₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,955 members, 8,447,932 topics. Date: Sunday, 19 July 2026 at 11:00 AM

Toggle theme

Ituen's Posts

Nairaland ForumItuen's ProfileItuen's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 (of 300 pages)

Jokes EtcRe: Sexy Dj Crooky by ituen(m): 2:53pm On Feb 01, 2008
Thin Clemcy

Fat Crooky

Do u understand now? [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4542[/img]
Jokes EtcRe: "dark In Here." by ituen(m): 2:51pm On Feb 01, 2008
Jokes EtcRe: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by ituen(m): 2:47pm On Feb 01, 2008
@Ify

I learnt them yesterday and its fun for me. Dont know abt u but wen u do learn it, u'll feel elated

@Tufe
U still dey smoke weed? if e good for ur health, SMOKE [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=2827[/img]
Jokes EtcRe: The Young Man's Big Mouth by ituen(m): 2:37pm On Feb 01, 2008
nice
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 2:36pm On Feb 01, 2008
@Tufe

Dat hummer u dey dreamm well well, may it come to pass in Jesus name. Amin
Jokes EtcRe: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 2:34pm On Feb 01, 2008
@tufe

Folly's a real example
Jokes EtcRe: Our Prayers Have Been Answered by ituen(m): 2:31pm On Feb 01, 2008
nice one nighttie

but someone pasted this a week ago
Jokes EtcRe: What Gets U Excited? by ituen(m): 2:30pm On Feb 01, 2008
i'm still thinking. . . . . . . . .

@Poster
Have u tot that that little hobby of urs can be put in ur CV as a professional practice?
Jokes EtcRe: Joker's Collections by ITUEN by ituen(op): 2:27pm On Feb 01, 2008
Razzling methods

He:l am a photographer.l have been loking for a face like yours?
She:l am a plastic surgeon .l have been looking for a face like yours

He:hi,didnt we go for a date once?or was it twice?
She:must have been once.l never make the same mistake twice!

He:How did you get so beautiful
She:l must have been given your share of looks

He:Your face must turn a few heads
She:And your face must turn a few stomachs

He:l think l could make you very happy
She:Why?are you leaving?

He:Can l have your name?
She:Why?dont you have one already?

He:Where have u been all my life?
She:Hiding from you

He:Hvent l seen you some place before?
She:Yes,thats why l dont go there anymore

He:Where have you been all my life?
She:Where l will be the rest of your life-in your wildest dreams!
Jokes EtcRe: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by ituen(m): 2:26pm On Feb 01, 2008
young man GET BACK!!!!

@Clem
U know hw to plan for a wedding? Make sure u spice it up with the necessary orishi-rishi
Jokes EtcRe: Americans Vs Arabs by ituen(m): 2:25pm On Feb 01, 2008
Old joke but nice

@Poster
Pls use ur church mind and delete that picture. U know hw many husbands she get?
Jokes EtcRe: A Man With Class by ituen(m): 2:23pm On Feb 01, 2008
Clemcy, I LOVE YOU TOOOO kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 2:22pm On Feb 01, 2008
the young shall grow
Jokes EtcRe: Read,laff & Learn by ituen(m): 2:20pm On Feb 01, 2008
Na wa oh

This is the 5th time Miggie is writing that exam (First School Leaving Certificate)
Jokes EtcRe: I Know Why Migines Left Clemcy by ituen(m): 2:17pm On Feb 01, 2008
Long time no see Enny

Wetin bin happen to you? Hp all is well.

Good to see ur post
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by ituen(m): 2:16pm On Feb 01, 2008
CHeii yaaa sad sad sad sad sad

Tufe, I gave u a chance but u made the boss mad. Well Saucekid's gonna deal with u on dat.

Let me finish the script
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Sexy Clemcykul by ituen(m): 2:14pm On Feb 01, 2008
Tufe, Tufe, Tufe

U cant use this method to catch Ify. Come let me show u some tactics
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles'nd Roll by ituen(m): 1:57pm On Feb 01, 2008
embarassed? grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Guinea Brocade by ituen(m): 1:57pm On Feb 01, 2008
Na force she go give u answer. She's wit me for ur info
Jokes EtcRe: Do You Wanna Tell Him, Or Should I ? by ituen(m): 1:47pm On Feb 01, 2008
i'm still lookin for it
Jokes EtcRe: What A Wife by ituen(m): 1:45pm On Feb 01, 2008
hmmmm
Jokes EtcRe: Give Me Ur Suffering by ituen(m): 1:44pm On Feb 01, 2008
dont be shocked broda, dats what i'm enjoying grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Play Your Age by ituen(m): 11:39am On Feb 01, 2008
@Tufe.

Na u and only u know. I don warn u oh grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Grandma Gamble by ituen(m): 11:36am On Feb 01, 2008
. . . and corrupt souls
Jokes EtcRe: Please Dont Laugh At Me by ituen(m): 11:34am On Feb 01, 2008
. . .to nairaland
Jokes EtcRe: Sexy Dj Crooky by ituen(m): 11:22am On Feb 01, 2008
Good
Jokes EtcRe: Sometimes by ituen(m): 11:17am On Feb 01, 2008
No wonder u miss dem
Jokes EtcRe: What A Gun? by ituen(m): 11:09am On Feb 01, 2008
the crazykid is capable
Jokes EtcRe: Little Johnny The Conductor by ituen(m): 11:08am On Feb 01, 2008
doubt dey oh
Jokes EtcRe: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 11:08am On Feb 01, 2008
O boy, i'm out for revenge

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 (of 300 pages)