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Pastor don borrow 3bedroom flat from hin heaven mansion... No time

[quote author=jojothaiv post=114532983]E good as the our nigga dey unstable like this, that moves don scatter her dada, dem go still link up.

For her mind, the diamond prospector dey vet guy man wey busy with hin hustle.. [/quotel]The clienthustle is real

jojothaiv:
The weyrey banny don siddon do calculations say manchi don loose guard her matter, she con dey cap carelessly..

Asibinau, the manchi fii never ask her out but the weyrey don conclude and na so most of dem bi..

she don put ham on list of potentials, but op dey behave like uranium(unstable element), hence the vexation..

membranus:
I ❤ my precious head, therefore I decline sir.

Hahahaha

tamdun:
For iboland?

Nairaland

membranus:
And #NLPoliceman is always on duty to arrest you if you dare it.

Nah iswap get the land wey i dey sell, you still wan send the police?

Incase them need land, i'm willing to sell this space plus the 2nd commenter land... Don't worry about him being a lion, I'm a registered land grabber.

After all the permutation and combination, completing the square method just to carry out a successful steal, dem still gbab them...

LadyD22:
At this point I'm wishing God raised those stones to worship him , because why would you claim to love me and your way if showing me love is allowing me to suffer just to prove that I deserve to go to heaven after I die , people are suffering

If I loved my children I'd want to protect them not feed them to the Lions and allow them die , if I had children I'd provide for them , does God belong to some people and not others?
I also don't understand why someone would sin and you would curse their children
I'm signing out , this religion thing don dey like scam

My opinion, i know for sure their is a creator, but i guess humans got the wrong concept of defining God.. To me, God is just another scientist in a different dimension who created us to this dimension. All in all, religion is a scam and i can give anyone who cares to know a logical prove that a creator exist but religion belief is one of the systems to cage man..

Blaqroman0000:
that young lady needs a man in her life badly

Can you please the man for her?

You are really bored.

VeryWickedMan:
Dem sabi dish out rejection but can't handle one.

A rejected Naija girl is the most dangerous wild animal in the world. She is ready to Bleep Aboki Iron kwandem in front of her weeping Dad if it will bring harm to the guy that rejected her.


Once I reject a Naija girl, I flee very far away where they can't find me. Their wickedness pass my own by far abeg.

Are you the owner of the vawulence kiosk down the street...

That's buying balanced diet and getting extra protein... Value for your hard earned cash.

The deed is done already. I hope the needful is put in place to forestall such occurrence in the future.
Thedeedshow is rather just getting started.

1Sharon:
So why did you run out of your house? When you didn't know she was already gone?

he ran because someone he left on the hospital is already home, seated before him...

Buhari shouldn't have warmed warned the Hot bandits that he will find them even they enter hole... Now nah the bandits dey find ham.

Tinubu's mata again..
Who's da mod on night shift?

[quote author=Saladdin post=114416408]Those involved in the 'death industry', you guys are really trying to be honest.

As regards the topic, if such stories are true, then it's obvious that a corpse waking and living as it has previously lived defies all scientific laws and cannot be possible. Something else is happening....

The corpse do not wake and live physical life anymore, rather, it's their Genie/Jinn (which everyone of us has and has been with us all our life till death) that take their form and continue 'living'.

These Jinn know, you in and out it knows your deepest secrets, fear, vices and touch points that makes you happy. In essence, it cane imitate you. Hence, when you hear popular stories where someone who has died and is living in another place, know that it is this Jinn for a dead person can never come alive in that form, and not when everyone is not yet dead. Ghosts do not exist, it is this Jinn that takes on this form to make it seem so.
Nice, logical analysis.

Divoc19:
Thank you dear friend.
Oil dey your head and God will bless you more.

I am now convinced that a very few are truly lucky. This is my teenage love. I pray never to fall like this again. It's like a charm.

You should be 31/32, lived in Ogun state but now in Lagos... I might be wrong.

I need buhari to increase the vawulence to 10000mw, we must get sense by force..

Thantayo:
None of them has ever thought of vacationing in Nigeria. Quite sad.

We have a lot of tourist attraction sites here, most especially up north.

How i wish one of them could come to Nigeria. They'll definately be "blown away".

Why are you brewing vawulence?

zubimete:
Congrat, self love motivates

Hmmm, okay ooo..

Call for backup, over.
Zonefree over (aerial attack)
Kollins11 over (ground support)

Baba don collect lapo, people dey see dedicated man.

Some say soccer games would be boring, when no be say nah offside the players wan dey play only.. With this tech, some players would improve their attack skill and see how to use it to their advantage.

Johndagr8t:
yes, 4 pere

Send address, we go carry ham come... payment first sha, we go fuel our diesel bike..

Johndagr8t:
I need 4 siweps!!!!

E dey but shey nah 4 persons you invite for this party ni...

Let's celebrate it proper, i sell cold mineral..

Ancecoker:
May God help us all o... This Nigeria no even understand body again...

Before na people dey face problems.. but These days na problem dey face people...

It is well

So funny.

That guy should be thankful nairaland is a faceless forum. If it were to be a physical meeting and he says this nonsense, i laugh.....