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230. A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over
her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've
hit me right in the face!!!"


231. A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly
Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into
Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting, What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me!
Andy tells me, "

232. Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out
a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it
was volume seven of the encyclopaedia,

233. A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"

234. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the
bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"

235. A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they
just don't remember who with.

236. Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw
a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver
blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like
that that give us a bad name!" To this the other blonde replied "I
know it, and if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her."

237. , then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the
slogan "Billions Served - just today"


238. Q. How can you tell that a blonde's having a bad day.
A. She has a tampon tucked under her year, and she can't find her pencil.

239. Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

240. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.

Are u dating any memeber of zule-zoo?

From pluto, where did u go?

We never had ur time at all

Thuggy,

wen u post a thread around 12.32am , there are a lot of things going on that time.

1. U are jobless obviously since every other poster is sleeping _{(forget abt migines - he's a Security Chief at the world bank so he has the right to be awake)}

2. I'm trying to get one of my wife in bed and ur useless post keeps poping up on my laptop

3. U musta subscribed to a juju-man dats why u ponder on the implications of jazz

4. If u want popularity, i'll start posting new threads using ur name.

@Web

wetin u wan do with the names?

I control these parastatals

@Janet

Who told u women are weaker souls? Thats hw u go around putting urself in bullshit.

And i hope you arent living ur life thinking a man will just come and marry you. Learn how to be independent and hw to survive in the harsh world without the immediate need for men. That way, a man will repect you and would not look upon u as a weaker sex/soul.

Remember, no be becos of u dem born another person for this world!!!!

FOCUS OH!!!!!

No he didnt

@Chuxy

No come put sand sand for my job oh!!!1 U think say na Indian film or na pete edochie film?

I dey take my time so that my actors and actresses go recieve oscar awards immediately i release the film

When thuggy dey fill d form, seun been make mistake for the location column

What was she caught for this time?

I hope not yam oh!!!!!

This Juniorhammz don come again oh!!!!!

. . . but its still a maximum facility

I believe the clerk that got everything mixed up was Tytylayor

Na because dem dey pay her N1500 a month and she tinks a lot na im make am do that kain mistake.

Well me and my wife don settle sha and we have decided to to shop at that supermarket again

Chumakk

I dey kampe. Its been long i saw you online. Hope all is well. Have u finished writing GCE? Its good to have u back

The joke is too old and stinks of cobweb fillings

@Janeluv

Where u want make i grow pass after being 5ft 11" tall

Why wont you happy to send ur acct number wen u don market urself finish for those pot-bellied "uncles" of yours

molue

Na my first wife still dey hospital

according to my timetable, my second wife go get belle in 2 weeks time

. . . like planning to raid a community and loot the babes

U gotta choose one side, man

its either mimi or TJ

DO u want me to do that?

Where u wan go saucekid?

Na kuvuki dem born u and na ther u go old

Me i no go tell you, make u no go rape men instead

Nella, i'm nocturnal and cold-blooded with a Rhesus factor

I dey sleep sha

Most of the usernames that start will "T" will be highly considered

wen tufe cant even trust himself?

TJ kissing who?

Na me me this :

yes na

cool one poster