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Saucekid is gonna get laid tonight

ox-blood

which kain ruff play be this!!!!

hmmmm

are u telling me she cant afford to buy a condom scratch card?

magenta

;d ;d

U want us to talk abt u?

Ghana has been given the bronze medal for coming 3rd in the AFCON ghana 2008 with commendations for effectively bribing the 2nd half of the game

SHOWBOBO!!!!


LONG TIME MEN, hw far

*_{a sign dat one if my wives will soon get pregnant}*

hmmm

seeing is believing

that your nkita?

Na small boy, make we lef am

@TJ

U catch am bad bad

@Ariba

Na ben just wake up one morning decide say na me be the cause of all his problems

Hmmmmm

I think i can use you for the nursery rhymes section

. . u wan use juju serve juju?

All of them haVE BEEN TESTED and proven by my doc as mine

COs after fertilization, i been send Tessy abroad to born

So even Ben no get transport to go im village talkless of chasin my wife

inside mimi?

. . . and to summarise it, I finished magna cum laude in a Oxford University

e no go easy for am oh

Clem, learn hw to take care of ur property very well. We dont want ur chikdren to be posting anyhow arnd the forum

He has HIV and all the family members related to dat infection

Any time i smile, the whole world laffs

@Ben

Did u just jump to the reply button?

If u had the time to scroll down, u shlda read the whole message at once.

na by force to answer question

i hope ur nt thinking of stealing my matrass oh

Na who dey decieve u?

251. Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

252. Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

253. Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

254. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

255. Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)

256. Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

257. Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.

258. Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a
skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck.

259. Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and
a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

260. Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.

261. Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.

262. Q: Why don't a blondes guts fall out of her Arrow when she stands?
A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place.

263. Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and
eating Jell-o?
A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

264. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: Something that when it gives you a Mouth Action, it won't
stop until it gets blood.

265. Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A: She was having sunny periods.

266. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!

267. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
A: When she farts, her knees bag.

268. Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A: Marriage.

269. Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

270. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

seun needs to keep some air freshner around

This smell don reach forum games sef