einsteino: Chrisvicmall is a growing business and they are doing a lot to keep things going well. I commend their efforts. I have gone through some complaints here. You guys should try and understand that these things happen in business.

However concerning the issue of customs stealing a watch from a parcel, that scares the ghost out of me. There should be someone at the point of inspection and someone should be held accountable at all times for it.

Lastly, this thread shouldn't be a thread for only complaints , if u have had good experiences please share.. Please its discouraging to see this number of complaints.

That is the point I was trying to raise. Let us be realistic here, who do I suppose to blame in this case of a missing wrist watch in my box? Don' t they suppose to have someone at the port that should be responsible for the safety of their clients goods? Ifaenyi should have told me that my box has been open but he did not do so, it was when I started complaining that he told me he was the one that got some tapes and covered the box when he pick it at the air port. I asked who was their clearing agent but he was not clear about it. I know I have incure a serious lost in that transaction. Those of you that see nothing wrong, wait until the same thing happened to you then you will know the bitterness I went through.

My first transaction turn bitter. After I received my parcel from Ifeanyi, I discovered that the box which contain my items was forcefully torn an one expensive wrist watch was stolen. All effort to rich Ifeanyi proves abortive. By the time he picked my call he could not offer a convincing answer as to what happened.

My parcel was with him for almost two days. I told him the content of the box and beg him to send it to me in Kaduna through a reliable means. He never told me something had gone wrong until I received the box. Before sending the box he was always calling and trying to crack some jokes even though he was dealing with me for the first time. It was when i saw what happened that I got the trick. I still went ahead and pay him the N3000 he charged me for sending a 3.6kg to Kaduna.

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The Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) yesterday urged the government to stop the sale of scratch cards to applicants for employment.

In a statement, its President, Comrade Abdulwahed Omar and the General-Secretary, Comrade Chris Uyot, said all application process should be free and unencumbered.

“Congress frowns at governments’ agencies milking applicants by way of asking them to buy scratch cards, or pay needless sums at banks knowing full well that they will not offer jobs to these hapless applicants,” it said, adding that the process is an affront on the patience and patriotism of Nigerians in the face of gross deprivation and poverty amidst so much wealth.

The congress insisted that economic growth must come with jobs, saying that in spite of figures justifying economic growth, unemployment rates have more than quadrupled in recent years making not a few to conclude that the country has never had it so bad.

The labour chiefs said it was time the state re-examined the total surrender of the economy to foreign models that have not yielded the desired results, adding that it has instead created massive unemployment, bloody conflicts, unprecedented crime waves and other unpleasant consequences.

They said the private sector which is expected to drive the process of economic development/growth is weak, choosy, rabidly profit-oriented and cannot guarantee shared prosperity among Nigerians.

The congress rejected the levels of crude oil theft, saying the vive has virtually left the economy prostrate.

The Congress said it is amazed and shocked that government’s promises of checking this ugly trend have not yielded the desired result “because of the involvement of the high and the mighty.”

On the nation’s independence, NLC said that the founding fathers had a vision at independence which clearly went beyond ceremonial, or flag independence, saying “their vision encapsulated a productive economy, socio-economic justice, peaceful co-existence of which every Nigerian should be proud.”

NLC noted that 53 years after, some of the changes have been traumatic.

Omar added that sectarian-cum communal crises across the country have led to unacceptable blood-letting as well as caused massive displacements with potential for food shortages and disunity.

The statement reads in part: “Congress appreciates the challenges our security agencies are facing in the course of maintaining the peace during these moments, but condemns in strong terms the incessant and protracted senseless killings of helpless and innocent Nigerians. The latest of these, being the Apo killings and the murder of over 50 students in the College of Agriculture, Yobe.
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/nlc-seeks-ban-of-jobs-scratch-cards-sales/

Patrick Obahiagbon Reveals How He Proposed To His Wife
Hon Patrick Obahiagbon, the Chief of Staff to Governor Adams Oshiomhole, in this chat with Punch's Gbenro Adeoye, talks about his controversial way of speaking and why he chooses to speak that way.

What is your educational background?
I am by the grace of the celestial choir, a legal practitioner, a public administrator, an international historian and a diplomat. I earned a degree in Law and was called to the Nigerian Bar as a solicitor and advocate of the Supreme Court of Nigeria about 25 years ago and I do also have a double-barreled Master’s degree in Public Administration and in International History and Diplomacy.

Why do you always speak ‘big grammar’?
I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.

How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?
I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.

Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?
Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.

It’s a long time ago, so I can’t remember the exact words I used. We had a relationship for ten years before we got married. We’re looking at close to 20 years ago.

How does your family understand your English?
My family and friends understand me perfectly just the same way you understand me now though, I must admit that it depends on the issues on the piazza.

