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Ramos16:
Well, you marriage counsellor must be mad then, there is no such thing like take your eye off her pocket, if she makes an income she must contribute, MUST CONTRIBUTE, what is the meaning of that nonsense. Dump that marriage counsellor before they lead you to commit suicide

.... They are super mad

Offpoint:
Take it or leave it... his death is more heroic than ten thousand Nigerian army+police combine.....

you'll be remembered.... now and until the sun rise.... cuz the sun must surely rise one day.

quote if you want to, I've spoken my mind with zero f to give to whoever will want to quote me negatively.

You must be high on banana leaf smoke, the sun that has been shinning Al these days nko... Shior for you

Your friend want to be bleeping your wife till you pay up

XhosaNostra:
I did not say I have not broken up with guys before, because I have. Over petty & serious things because I'm a sensitive person. But I have not left someone for another. Isn't that what you were asking me? Don't bait & switch.

Sounds like you are... Broda you no want?

chukzyfcbb:
baba no be lie. in my year one I was still a newbie at Christ embassy. Naso pastor says I notice some people don't speak in tongues here. naso I'm say if u can't speak in tongues, stand up. Omo I no gree stand up o, wetin.

those wey stand up usher guide them to the pulpit.
pastor pray for them, give them chairs on the altar, told them they should be speaking in tongues while service will be ongoing. omo e mad me that day oo.

For like 2hrs, these guys were on the pulpit sitting and speaking in whatever thing they felt like while pastor continued the sermon, when he noticed the congregation was getting distracted. He said oya usher put microphone to their mouth, let's hear their tongues.

Omo come hear tongues now, urobomansata. hakuna matata lool. One guy who didnt speak was left there until he was able to speak, funny day i swear. He ended it by saying don't worry you can go back, u tongues is not yet mature. Na laff hold us for church that day, thank God say I no comot. I for disgrace my people for pulpit.

Same thing happen to me 3yrs ago too... Christ Embassy, as I see say na only me no dey speak, I open my mouth jejely begin dey speak like say na me invent the tongue... Pastor now Bleep up, he said greet the person beside you in tongues, kuku ma kee me here

DeadRat:




You Caused It For Yourself... Why Did You go To A Native Doctor? The Native Doctor Said That you Should Enter The Bathroom Nake.d when On Your Period, he Told you to Pretend You Locked The Door and That The First Person To See You nake.d Will Never Look At Another Woman Till He Dies, you Agreed Thinking Your Boyfriend Would Fall For It. Unfortunately It Was His Cousin... Bear The Consequences Of Your Sins...


The Sweetheart And Darling he Calls You Are Signs That, "Juju Love Never Dies"

Too much of Nollywood yaf damaged your brain

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Me I have seen where bullets are been called out from someone legs o...the bullets were just popping out like they were marking attendance... I'm talking about dis catridge one, the one packed together in a red case

I am in same situation too... We were together for bout a year now as friends, she knows about my GF and I knew about her bf too... just 3days ago she initiated that if she were younger she would have dated me....I'm 20, she is 29... To cut the long story short... We've bomb twice... And she is taking good care of me...and I don't feel bad...she call me baby and I call her bae

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i have same issue too, i was thinking it was an infection but i googled it and i found out it was caused as a result of shaving or wearing of tight underwear.... so i just sit back and watch it burst and boom it gone,just the scars remain... oh lest i forget, i rub damatol like 3 times....

Euouae:
Your Dad is encouraging the depletion of wildlife.

Will your kids ever get to see a civet? Cos your Dad would have eaten all by then.

You that did not see dragon, did you die... They will cope fam

Just my fam

Hades2016:
Women are there own enemy

It's their not there

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Chelsea fans praying for 1-0 but barca fans want 1-4, 5-1, shogun laye yi ni

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MhizAJ:
Isn't this foolishness

Why go after a sex doll when there are beautiful and God-fearing women everywhere

God fearing indeed.... I don't blame him... It's just masturbation on another level

4-0 and nairaland is still 0-0....wia OP den watch dis match