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Krama,

its ur turn to enter the barrel

remix

seen it before but its really nice

Now i don land, make i sort things out well.


Wey my WIVES dey?

saucekid, dont mind the horse

all these just for a frog?

too old a joke. No new jokes

too old a joke

Hehehe

the colnel na real sharp man

hehehehe

. . . . and drop her off where she came from

long time no see YO momma

at least u fine small

u go around hurting people?

see rough play oh.


No be only wen dem cut person head dem call am RITUAL oh!!!

This one na heavy RITUAL

dont worry

Post some more lemme weigh ur worth

ayusman16:
d poster must av been smoking expired pawpaw mixed with banana leaf.

e be like say u pack the experience come oh

gabrywyl:
Complaint

Penis Request:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.



Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the
assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely


The Management

Weldone poster

tnks

cathedral

smashing. Well done

. . . . then u girl for answer am na

Go sleep ayusman,

she go join me later

Aristole,

wetin happen? i never see you for long n u no dey hail me again. Na so we don quarrel reach?

tracks

the boy must be a vegetable

A lady is riding the subway, reading her Bible.

A man sitting next to her, seeming amused, asks her, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?”

“Every word,” she replied.

“OK,” he asks, “how about the Noah story, the flood, the animals - do you believe that?”

“Absolutely,” she said.

“What about God creating the universe in six days?”

“All true, I believe every word.”

“What about Jonah - how could a man live for three days in the belly of a whale?” he asks.

“Yes, I believe that too,” she says.

“Well, how could that be - how did he breathe?”

” I don’t know,” she said. “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask him.”

“What if he’s not in Heaven,” the guy asks