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Jokes Etc / Re: My Boss Wants To Buy My Baby! by ituen(m): 9:24pm On Oct 10, 2008
We no dey fight anything. Its good that the poster has not replied any post else . . . . . .
Jokes Etc / Re: 1980's Love Letter by ituen(m): 9:20pm On Oct 10, 2008
dont mind am

Girls don use am do mugu
Jokes Etc / Re: Ben Needs Gay Friends by ituen(m): 9:14pm On Oct 10, 2008
call showbobo on 08034114681
Jokes Etc / Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ituen(m): 8:51am On Oct 10, 2008
SHI*T

this new king is gonna give me problems
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 8:47am On Oct 10, 2008
u just take him home to do "home service"?
Jokes Etc / Re: Hell Yes I Lurve Cloning Ppl Dont I? by ituen(m): 8:44am On Oct 10, 2008
thanks for stepping down
Jokes Etc / Re: Look At These Weird Pictures. by ituen(m): 8:44am On Oct 10, 2008
really weird !11
Jokes Etc / Re: Pappyshoes & Jazzyj – Na Waa For Pappy Though. . . . by ituen(m): 8:10am On Oct 10, 2008
baby, na assignment u dey give me so oh
Jokes Etc / Re: My Boss Wants To Buy My Baby! by ituen(m): 8:09am On Oct 10, 2008
No mind the guy

Nigerians can do anything for money
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 8:05am On Oct 10, 2008
latch
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcykul's Natural Air Bag by ituen(m): 8:04am On Oct 10, 2008
Michelin go run bankrupt if they take up that contract
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 8:03am On Oct 10, 2008
scopium

do your best, and the girls may take you home
Jokes Etc / Re: ITUEN!!!!!!!!! by ituen(m): 8:01am On Oct 10, 2008
wedding never start, u don dey gatecrash
Jokes Etc / Re: How Studio Met Gabrywyl by ituen(m): 7:58am On Oct 10, 2008
ok gabby,

when dem roughandle you, dont come to me oh
Jokes Etc / Re: No Be Small Thing by ituen(m): 7:57am On Oct 10, 2008
dunno, u just remind me
Jokes Etc / Re: Scary by ituen(m): 7:57am On Oct 10, 2008
. . with that smal thin that fits into jazzy's ear
Jokes Etc / Re: Pappyshoes & Jazzyj – Na Waa For Pappy Though. . . . by ituen(m): 7:19am On Oct 10, 2008
gabb,

the joke is ok, its just that i wan interpreting it in my own way
Jokes Etc / Re: ITUEN!!!!!!!!! by ituen(m): 7:16am On Oct 10, 2008
info wat do you sugeest we drink

and remember, i dont want to propose to gabby in a drunken state
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 7:15am On Oct 10, 2008
info,

take it easy. you know how women dey d their own thingremember you need the cash

@Gabby
dont worry, he'll entertain you cos he's the start attraction of the night. He's to let the others perform
Jokes Etc / Re: Danni1luv & Tytylayor’s Wish by ituen(m): 6:52am On Oct 10, 2008
splendid joke.

the end really caught me unawared
Jokes Etc / Re: ITUEN!!!!!!!!! by ituen(m): 6:52am On Oct 10, 2008
info relax

gabby hasnt accepted anything yet
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 6:51am On Oct 10, 2008
Good girl,

remember to tip ther male strippers you meet
Jokes Etc / Re: ITUEN!!!!!!!!! by ituen(m): 6:38am On Oct 10, 2008
ok gabby,

just gimme time to draft my proposal
Jokes Etc / Re: Pappyshoes & Jazzyj – Na Waa For Pappy Though. . . . by ituen(m): 6:37am On Oct 10, 2008
i dont see anything special in this joke.

al he did was make jazzy proud and he succeeded grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 6:30am On Oct 10, 2008
Gabby, as a well cultured british man, i understand dat once in a while, you need time out to hang with your friends.

so go out there and have fun. But dont let that jazzy of a girl influence you too often
Jokes Etc / Re: Real Mugu by ituen(m): 6:13am On Oct 10, 2008
Hey gabby,

i promised to wash only ur thongs and not those big undies.

Meanwhile i'm watching a movie, resting on my LA-Z-BOY

i'm not a lazy boi
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 6:08am On Oct 10, 2008
no thanks gabby

I no dey follow una commot. can't stand all the gossip.

make una enjoy. remember to tip the strippers.

Nb: Gabby, dont forget my six packs of coors
Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 5:42am On Oct 10, 2008
JazzyJ:

thnx fr d tip ituen

but didnt u read d sign?
girls onli
do u think u r a girl?
hehe
grin tongue

Didnt u notice i posted once. I was just wishing u girls a nice time out.

Wetin concern me for una women gist? angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: My Boss Wants To Buy My Baby! by ituen(m): 5:27am On Oct 10, 2008
Gabby baby,

u know say u tight wella for joke and u be my paddy-in-command

Tim dey find work for nairaland but seun no get time for am
Jokes Etc / Re: Real Mugu by ituen(m): 5:26am On Oct 10, 2008
JazzyJ:

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
we want to be alone for the two days
ituen can read u d bed time story story
u can hug d doggy for comfort
juz leave me n scop to be alone angry angry angry

i dont have time to read bedtime stories or sing lullabies

Go hug the doggies

as for me, i aint getting up from my la-z-boy
Jokes Etc / Re: ITUEN!!!!!!!!! by ituen(m): 5:23am On Oct 10, 2008
na wa oh. see as you come dey post my pix grin grin grin grin grin
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 5:23am On Oct 10, 2008
aint

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