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Crime / Please My People, I Need Your Help In Finding My Missing Aunt. by Itzurboi(m): 10:36am On Dec 16, 2023
Hello guys, please I need your help in finding my missing aunt, she was last seen in pen cinema, Lagos Nigeria..
Her picture is attached below with other details
Please Mods, help move this to front page for wider reach.... Mynd44, OAM4J

Politics / Re: Any Prepaid Metre That Is Not Updated Will Stop Working On Nov 2024 by Itzurboi(m): 8:42pm On Sep 18, 2023
cleantitleautos:

Please what Disco is yours? Were you given a code or how was it rectified?
Here is the link to generate the KCT1 and 2
https://tidrollover.ibedc.com/kctupgrade/
Disco: IBEDC

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Sports / Re: Wetin Be This - Reactions As Nigerian Football Club Signs Player For Just N2,000 by Itzurboi(m): 5:51pm On Sep 11, 2023
In portable's voice, wahala wahalar grin
Religion / Re: My AI: Sending Humans To Mars is More Feasible Than Bulidng Noah's Ark. by Itzurboi(m): 5:00pm On Sep 06, 2023
Op, I sell fertilizer cos you will be needing it to grow this vawulence cheesy

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 23 Suspected ‘Yahoo Boys’ In Sokoto by Itzurboi(m): 11:20am On Aug 27, 2023
You will not make me sin today, I jump you pass
Bigkoko:




Name checkers oya over to una..... Ebi like say na Ronu clan full there! grin


The statement identified the suspects as Joy Ofem, Azeez Naimot, Agabi O. Yusuf, Ibrahim Amodu, Aigbekan Daniel, Adedayo Michael, Iraran Mubarak, Olivine Habiblah, Wasiu Lukman Adekunle, Musa Abdulazeez, Abdullahi Ibrahim, Adegoh Nabiu Mohammed, Ibrahim Mubarak, Ahmed Ibrahim Abdullahi, Abdullahi Sanusi Adejoh and Umar Idris.



Others are Muhammad Nuhu, Feisal Ahmed, Aliyu Ismail, Elijah Adebayo, Zakariyau Ibrahim, Balogun Abdulkarim and Buni Husaini.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 23 Suspected ‘Yahoo Boys’ In Sokoto by Itzurboi(m): 8:23am On Aug 27, 2023
One mind is telling me to check names, but today is Sunday, I won't do that...

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Health / Re: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by Itzurboi(m): 4:07pm On Aug 14, 2023
IconicR:
Condoms can't prevent this, once the sweats and any other bodily fluids come in contact, you'll definitely contract it. Did you sleep with any prostitute? Yes or No
Seconded..
Business / Re: My Experience With Money Doublers by Itzurboi(m): 2:58pm On Aug 11, 2023
Make una leave Op, he just decided to entertain us.. Like a comment up there, we are puff puff, fry us as you like but Abeg no allow us too brown.. cheesy grin

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Business / Re: My Experience With Money Doublers by Itzurboi(m): 2:47pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damian911:
I acted like a dumb kid who needs the 500k to be assured the 20.5m will be doubled coupled with the use of psychology.
Op, me I no be Thomas, atleast you don cash out well... Just do me 2k, you go dey meet people wey you smart pass. cheesy
Investment / Re: Federal Government's Savings Bond Offer by Itzurboi(m): 4:32pm On Aug 09, 2023
Tonytonex:

It's small sha. Only if One doesn't know what to do with money. With business, one will get more than that.

A business that will give you #50 profit a day is #18,250 in a year.
So that thing na rubbish investment.
you dey mind them.....

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Investment / Re: Federal Government's Savings Bond Offer by Itzurboi(m): 3:09pm On Aug 09, 2023
Tonytonex:
Please someone should explain it to me.
If I invest like 10k. How much will I get after the said years?
1year package: #9,960
2years package: #10,960
Investment / Re: Federal Government's Savings Bond Offer by Itzurboi(m): 3:07pm On Aug 09, 2023
Daniel058:



Chai 9.63% ROI . So if I buy one unit I will be making #96.30 at the end of 1 year grin
School nah scam cheesy

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Becomes Inter Miami's Top Goalscorer In 2023 After Just 4 Games by Itzurboi(m): 3:52pm On Aug 07, 2023
I sell buckets, can contain 10liters of tears.... tongue
Politics / Re: Any Prepaid Metre That Is Not Updated Will Stop Working On Nov 2024 by Itzurboi(m): 11:18am On Aug 07, 2023
jmoore:


You should pay no dime. Which disco is that?
Better reach out to them via Facebook.
I already made the payment, and it has been activated.
I just felt 1k is not much.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by Itzurboi(m): 9:20am On Aug 07, 2023
MT:


Best of luck with your Bet9ja.

Nation comes before money for me
Give ham hin bet9ja winnings, he go support 9ja, Infact he go join the goalkeeper
Politics / Re: Any Prepaid Metre That Is Not Updated Will Stop Working On Nov 2024 by Itzurboi(m): 8:49am On Aug 07, 2023
jmoore:
Current prepaid meter software will expire in 2024, and
any meter that has not been re-coded by 24
November 2024 will not upload prepaid tokens.


This would leave customers without an electricity supply, hence a concerted effort to now update the meters.

