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LETS try wheelbarrow |
And it return back to u folly what goes around comes around |
hmmm hmmm hmmmm People dey proclaim love and dem neva brush teeth. Make dem kiss make i see if dem love no go end dis very moment |
I agree Folly. Dont forget ur roots oh |
I bin talk am. AISHA cant be trusted |
Look am well Sunny, Na laughing but serious matter |
But u shld know that this is never directed at Mothers |
Not me. Ur the one now seeing reason wit me for ur rash statement |
Hey baby, Dat na wetin we use for Molue back seat. Thebest location and technique |
[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=109168.msg1905033#msg1905033 date=1201739921]@ituen shes recycled the darn joke. it means that the drinker or thebuyer/ watever is drinking 12 bottles of beer for 100 naira thts why hes rushing so he can run away [/quote]@LOlaDo u get the highlighted part. There was no placein the sotry that says he cant afford to pay OR the price of 12 bottles is more dan N100 |
@Raven You really must be Stupid for using such a subject ALL THE JOKES ROCK!!!!!! WELL DONE ![]() |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Lolabbey:U sef cant even spell LIVE. U are the worst of them all. |
ravenzord:anoda waka - pass causing touble |
it good to know u appreciate them |
![]() make una no fight oh |
whether you are up for grabs ![]() |
DIme, We are looking for a suitable mate for Gunpoint Are u available? |
My bro After my expedition in the Kalahari Desert, I decided to take him wit me since he was the tour guide. He came to naija and developed and met the girl u saw in the pic. She was from his Villa in the Kalahari and they decided to form an army. |
Opoki, No harm intended but this joke is old |
![]() THe last time i knew you, You were with your folks. I wonder hw u learnt of the internet. Well u came to recognition of the need to improve your identity. But see who u got for a partner as a full colnel. going back to your roots, ehh ![]()
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Sitll doesnt make sense Why wld he run cos 12 bottles of beer is N100? Wont he pay the money? Or is he rushing cos he tinks the price may change anytime? |
Are u planning on Infobaba, pls can u IM me anytime ur online. I need ur help on something |
Are u still on cloud 9? Wont u progress? |
This is really bad and stupid. I believe the man holding the mike wouldnt do it to his son. He must have even stolen as an adult before. The bread should have bben returned and the boy embarassed. |
Mr Emperoh, Pls dont be embarassed my zolta's entry into the picture. He is actually my boy. Just wanted to give him the opportunity. He's gonna write the screen play, appreciation and other write-ups that come after the end of a film |
@Sauce, Do u think DJ and Clem fit each other |
Seen this before ![]() But i've been looking for it and it rock. Thanks for reposting, Ptaller |
i'm gonna soon schedule round 2 |
what a powerful setup ![]() |
outrageous!!!!! |
Sir, We have some actors and actresses grumbling. Migines - He is no where to be found. I dont know y u spent money to get him Clemcy - She complains she's finer than Nightnurse and Tessy and thefore deserves the LEADING ACTRESS ROLE Tessy - She said she is more photogenic than CLemcy and shld be the Lead Actress. She's puttin pressure on me as per say she be my wife Nightnurse - She said she wants the supporting actress role since she's my mistress Ademiller – She insists gunpoint must be on set else she wont take part in the film. Do u sense this as a terrorist act? I can forward her complains to sacuekid Saucekid – he doubles as the on-set security manager and the camera man . Has a good sense o judgementTufe – I told him to work with Saucekid as a camera boy but he seems he wants to make his debut on screen. Its ur call, Boss DJ crooky – He’s hot and I think we can use him as the main actor to replace Migines. He’s the new guy on board ans all the chics wanna play second fiddle to him except tessy and nightnurse TJ – He is good to go and he is practicing his lines. I know he’ll make me proud. Ayusman – I’m receiving complaints from those who wore shorts to the location that he is really on them like mad. They don’t know if his act is part of the film or natural behaviour Thuglife – Notin much to say about this young man. But I’m drafting him into a good role. I hope he performs well cos he came through man-know-man system Waka pass wey go join – I dey find roles for them. ![]() Just give me 2 days and I’ll start the motion picture rolling, Sir |
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