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Nairaland / General / Re: A Girls Nite Out: For Girls Onli by ituen(m): 5:22am On Oct 10, 2008
when u girls hit the male strippers club, send my regard to Infobaba, showbobo, dani1luv, Scorpium, studio123. I was informed they will be performig tonight.

you girls should have a smashing time
Jokes Etc / Re: The Way I Found It by ituen(m): 4:35am On Oct 10, 2008
if you wear all the shoes, you go get problem
Jokes Etc / Re: ITUEN!!!!!!!!! by ituen(m): 4:23am On Oct 10, 2008
Miss No-Nonsense
Jokes Etc / Re: 1980's Love Letter by ituen(m): 4:19am On Oct 10, 2008
if na only this one info, our girls dey sharp pass

infact, if you give girl ur number to store, she go add *133*1*yournumber#
Jokes Etc / Re: Free Haircut by ituen(m): 4:16am On Oct 10, 2008
nice joke
Jokes Etc / Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ituen(m): 4:11am On Oct 10, 2008
SAMMY angry angry angry angry

I give you 1hr to give me a juicy position or else. . . . . .
Jokes Etc / Re: No Be Small Thing by ituen(m): 4:08am On Oct 10, 2008
Nooo gabby

Beavis and Butthead
Jokes Etc / Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ituen(m): 4:07am On Oct 10, 2008
dont u like bra and undies made of wool?
Jokes Etc / Re: My Boss Wants To Buy My Baby! by ituen(m): 4:06am On Oct 10, 2008
dreday:

He posted that over two years ago.I'm quite sure his sense of humor must have grown by now.
So,let's give him another chance to make una laugh.


Dre,
right from when i know seun, the guy no sabi joke at all.

Na so the guy ban person we talk say him joke dry. The guy should just stay in his office, let those who are jokers rule this place

Thank you for listening
Jokes Etc / Re: How Studio Met Gabrywyl by ituen(m): 3:54am On Oct 10, 2008
Gabby,

just let me know anythime this little boys wanna play rough with you
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Guilty Person? by ituen(m): 3:49am On Oct 10, 2008
all the above are guilty

nice post
Jokes Etc / Re: Checking Your Iq by ituen(m): 3:47am On Oct 10, 2008
That means he must be a trained and popular animal in the zoo
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 3:47am On Oct 10, 2008
fibber
Jokes Etc / Re: Mouse For The Coming Halloween by ituen(m): 3:45am On Oct 10, 2008
make una carry diamoond wallpaper put for the ring
Jokes Etc / Re: Real Mugu by ituen(m): 3:42am On Oct 10, 2008
na wetin romance dey do here?
Jokes Etc / Re: No Be Small Thing by ituen(m): 10:32pm On Oct 09, 2008
i know u wanna be like showbobo, but its gonna be hard
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ituen(m): 10:26pm On Oct 09, 2008
the fight never start, u dn dey speak language

If daniluv decide to kanck you, u go start to speak in tongues
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 10:23pm On Oct 09, 2008
stars
Jokes Etc / Re: White Woman's Opinion Of Black Women by ituen(m): 10:17pm On Oct 09, 2008
Nice writeup. though long it was very interesting

Well done poster
Jokes Etc / Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by ituen(m): 10:14pm On Oct 09, 2008
Nice one sammy

The mum should be flogged grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: ITUEN!!!!!!!!! by ituen(m): 10:09pm On Oct 09, 2008
Na wa for naijerians.

No where dem no dey do biz

una don dey sell drugs for nairaland too?
Jokes Etc / Re: It Wasn't Like This When I Was Six: by ituen(m): 10:08pm On Oct 09, 2008
Well thank God for Technology

Back when i was Six, Murtala was young, bald hair and rumpled uniform

Now on this N20 note, i notice that d guy dey chop money, afro hair, ironed and starched uniform

TECHNOLOGY IS GREAT
Jokes Etc / Re: 1980's Love Letter by ituen(m): 10:04pm On Oct 09, 2008
Our girls sabi flash.

very soon MTN go dey charge for flashing
Jokes Etc / Re: The Way I Found It by ituen(m): 10:02pm On Oct 09, 2008
i cant help but notice you've been in my shoes before
Jokes Etc / Re: Spelling Errors by ituen(m): 9:59pm On Oct 09, 2008
@gabby

allow princess be who she wanna be. Na she be the rita dominic of our time
Jokes Etc / Re: Mouse For The Coming Halloween by ituen(m): 9:57pm On Oct 09, 2008
Gabby

pls dont do that. I just cant stand and watch a man cry
Jokes Etc / Re: No Be Small Thing by ituen(m): 9:55pm On Oct 09, 2008
Clem

you just "Ctrl + V" showbobo's properties put for my name
Jokes Etc / Re: Checking Your Iq by ituen(m): 9:50pm On Oct 09, 2008
u wish. . . . grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ituen(m): 9:45pm On Oct 09, 2008
@Cuteangel

Na who wan kill you? u get value before?

@Richo
My company makes woolen undies and its so comforting to the female folk. u'll get all the heat u want inside there without the need for men
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 9:42pm On Oct 09, 2008
taurus
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcykul's Natural Air Bag by ituen(m): 9:37pm On Oct 09, 2008
her bra go be custom made with polyester
Jokes Etc / Re: My Boss Wants To Buy My Baby! by ituen(m): 9:36pm On Oct 09, 2008
SEUN SHOULD STOP POSTING WHATEVA HE SEES ON TV AND CALL IT A JOKE.

THIS WRITE UP AINT FUNNY.

HE SHLD STICK TO HIS OFFICE AS HEAD OF NLD AND MONITOR THE SITE

THIS IS A WARNING!!!!!!!

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