₦airaland Forum

Dino Melaye, the hero of the illiterates and superstitious.

Liposure:
except chloroquine

I suppose Trump's people dying in their hundreds are not aware of Choloroquine.

edoairways:
Good write up there however some of those countries especially Canada and USA are still
contemplating whether to continue with 5G or not.

Those countries are not contemplating, some smaller counties or regions ruled by
superstitious and ignorant politicians are.

If Dino is the chairman of a local government and he has the power to stop 5G deployment,
do you think he will allow it?

In such a case, it will be wrong to claim that the Nigerian government is against 5G because
a local government is against it.

davodyguy:
To the conspiracy theorists, when you travel to any of the 76 countries(excluding Nigeria) listed above and your offered free wifi, ask them if the network is from 5G. If it's from 5G, please don't use, so you don't have cancer

Compiled the above, using data from:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mobile_phone_generations
https://www.lifewire.com/5g-availability-world-4156244

A positive outcome of these dumb conspiracies is that some of our politicians and pastorprenuers may stop traveling
out to avoid dying of 5G.

That is, if they really believed the nonsense they are spreading.

RX480:
Honestly I just want to wear those dapper Aba masks

It is not a fashion statement.

seangy4konji:
Make una give USA the drugs u na deh use for the covis patients na.

This has been repeated a million times.
There are no drugs for Covid-19.

Maestro21:
Only a fool passes off judgement on an issue they have not investigated.

Only a lunatic believes in investigating the ravings of madmen.

Who knows if you are one of those who seeks winning odds from madmen on the street.

Vortex369:
One time salary work?

And just 1000 for a whole Local Government that has millions of people ?

Who is advising this man? If Nigeria is broke just dissolve the country instead of these level of disgrace

I expected atleast 10,000 naira per month to each BVN until the COVIK 1 - 9 birus is over.

I guess the country is broke

No local government has millions.

Dissolving the country will not automatically make you a millionaire as
money doesn't fall from the sky as a reward for secession.

juwoonn:
Mumu court.
Everybody in that court room deserves 14 days community service for not complying with social distance.

And they should also make sure they arrest and sue all the guys I'm seeing strolling up and down in Lagos for not complying with lockdown.

Funke and her husband are just unfortunate scapegoats.

Free MB at work.

NoSidonLook:
I don't know why Naira marley should be included though

He was just a guest. I think only the hosts should face the penalty

And if it's a must Naira Marley must face the penalty too for breaching social distancing rules. Then all other 20+ guests should be arrested as well

We all know the manhunt to search for the remaining guests will be audio

PS. I wear belt. Not a Naira Marlian.

We know.
You are just like the average Nigerian who love corruption than life itself but
will be quick to blame the gon'ment and "our leaders" for their self-inflicted woes.

virginboy1:
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The enemies of this woman plenty ooo...This is beyond holding a mini party during this lockdown...

Well, I hope all those ranting up and down, both offline and online will rest now.

Shut up.
The enemies did not organize the party for her.

Juell:
all the mosques that held jumat prayers in kano and bauchi state last week, what happened to them? There's even Muslim cleric that dared the Plateau state government and has been holding jumat prayers, and nothing happened.

Kindly migrate to Kano and Plateau so you can enjoy senseless parties.

Mistaicey2288:
Hmmm... They will definitely be released today. I believe they've learned their lessons now. I really think people should cut this couple some slacks. Yes, they messed up by violating the order for doing what they did during this period. But at least they were only celebrating his (JJC Skillz) birthday & most importantly, Funke has already acknowledged her mistakes & apologized almost immediately. All these nonsense rants are because everyone know about the party especially because she's a popular figure. What about those ones especially the ordinary citizens that are doing same parties low key in their houses and no one knows about it? Yes, there are still some people havin unnecessary House parties during this Lockdown. Nigerians are just bitter hypocritical in nature. Most od those people who insulted her online yesterday wouldn't mind going to the party if she invited them. This thing goes both ways to be honest. Funke Akindele and her hubby messed up and Nigerians are bitter hypocrites too.

You are as dumb as Funke and her husband.
People are bitter and hypocrites because they want two irresponsible adults to pay for their transgression.

Let us even agree with your inanities.
Does "bitter and hypocrites" transmit Covid-19?

If you don't love your life kindly submit yourself as a lab rat for Coronavirus testing.

Boris Johnson was shaking hands with Coronavirus patients a few weeks back.
I hope he doesn't end up with a Darwin award.

The reward for electing illiterates as governor.

Fake headline.

Read the body.

UcheEziagu:
Pastor Chris has a plausible conspiracy theory and like all theories, this theory begs for a thorough investigation to prove or disapprove it.
It will be foolhardy to just dismiss it as nothing serious!

