a doctor go follow AI give drugs and surgery procedures to a client and the person will kick the baf and he will lose his licence.

AIs are assistant to your brain

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PPIA:
I said it's nothing to worry about, the i said i just wanted to inform her that the CV she used to apply was used to sell suya to me. And I just finished eating the suya and saw her details so thought it would be nice to inform her.😎

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Were you nice like that?

True, true…

JustPowerApps:
Clean your tears big man, the best is yet to come

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Brownshoe:
Tope that use to cook for me I look her as not classy now she is married with kids
Here I am still single, I wish there's something that could carry you back to Uni days, oh Lord! When?

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WhatsApp group chats and leaks… 😢

Binspector:
Next time, until you have been given your bike and been duly cleared, do not take down the evidence you have on us.
I say "us" because I'm a police officer myself.
It's just an advice, glad no one pulled a quick one on you after deleting them.

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If you must, trying sending it to someone else as backup, before deleting…

Persephone1:
This assertion is ridiculous. Nigerian women do not know/understand what panty liners is?

Really?

The ones I have or have seen with ladies must be rocks then or maybe I'm not a Nigerian.

Thought I was the only one shocked.🥱

We Nigerian ladies must be really local? 🤧

Even claiming it’s normal for ladies to have copious vaginal discharges to necessitate having to use tissues or “panti laina”… 🤣

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Pancreatitis. 😢

May his soul rest in peace… 🙏

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There are career women in Nigeria, but a lot of men would rather date urgent 2k girls who are readily available for every evening hangout. 🥱

Thebadpolitican:
Wow this is to tell that there is no career women in Nigeria


We men are trying oo

See as post empty biko

Agbadocassava:
This adulthood is very confusing, today you're rich, tomorrow you're borrowing money from loan apps

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Guyyyyy… 😁

You just reminded me about my prayer this morning.😂

I was thanking God for the miraculous provisions so far, this year; and prayed that on the few days of lack that “may” come ahead, He helps me stay grateful for these days of unmerited plenty. 🙏🤲

That prayer was borne out of that experience you typed up there.
While I was thanking for the plenty, I remembered the days of utter lack with hopelessness of where supply would even come from… 😢

God abeg… 🤲😢🙏

MrBrownJay1:
how can it be slavery when you are allowed to quit when ever you desire? if you dont like the job, then go get a job that you desire, et voila!

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If you want to enjoy public holidays, get a government job! 😏

Even on the government job, essential services’ workers are still made to work on public holidays.
Bank sef, people wey dey manage the ATM and network have to somehow be on ground. 🤧

Not forgetting, when you have your personal business, you can allow your staff ALL the public holidays… 😁😊