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that why u will always be complaining.

i am giving u a one- way ticket to power

try her n see

da boi

na where u dey get ur jokes from?

me i go cover my govt house cos na there anoda pikin go come from

chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

me i go wait till dat itching stop oh

well done poster

he shld have used derby county

nah

at the end of the day, i may leave it to my 4th wife to deal with u

call me to confirm if u think im lying and u'll speak to the dep gov now

small tin

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then, " he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

you guys felt you were able to contain barca!!!

do u know wat it means to play away!!!!

watch barca in the 2nd leg, you will see shots and u will marvel. they wont play like man.utd

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any," replied the first blonde.

"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden. "Take all the debris you want." And with that, he left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?"

wish ya someting else from the above posts

for your information

morroco are a slang for indian hemp

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

are u sure of ur location

how fake!!!!!

that boy tufe must be on heat

yess oh

the one and only [b]boon[/b]tufe

Clemcy,

can u remember the day ayusman came for the costume party dressed as a nun? _{deduce the rest}

. . . . filled with soured dog milk

na the name we donate come give im papa dem for child ceremony

that means that his ability to chyk that girls is directly proportional to hw many times dey do maths lessons together

i tot u told me you always use pure water satchet

. . . . yea

with ur housegirl and other girls of under 14yrs

Me!!!!

why you dey reply the thread?

hasnt this been posted b4?

ur own dey alwaysdey diff

tortoise know the cost of living that na why im dey carry im house for back

true talk.

it happened the whole of yesterday

MOD shld pls delete this

nice one.

i will buy for my friend, tufe

where is the MOD