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TWO good ol’ boys were discussing the summer heat.

“It’s been so hot at my place that I’ve had to give my chickens shaved ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs,” said one.

“That’s nothin’,” said the other. “This morning I saw my cat chasing a mice up the road, and they were both walking.”

Na wa oh


I ask for help, some people dey think say i dey smuggle people in\

Others wan give my visitors farm.

I tire oh

Olulu,

I dey oh. I just say make i hibernate small.

Now i don wake up, make i come make scatter jokes seection

na true oh

Yo momma just use style die.

Make i go resurrect am. _{I need someone who dey answer jesus for im name to follow me}

gunpoint himself

Silly babe

Make una hold am oh

see ur small lips

Make u hold that Gunpoint now before he goes into hiding

SAUCEY BABA.


I DON LAND

I wonder hw much Gunpoint don chop from these people

cables

wetin be ur sister name?

chai

nigerians bad oh

tnks Toyo

influence

Prof MIggy

Na wa oh. Just help me.

Even though na one Motor

stupid boi

i miss u wella and ur icons

Wish u a smashing weekend

I was been away for a long time, Its good to be back to saw my friends

crayon

my server cant interpret it oh

peaceful girl

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.


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Two men are on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tightrope. The other is getting a Mouth Gig by a 90-year-old woman.

Both get the exact same thought at the exact same time.

"Don't look down."

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal, in a convertible sports car, for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver’s license.

The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse, in vain. Finally she asks, “What does it look like?” The blonde police officer tells her, “It’s that thing with your picture on it.”

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, “If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing.”

Hi folks,

I just travelled out of the country for a meeting and recieved a call that some friends of mine are arriving at my house to spend the Worker's day celebrations.


Pls i may not come back in time so i need your help in acommodating my friends for just 2 days.

They are of good behaviour and wont cause you any problem.

They will be arriving in 2 mecerdes cars; green and White

I have attached a pix so that u can identify them.


Thanks. When i come back, i'll come see you


Ituen

A quiet little man was brought before a judge. The judge looked down at the man and then at the charges and then down at the little man
in amazement. “Can you tell me in your own words what happened?” he asked the man.

“I’m a mathematician dealing in the nature of proof,” said the little man.

“Yes, go on,” said the astounded judge.

“Well, I was at the library, I found the books I wanted and got in line to check them out. When I got to the front of the line, they told me my library card had expired and I had to get a new one.

So I went to the registration office and got in another line to get the proper forms. I filled out the forms for another card and got back into a third line for my card.”

“And?” said the judge.

“When he asked, ‘Can you prove you’re from New York City?’ …, I stabbed him.”

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer

why his cousins shot him. “Well,” Bubba began, “We wuz

havin’ a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, “Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?”

“And then what happened?” the officer interrupted.

“From what I remember,” Bubba said, “I stood up and said, “Sure, I’m game.”

U guys must be crazy

That man go curse the messenger till eim reach anywhere for this world