Who should investigate a lunatics raving?
Are you going to pay for the investigation?

NwaNimo1:
People flew in with it after being exposed to 5g

How about the local transmission?

Staphylococcus:
3G caused Malaria

Uyi168:
....
Yes..
2g caused Spanish flu...

Wow!
So many intelligent folks on Nairaland already knows the secret that the reptilian alien leader has
kept hidden for long.

I am impressed.

No.
In fact, sufficiently high radiation will destroy viral particles.

mu2sa2:
Conspiracy or no conspiracy, 5G should go and die since majority of people, right or mistaken, do not trust the technology.

Why do you trust the 3G source of radiation?
Don't you know it is bad for your health.

The crackpot should not be allowed to dictate our policy.
Anyone that wants to return to the stone age should freely do so.

Before you harp on about the "New world order"
Remember that they manufacture the phone you are using to spread propaganda.

You should be afraid.
The only way to be saved is to destroy or auction your phone.

Femi is loony no doubt, what is surprising is the number of pastorpreneurs who are blaming 5G for their inability to cure Coronavirus patients.

A few weeks ago.
Boris Johnson was shaking Corona patient to show how unserious the issue is.

This news shows that the British hillbillies are not different from the fanatical Nigerian Touts or Almajiris.
They can both be pushed to do stupid things with simple manipulative messages.

Another European dark age may yet occur in our lifetime.
Unfortunately, Africa is not in a position to take advantage of it.

ThinkB4mention:
Are you Chinese ambassador or their advocate?
I pray the scale in your eyes should be cleared ASAP....... All I can see in these your post is trying to force Nigerians to be empathizing with your sympathy for them..... it's just as if you are telling a guy to marry a Lady, just cos the lady has been there for him all thru...... undermining other critical issues their union will result....
Be proactive please

Most Nigerians are incapable of making sound decisions.
That is why Buhari, FFK and Dino Melaye ends up on top.

French doctors suggested they test untested vaccines in Africa.
Even Congo has accepted to be the Guinea pig.
No one raised an eyebrow because the master race(i.e the white did it).

The conspiracy pastors don't care either.

We know the colonizers and we know the slave traders.

Since the scale over your eyes has fallen.

Have you destroyed all the Chinese made goods in your house yet?

Scammer Chris Oyakhilome.

The Jerry con artist.

A Monash University-led study has shown a single dose of the drug Ivermectin could stop the SARS-CoV-2 virus growing in cell culture.

In case you are not a science person.
They tested the drug in a test tube and not on a live animal or infected person.

Note that hand sanitizer, alcohol, and hot water will all kill Coronavirus in a test tube.

They have been handsomely paid.
But the companies that want to test the Coronavirus vaccine in Congo haven't done
their due diligence.

The result may not be transferrable to other ethnic groups.

Patrioticman007:
The new world order at its peak, These are two Christians nation, however due to capitalism of selfish interest first, before the kingdom of heaven. They are fighting over face masks that, on a neutral day they dump it, on Africans as aids.

What does patriotism have to do with this?
All of you guys with "patriot" in your username are neck-deep in meaningless conspiracies.

Who knows if you are the same person running those accounts.

Good for them.
Even free people aren't free in this trying times.

MrPRevailer:
Stop being cheap. Youtube is a source for all information both good and bad. Are you telling me I cannot now at this moment upload truthful info on YouTube because I offer transparent journalism?
No, YouTube will not prohibit me. But they can demonetize my contents. That's what they're doing to 'China uncensored' and other channels I follow.

Hahaha
YouTube is a potent source of misinformation that even Google is struggling to make sense of.
You are missing the point, propagandist doesn't need Google to make money.

All they need are subscribers and believers and they will swimming in millions using tested digital
strategies.

You need to check the meaning of Journalism.
If I upload a video on YouTube and claim that FFK is an illegitimate child of OBJ,
that doesn't make me a journalist as any dick and harry can upload whatever they want.

If you want to learn about how to increase the brightness of your phone, YouTube can help,
but politics?
It is all garbage and lies for the ignorant.

vikithor:
Its abundantly clear that APC ministers, lawmakers,cabinet staff,presidential aides are void of pro active thinking,if their head is reactively reasoning,how should the tail progress in thinking better?
Its opposition parties members (pdp)that have researched faster and supply this deaf and dumb terrorist govt idea on tactics to combating Chinese biological weapons, evidence is in receipt of Jack Ma's covid 19 equipment.
When blind lead blind,all you followers are free to stumble into pit but I will find my way.

You are pathologically ignorant that you need to be isolated quickly.