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Only flunked the last 3

O boy, fire down on all cylinders. I dey cover your back wella

. . .any attempt to hug them . . . . .

naija students too much

Now every dick, harry, nkechi, okoronkwo wan go school

Some people dont know they are meant to be houseboys, farmers, fishermen

NB: any body wey call my name for the above eh . . . . .

saucekid2:
see suicide oooo

Saucekid don born pikin?

hw u wan swallow ur intestines?

U don come oh. See wetin jokes dey do people

Me we be gateman for yaba never see visitors or prospective applicant oh.


I go soon close gate

Jeovy:
Benjay and clems again,una dey everywhere dey show una affec####

according to clemcy - adultry is legal

according to ben - adultry is a fundamental right

See as una dey stroke me.

Well baack in those days i used to do akara. Now i don graduate leave am for my boys Saucekid and Gilgee

Na landlord pickin na

Landlord - mama
gateman - papa

. . . and see the guy for ground just open mouth to recieve the chocolate

kenypumpin:
i go donate 100 ltrs of fuel lol

Even those wey no get fuel dey open mouth say dem fit donate. See wetin dreams dey do person

clemcykul:
bennie i knoe say iteun na the winch

jaymob which one u come be na

Clem na which day i turn to winch? Me i be juju lord oh

Lets keep Kayo from the roving eyes of Osama and Bush

I'm so proud that nigeria has its own weapon of mass destruction. We have to step up and develop this unique gift

both posts are cracking

whether na yaradua or not, at least u where laughing

@Clem
my 2 and a half leg dey do wonders of. The half one dey help me get visa n passport to other countries

See all the comments on these joke.

Some of our girls dey secretely trip for the man eg Cle. . . . , Mo . . . . . .

preach

Cheiiiiiiii

see wetin woman fit do

old post

clemcykul:
in the process his bla bla bla gets hanged by the window

. . . he struggles to get out and lands on a bush filled with thorns

holythug:
em, em, em. . . .ituen, i can explain,

no explanation. what i need to do is this,

Mrs Clemcy Sabinus, wife of Prof Miggy Sabinus; tell us the answer.

I can give u some akara treat at Sheraton

thats why u will be called Mama instead of Mummy

Na wah oh

Who be BIBS wey dey threaten mama clemcy?

Freezy, where u dey since na

Hey Clemcy Lady,

I miss u too. That guy language need caging, if possible EXTINCTION

I just dey grove lagos with saucekid and kronkykay. Gilgee will come to my house today. Will send u some pictures later.

Have a smashing say at work

. . . . and that ur language shld stay hidden and local. Investors no go come nigeria if dem see this kain language

@ poster

Did u say we shld look out for 2 dolphins?

u must be stressed up

Jeovy:
aha how many times them dey kidnap Obj?

true talk. since last yr dem dey kidnap OBJ. The kidnapers no dey tire. Instead of money, dem dey ask of petrol and lighter, What manner of militants do we have?

Education and knowledge good oh

una no dey use head oh

na for which water wey the tide dey rise continously. The answer will not be definite cos a ship may rise and there wont be a corresponding length ratio of the ladder from the surface of the water.

Well let mathematicians find equation for this kain one

As far as say that bus dey na "front seat" and "No money" priviledges i dey always get

propensity

clemcykul:
na them get front seat for the bus

holythug, pope, sincity, nitenurse and delib get the boot

U know say that front seat na our own right from time.

:oWetin my wife dey do for boot? Make she come swap with saucekid abeg. which kain fcukup be this

thats why its a jokers world

@Ben

Na which wallet miss? I hope it aint that fake nigerian army wallet with 50 sections which are filled with fake visa n credit cards