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Jokes EtcRe: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 1:02pm On Jan 31, 2008
LETS try wheelbarrow
Jokes EtcRe: How To Use A Condom by ituen(m): 12:59pm On Jan 31, 2008
And it return back to u folly what goes around comes around
Jokes EtcRe: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by ituen(m): 12:29pm On Jan 31, 2008
hmmm hmmm hmmmm

People dey proclaim love and dem neva brush teeth.

Make dem kiss make i see if dem love no go end dis very moment
Jokes EtcRe: Airman Jones by ituen(op): 12:24pm On Jan 31, 2008
I agree Folly.

Dont forget ur roots oh
Jokes EtcRe: Grandma Gamble by ituen(m): 12:23pm On Jan 31, 2008
I bin talk am.

AISHA cant be trusted
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 12:20pm On Jan 31, 2008
Look am well Sunny,

Na laughing but serious matter
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! by ituen(m): 12:20pm On Jan 31, 2008
But u shld know that this is never directed at Mothers
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Doctors by ituen(op): 12:19pm On Jan 31, 2008
Not me.

Ur the one now seeing reason wit me for ur rash statement
Jokes EtcRe: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by ituen(m): 11:50am On Jan 31, 2008
Hey baby,

Dat na wetin we use for Molue back seat. Thebest location and technique
Jokes EtcRe: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 11:48am On Jan 31, 2008
[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=109168.msg1905033#msg1905033 date=1201739921]@ituen shes recycled the darn joke. it means that the drinker or thebuyer/ watever is drinking 12 bottles of beer for 100 naira thts why hes rushing so he can run away grin[/quote]@LOla

Do u get the highlighted part. There was no placein the sotry that says he cant afford to pay OR the price of 12 bottles is more dan N100
Jokes EtcRe: Driest Jokes Ever by ituen(m): 11:40am On Jan 31, 2008
@Raven

You really must be Stupid for using such a subject

ALL THE JOKES ROCK!!!!!! WELL DONE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Spread This Example Of Peace And Love Of Islam To Your Friends ! by ituen(m): 11:33am On Jan 31, 2008
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by ituen(m): 11:29am On Jan 31, 2008
Lolabbey:
i'm sure he mean't reign and u aint good in spellin yourself.so don't throw stones if u leave in a glass house. winkbiologhy
U sef cant even spell LIVE. U are the worst of them all.
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by ituen(m): 11:27am On Jan 31, 2008
ravenzord:
see this people,una never pay 4 studio una don dey write script,when i give u quit notice u go sabi
anoda waka - pass causing touble
Jokes EtcRe: Little Johnny The Conductor by ituen(m): 11:23am On Jan 31, 2008
it good to know u appreciate them
Jokes EtcRe: duplicated by ituen(m): 11:20am On Jan 31, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin

make una no fight oh
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma Jokes Yab Una Self Die (dont Take It Personnal Sha) by ituen(m): 11:14am On Jan 31, 2008
whether you are up for grabs grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Grandma Gamble by ituen(m): 11:09am On Jan 31, 2008
DIme,

We are looking for a suitable mate for Gunpoint

Are u available?
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 11:06am On Jan 31, 2008
My bro

After my expedition in the Kalahari Desert, I decided to take him wit me since he was the tour guide.

He came to naija and developed and met the girl u saw in the pic. She was from his Villa in the Kalahari and they decided to form an army.
Jokes EtcRe: Wonder They Say Shall Never End ! by ituen(m): 11:04am On Jan 31, 2008
Opoki,

No harm intended but this joke is old
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 10:53am On Jan 31, 2008
grin grin grin grin

THe last time i knew you, You were with your folks. I wonder hw u learnt of the internet.

Well u came to recognition of the need to improve your identity. But see who u got for a partner as a full colnel. going back to your roots, ehh grin grin grin grin

Jokes EtcRe: Fast Drinker by ituen(m): 10:45am On Jan 31, 2008
Sitll doesnt make sense

Why wld he run cos 12 bottles of beer is N100? Wont he pay the money?

Or is he rushing cos he tinks the price may change anytime?
Forum GamesRe: Reply Signatures. by ituen(m): 10:37am On Jan 31, 2008
Are u planning on assasinating Seun

Infobaba, pls can u IM me anytime ur online. I need ur help on something
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by ituen(m): 10:35am On Jan 31, 2008
Are u still on cloud 9?

Wont u progress?
Jokes EtcRe: Spread This Example Of Peace And Love Of Islam To Your Friends ! by ituen(m): 10:33am On Jan 31, 2008
This is really bad and stupid.

I believe the man holding the mike wouldnt do it to his son. He must have even stolen as an adult before.

The bread should have bben returned and the boy embarassed.
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by ituen(m): 10:30am On Jan 31, 2008
Mr Emperoh,

Pls dont be embarassed my zolta's entry into the picture. He is actually my boy. Just wanted to give him the opportunity.

He's gonna write the screen play, appreciation and other write-ups that come after the end of a film
Jokes EtcRe: Sexy Dj Crooky by ituen(m): 10:26am On Jan 31, 2008
@Sauce,

Do u think DJ and Clem fit each other
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen by ituen(m): 10:24am On Jan 31, 2008
Seen this before grin grin grin grin grin

But i've been looking for it and it rock. Thanks for reposting, Ptaller
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Fire Service by ituen(m): 10:22am On Jan 31, 2008
i'm gonna soon schedule round 2
Jokes EtcRe: How To Use A Condom by ituen(m): 10:21am On Jan 31, 2008
what a powerful setup grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: What A Wife by ituen(m): 10:19am On Jan 31, 2008
outrageous!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by ituen(m): 10:15am On Jan 31, 2008
Sir,

We have some actors and actresses grumbling.

Migines - He is no where to be found. I dont know y u spent money to get him

Clemcy - She complains she's finer than Nightnurse and Tessy and thefore deserves the LEADING ACTRESS ROLE

Tessy - She said she is more photogenic than CLemcy and shld be the Lead Actress. She's puttin pressure on me as per say she be my wife

Nightnurse - She said she wants the supporting actress role since she's my mistress

Ademiller – She insists gunpoint must be on set else she wont take part in the film. Do u sense this as a terrorist act? I can forward her complains to sacuekid

Saucekid – he doubles as the on-set security manager and the camera man cool cool cool cool cool . Has a good sense o judgement

Tufe – I told him to work with Saucekid as a camera boy but he seems he wants to make his debut on screen. Its ur call, Boss

DJ crooky – He’s hot and I think we can use him as the main actor to replace Migines. He’s the new guy on board ans all the chics wanna play second fiddle to him except tessy and nightnurse

TJ – He is good to go and he is practicing his lines. I know he’ll make me proud.

Ayusman – I’m receiving complaints from those who wore shorts to the location that he is really on them like mad. They don’t know if his act is part of the film or natural behaviour

Thuglife – Notin much to say about this young man. But I’m drafting him into a good role. I hope he performs well cos he came through man-know-man system

Waka pass wey go join – I dey find roles for them. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley


Just give me 2 days and I’ll start the motion picture rolling, Sir

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