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kai!! |
Call the number ad all u will hear is [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=2356[/img] "the suscriber ur trying to call never put credit, pls drop the call and dial again" [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=2367[/img] |
This is what happens when that Tj kisses from the pant [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4597[/img] [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=2305[/img] |
U wish that it were true |
Nice one [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4615[/img] [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4605[/img] [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4599[/img] [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4594[/img] |
dont worry, ur covered |
hmmm |
i can never be associated with cheats |
you are far from being wrong, clem |
all these under 14 girls wey get luck to sabi internet |
for ur mind, u think say u fit fight No be to buy 10mins for cafe come dey shout say ur back oh ![]() |
adultery!!! |
ok, lets ask the gods |
no so me i see am |
. . . . and cello-tapes it fast shut |
. . . . only to turn the person she knocked to see that it is migines |
all that one na part of a legal means to "go into the world and multiply" |
sissy boy |
good choice cos i cant see you sharing pant wit TJ |
marry who? dont come to me oh!!! i get levels |
nope reminds me of u, my daughter |
i dont wish!!!! I KNOW |
Make una no make me vex oh Na my wives name una wan use do blood money? |
. . . . dey hungry you? ![]() |
very very efficient quote |
very silly son-of-a woman |
@Web, See hw our ladies just they limit themselves |
. . . cos i oil ur hands every month end |
241. Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee? A: It's too hard to re-train them. 242. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. 243. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. 244. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. 245. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. 246. Q: What is pre-intimacy for a blonde? A: Thirty minutes of begging. 247. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. 248. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once. 249. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen. 250. Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." |
. . . cos they are my friends and notin will happen to you, my 10yr old dearie |
. . . cos i'm tracking u badly. Any false move will end ur random movements |
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