Is this the way you were speaking in your school days?
I’m sure if you confer with my school mates they will tell you that I no longer speak what those who just know me now call “grammar.” I could speak for about twenty minutes when I was in the university and you won’t understand one word of what I said. I must say I have deteriorated in my grammatical construct.

How did you start speaking in this manner?
It all happened when my father brought me a teaser which stated that good orators had ruled the world and you must have to be a feisty orator if you must rule the world. As an impressionable young man, I alacritously threw myself into the whirligig of improving my usage of words by amassing new words on a daily basis.

Did you write exams in school in these big words?
I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels.

WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.

Didn’t you have problems with your teachers?
It no doubt gave me serious issues at the university and that is because some, if not most of my lecturers, ran away with the erroneous impression that my attitudinal predilection had a deprecable tinge of academic braggadocio and intellectual megalomania. But this assumption was both mendacious and a fallacious ad hominem. I could not but take solace in that Latin apothegm which states that O Tempora! O Mores.

Was English your best subject?
My best subject in secondary school was government and religion and am sure that I was drawn to religion because, I now know as a student of Rosicrucian mysticism, that I was a student of divine light in my last incarnation. As for government, I just fell in love with the subject due to my early attraction in life to issues of political-economy.

So what did you score in English language?
English language was of course my hobbyhorse and passion but like I earlier asseverated, my results were constantly guillotined to my utter chagrin that I had to lapse into a jeremiad of lachrymoseim for a period of aeon. I would need to check the result again to be sure of my score.

Do you pray the same way you speak?
God understands all languages, my brother and I pray to God using any word that pops up. May I posit that the key points in prayers are your sincerity, purity of heart, walking within the compass and to what extent are you ready and worthy of receiving the benediction of the cosmic and the cosmic masters because as we say in mysticism- “when the students are ready, the masters would appear.”

Take my words my brother that more than seventy per cent of humanity don’t know how to pray but that is a matter for another day.

By the way, are there other names you call God?
God is variously known as Jehovah, Yaweh, The Great Grand Architect of the Universe, The Cosmic Host and several other names known alone to heirophants but which names are so ineffable for me to mention here.

Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating?
Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

You were there when a teacher in your state couldn’t pronounce ‘solemnly’, how did you feel?
I was indeed sad that a teacher in Edo State could not pronounce a simple word as ‘solemn’. That was certainly one of my low moments in the service of Edo State but the eulogies must go to Comrade Adams Oshiomhole who put in place the infrastructure that made it possible to detect such an egregious ambience and this government would stop at nothing in cleansing the Augean stables.

Have you ever considered organising English classes in Edo State?
I would have loved to organise English classes, my brother, but you will agree with me that I am sufficiently busy just now.

Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?
Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again.

When you speak to Caucasians of English origin, how do they react to you?
My friends that are whites simply marvel and sometimes get maniacally bewildered when we engage, most times to my consternation.

Do you think that you understand English language better than the owners of the language?
I have never had the ambition to know the English language more than the owners. However, I must mention that they are shocked most times to find out several words from me they never heard of that existed in the dictionary. Yet, those words are supposed to be theirs. Na so we see am.

Have you ever met with the Nobel Laureate, Wole Soyinka? And what’s your opinion of him?
Professor Wole Soyinka is an international personality. It’s either you have met him personally or by reputation. He is a great man and I enjoy reading him anytime, any day.

Can you ever be caught speaking what many would consider as normal English?
I speak in plain Ceasers language or what you call the normal language and let me tell you that I will hold my own even in pidgin conversation. No just try me at all at all o.

What is your take on the ongoing crisis in the PDP?
The crisis in PDP? All I can say is that I join some people to dey laugh o and he be like say my laugh go tay well well o.

Are you likely to contest for a political office?
I am still in politics, serving the good and amiable people of Edo State. Being the Chief of Staff to the comrade governor is in itself an art of daily political engineering.

Do you look forward to developing your own dictionary?
My own dictionary? I have never really given that a thought, but there is a young man in one of our universities who travelled all the way to meet me in Benin. His doctoral thesis is on “Obahiagbonism as a style of language.”

How many dictionaries do you read a day and how often do you read dictionaries?
I have read and still do read a vaudeville of dictionaries from Websters to Funk and Wagnalls, from Cambridge to Oxford dictionaries, from Black’s Law Dictionary to Encarta and from Encyclopedia Britannica to Foreignisms, etcetera. I developed my corpus of vocabulary by reading omnivorously. I have also spent nothing less than an hour daily on my dictionary for over twenty years. So, whereas the dictionary for most people is a mere occasional reference point, it is for, me a vade-mecum. It may also interest you to know that there is much to learn from our daily newspapers.

You seem to mix English with other languages…
On mixing of languages; that comes with reading omnivorously. You cannot but pick these words here and there if you have an audacious reading culture.

