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230. A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over
her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've
hit me right in the face!!!"

Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly."

231. A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly
Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into
Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting, What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me!
Andy tells me, "

232. Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out
a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it
was volume seven of the encyclopaedia,

233. A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"

Yes na so that i always have my eyes on them. I no trust youg moys like Tufe and TJ these days

Yea right. they both suck at the same time

But if im in the mood for bedroom stuffs, i got nightnnurse and aristole. so i'm fully booked

. . . . . .that wont get aisha anywhere

migines for example

but the good thing is that he is able to support his familt with it

now who are u referring to?

racist in the animal kingdom?

im no go fit

226. This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when
the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull
you finger out, I'll sink?"

227. Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down
and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks
and says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.
Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguig, and one
half hour later they were both killed by a train.

228. The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what
was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about
the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can Bleep and
suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook."

229. Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting
to rain and the top is down!

U remixed the last one realy good.

thumbs up for u man

He can print it and cut it to size.

Then he can change it at any community bank

Pikin heap well full for this NL

Well i hope u havent deseted her

225. There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a
redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the
mainlandand estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm
going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got
really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too
tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made
it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here
and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more
endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even
got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think
I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles,
15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight,
but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

221. Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we
could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Bleep me properly we could do
without the gardener.

222. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.

223. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of
them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing
a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and
we all fell and hurt ourselves.

224. What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
He wanted to know who the other man was,

211. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

212. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

213. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don't know.
R: Neither did she.

214. Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

215. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see
where the sun went ? It finally dawned on her.

216. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw
a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute,
she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said
"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she
had cleaned 43 restrooms.

217. How about the suicide blonde,
she dyed by her own hand.

218. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette
says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops,
looks up, and says, "Where?"

219. A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the
wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the
people were leaving.

220. A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?, "
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is, "
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?, "
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go, "
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde
exclaims:
"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

;d ;d ;d ;d

some more blondes

201. Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

202. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

203. Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

204. Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

205. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air.

206. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

207. Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

208. Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

209. Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!

210. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

says who?

U have every right to be evil

Yea i'm in PH if u wanna kiss me. Just YIM me

I still insist on cutting those legs

na wa oh.

U sef fit do YY?

U go carry urself go report to police sef

What a pale sig.

What gets trendy, anyway?

TRendy,

I'll cut those legs off soon

en dee,

U may have to replace Tufe and work directly with saucekid. U'll learn a lot of _negative things from him which will boost ur career

@Emperoh
Oga, we have been recieving some new intakes and it is not helpign me cos i have to be fixing them here aand there. SO pls place an advert so that we have a final deadline for screening of candidates.

@Ademiller
U have one test and it is: CAN FEATURE IN THE FILM WITHOUT GUNPOINT? Any answer disqualifies you except you know how to work ur way

D patient dog eats the fattest bone na 1945 story oh

If u dey chop the small small one u dey see for eye, e fit cover up pass the fattest bone sef

@Lola

People will always be ready to buy pure water. Even in Nlan, u can hawk it sef

Tj wishes to be slapped my Nlanders