The update is easy. As you will receive Key change from your DISCO to do it by yourself.
I observed I haven't been able to load twice now even though the energy pin was generated, it keeps telling me Ee-01(bad token). I reached out to a member of staff, he said I will have to pay a thousand naira to get it reactivated...
Politics / Re: Hannatu Musawa Weeps During Senate Screening, Says She Comes From Poor Family by Itzurboi(m): 11:15am On Aug 02, 2023
Why una dey vex sey the woman dey lie...
No be lawyer she be, wetin una dey expect again.. cool

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Education / Re: Ugandan Magistrate Caught Disguising As Woman To Write Law Exams For Girlfriend by Itzurboi(m): 7:26pm On Jul 31, 2023
It's a ghen ghen something... cheesy grin

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Vs Messi: 7 Reasons Why The Saudi Pro League Is Better Than The MLS by Itzurboi(m): 9:40am On Jul 21, 2023
TBIZZY:
grin Una go explain tire
I donate 80leaves book and eleganza biro to op.. cool
Sports / Re: Pep Guardiola Will Struggle At Manchester City - Sir Alex Ferguson by Itzurboi(m): 5:31pm On Jul 17, 2023
Driver, Abeg drop me for this junction... I wan look small fight cheesy
Crime / Re: Anambra: 6 boys Gang Rape 19-year-old Girl, Record & Upload It Online by Itzurboi(m): 4:45pm On Jul 15, 2023
Ebubu2:
Where is the video?
Werey grin , nah wetn concern you be that

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Romance / Re: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by Itzurboi(m): 4:49pm On Mar 21, 2023
onasokhare:
Well, am a guy who is a virgin(26) and me been a virgin is due to lack of opportunity .. i really want to have sex but never had the opportunist to....
are you not running on the same 365/366 days a year?
Phones / Re: Telcos Migrate To Harmonised Short Codes, Collapse Individual Short Codes May 17 by Itzurboi(m): 6:04pm On Mar 08, 2023
clockwisereport:
Yes
remove him from your hotspot list, don't grant him auto access.... Observe what happens to your credit, or data....
Phones / Re: Telcos Migrate To Harmonised Short Codes, Collapse Individual Short Codes May 17 by Itzurboi(m): 4:25pm On Mar 08, 2023
clockwisereport:
I use it for calls and data. It all started when i gave my friend my phone to book bet9ja. That was on Saturday. The guy borrowed money on Saturday. I thought that was all. He borrowed 3 times on sunday. Early morning Monday, he borrowed again. I had to go to mtn office on Tuesday since Monday was sit at home. Immediately i was done with welcome back, he borrowed again
Do your phone serve as hotspot? If yes, it's possible for your friend to keep borrowing money as far he is directly connected when you switch on your hotspot. But If that's not case, I can't proffer a solution...
Phones / Re: Telcos Migrate To Harmonised Short Codes, Collapse Individual Short Codes May 17 by Itzurboi(m): 4:00pm On Mar 08, 2023
clockwisereport:
ok. Now I understand. Imagine the mtn guy telling me I am the one that borrows the airtime. I no go ever recharge that line again. Na to just receive calls i go dey use am do.
do you use that line for data, or hotspot connection?
Phones / Re: Telcos Migrate To Harmonised Short Codes, Collapse Individual Short Codes May 17 by Itzurboi(m): 3:49pm On Mar 08, 2023
clockwisereport:
E dey funny because no be you be the victim
I really don't mean it that way, it's just funny that the person is bent on stopping you from using MTN Sim.... Smiles
Phones / Re: Telcos Migrate To Harmonised Short Codes, Collapse Individual Short Codes May 17 by Itzurboi(m): 12:16pm On Mar 08, 2023
clockwisereport:
Somebody is using my mtn line to borrow airtime. Once he finishes it, he borrows again. I have mailed and called MTN, they said they did not see anything relating to that.

I visited MTN office in my area yesterday, they advised me to clear the outstanding debt and do welcome back. I did that. Immediately I got home, the person has borrowed another N500. Please, make una help me
cheesy grin this is funny
Celebrities / Re: Fadeyi Oloro Faces Eviction From Lagos Home, Solicits Financial Support by Itzurboi(m): 10:08am On Feb 20, 2023
Too bad

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Immigration Recruitment by Itzurboi(m): 5:06pm On Jan 17, 2023
Laplace91:

What do you think I can do? The situation is very strange to me. Makes me look like I don't know how to fill online application. Help please.
It is 08IM, not 081M.... Correct the application code, i hope that helps.

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Just Killed Green Snake In My Office by Itzurboi(m): 6:19pm On Dec 23, 2022
Aemmyjah:
That's the boomslang
It won't harm you

Must Nigerians kill everything?
yea, unless snakes would start moving around with id, then nigerians would check if they are venomous or not.
Crime / Re: Imo State Police Command Dismisses Seven Officers For Extortion by Itzurboi(m): 7:31pm On Dec 22, 2022
The newest ungun known men recruits..... if you don't gerrit, nah head know for you.
Science/Technology / Re: Australia.scientists Find Clitorises On Female Snakes by Itzurboi(m): 12:24am On Dec 17, 2022
Pastor righteousness, is this the final sign of endtime, make i zip my ghana must go...

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