Is any of your children like you?
My children are still growing but I petition the celestial choir and cosmic hosts to give them the gift of kissing the hybla bee.

What is your favourite quote?
One of my favorite quotes is from the sapiential mind of the late Ikene philosopher, Papa Jeremiah Obafemi Awolowo, when he was quoted as saying that, “the greatest glory is not in never falling but to rise up after a fall.”

Are you planning to contest in 2015?
I always feel flattered and smile with delight when I hear positive commentary on my tenure at the National Assembly and the wish of Nigerians to see me back at the National Assembly. I am humbled but as a student of mysticism, nothing happens in my life by accident. I am a robot in the hands of God and from that point of view therefore, 2015 would take care of itself. All my efforts just now my brother is geared towards complementing the efforts of the comrade governor in the total transmogrification of Edo State which is enough to chew at the moment. Let me however use this opportunity of your question to appreciate my numerous admirers all over the world.

How are you coping with Governor Oshiomole, knowing that two of you have strong personalities?
When two or more personages are united only by the bonds of rendering service, that in itself becomes an agglutinating fragrance. In any case, I am very clear that Comrade Oshio Baba is the Governor of Edo State and I am his privileged Chief of Staff. So we are working together very harmoniously and in an ambience of conviviality in our unstoppable desire in taking Edo State to the next level.

I need to break my silence here. Those of you talking about the holiness preacher, it will be good if you can spend sometimes to listen to his teaching concerning deeper life marriage on this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK4V0kKtxqo
Forward the video to start from 30 minute upward.If you listen to his teaching concerning this issue you will understand his conviction on deper life wedding dress. Most of the controversies we are talking about were push forward by other leaders in the church. I am sure Pastor Kumuyi is trying to make an effective correction here just as he emphasized in the video above.

Pastor Kumuyi is a true man of God. I thank God for his life and for how he has been used to affect so many lives positively.

Finish them all. God is on your side our gallant boys. I don't post on nairaland apart from reading peoples opinion but I must comment on an issue like this. May God bless Nigerian Army...........

It is only a toddler that will still be asking why these men died. This was a pure assassination by the Arewa Mafias Who believe that it is a crime for a Christian to be in Kaduna Seat of Power. They claim that, Kaduna is the northern headquarter and for a christian to be a governor is akin to christian ruling mecca.

Most of you that are not in Kaduna will not know how tense the politics have been ever since Yakowa became governor. So many attempt were made to eliminate him but being a peace loving man he refuse to let those things publish on the media.

Do you know that it was these northern mafias that appointed him to go and represent them in the burial of Otondo’s family? Yakowa was adviced by a close friend not to go but he refused. Yakowa was very stubborn at his decision and was not always willing to take caution. He though he could appease the muslim by being kind and generous but that is the impossibility he did not know. He was the first Governor that started free feeding for all muslim during any of their fasting in all the Local governments of the Kaduna state including the State government house.

He was once confronted by southern Kaduna people on why he choose to be so close with the very people that are seeking to eliminate him. He said, the Bible admonish us to love our enemies and do good to those who hate us.

Yakowa continue to dine with these DEMONS FORGETTING THAT YOU CAN NEVER SATISFIED SATAN UNTIL HE GET YOUR SOUL.

Those of you that are close to Jonathan, please inform that man to learn from what happen to Yakowa otherwise the same thing will happen to him.

The day you meet with pastor Kumuyi you will know without any doubt that he is indeed a man of God. He is not someone you can open your mouth and say careless things about. This is someone who has been preaching holiness and righteousness as the only thing that qualifies one for heaven for over thirty years. He is not bother about the mundane things that some ministers are crazy about. His main goal is to see that his members get to heaven. Jesus say,"what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world and loose his soul"? Pastor Kumuyi does not joke with the souls of men by neglecting issues that should prepare them for eternity like some pastors today are only concern with prosperity teaching which will not take you to God. Kumuyi's constant message is "follow peace with all men and HOLINESS without which no man shall the LORD".

RIBADU/FASHOLA ticket is quite ok. Lets put religious sentiment aside and fight for what will bring us out of the mess PDP has brought on us. But i doubt if Buhari will ever step down for anybody. He is too eager to rule and too self center to give someone a chance.

Sirniyeh: Those who PM, pls I shall get back to you later in the day. Note: sirniyeh is not a native doctor, he is not a commercial herbalist, he is not blood money ritualist. But a man endowed with gift of nature. So sorry for the delay in replying you.

I have tried to PM you several times but i have not succeeded. Could you send your material to me please? I mean the one you promised to send to those who PM you. My email is: wealth4mi@gmail.com

omotola1:
Check your mail.

Could you send the document also to me? My email: wealth4mi@gmail.com
I have tried several times to email Sirneye but it appears my email does not go through.

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