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@Brother Oladegbu
Please sir if you read this, do help me out with this okay.
I need you to help me extend the word of God to a brother in this Nairaland, I long to see him develop a good relationship with God and have tried to reach out to him by sharing bible verses but he is very unhappy with me and in that frame of mind against me he may not allow my words permeate him which is why I need the help of another mature christian person.
It is not enough that we all talk about our brothers and sisters in christ that are erring without making effort to turn their heart to God which is my main purpose of wishing that the christian community reach out to him.
I don't even know his real name but you can contact him at this email nkemakolam4echidime@yahoo.com
Just see how you send him the words of God from time to time if possible or what will you suggest?

Luizworld, now that you are here let me see how much good music I can get out of you. I know that you are a lover of good music so I am going to digress from trance a bit and share other music I like. You can send me good jamz or any type of good music okay.
I just heard this Bobby Brackins 143 collabo with J Ray in a mall now and I am playing it back home, it's kind of nice. A kind of Janet Jackson's 5432-----you can have it here----I am sure you are familiar with it already as it's months old though I am just hearing it for the first time today. I am really lagging behind in some current music having other things keeping one busy.

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I like Usher's lil freak too, check out Nicki Minaj's rapping there and you will be tripping------

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A colleague at work made me like this Rick Ross's/PDiddy jamz when he drew my attention to the different thrilling beats that abounds in the song and its now among my favorites too-----here it is


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Oh my God!
I am a bit dumbfounded by this thread. We the posters should be careful with the things we advise people really because from the look of things this two couples were at tether's end (even though it's over a year now and I believe that peace have returned to both of them).
I must say that the people that advised did a good job. I mean how can you begin to tongue lash and blame a man in that state of mind and with his blood pressure rising and capillaries breaking (you may end up worsening it) and how do you begin to rebuke an unhappy wife who got told by the man whose baby she was carrying that he regrets having her as a wife (you will be doing her a great injustice)  [/i] (even though our wify should (1)pipe down a bit and mellow down on such words as "liar" and may be try using softer tone on hubby and (2)give him a little room to flex a lil bit as the man which is good for his ego and (3)give him some lil privacy too (what with knowing every detailed amount and having PINS?, same with hubby---(1)what with intruding on her privacy and spying on her password and stuff))
Anyway sha you both struck me as a very intelligent couple that lost trust and understanding of each other or tell me how wify would have sniffed out this thread in the first place. The spyware and this thread are the evidence of the lost of trust and misunderstanding but thanks to God and our wonderful Nairalanders who intervened without fear or favour. Isn't that one thing I cherish about my Naija, we are such a loving communal people that when a child errs the whole community have the right to chide the child and put him/her aright. God bless you all. Amen.

Neutrogena facial soap not only clears black spot, it controls acne too.

@Ikamefa
Nnaa men that your picture of six pack na end of discussion, which kind Orobokibo thirty- three fat pack be that one sef 

^^^ Mchhewww
Every man is required to have money Shikena. Make Ikechukwu broke tomorrow and see how the girl wey dey shout about 6 packs go run away.
If na by 6 packs make he go check out all those aboki wey dey offload cement from trailer or carpenters that work in Sawmills. See as dem 6 packs tight why she no follow those ones

I no fit die laughing Una no go kill me for Nairaland. I mean who can make me laugh heartly like this if not Nairalanders. I am loving you all.

Over My Dead Body Will D'banj Bang Me

@Poster
You try for the title of this your thread o-o-o
Na real well ryhmed lyrics be that o-o-o 

googles:
You go fear epistle nah

Googles Baby, thanks for reminding me of that our sweet Naija slangs
Na now you (googles) go begin fear fear  Nothing dey happen my sister! Odaeshi!
Abeg googles yan me the latest Naija slangs if you know some make I follow dey up to date kwanu

He-he!Me self I follow NubianQ do mugu no be small self. I can't remember all but the little I can remember is this one.
Travelled to a far distance from home to a town in my state to visit a boy my cousin introduced me to in my hometown during xmas. On getting there, boy took me to a restaurant where we ate some peppersoup. When we were done eating, boy asks for a repayment of his peppersoup by pleading that we get into one of the rooms there to make out. I bursted into tears, crying because in my innocent heart I never believed that my angelic loverboy(whose letters have been making my heart go jigijigi gbam gbam) is such a sinner as to mention bedding a woman.  I bet he was shocked to the marrow as he consoled me while he walked me back to the busstop disappointed.

OMG!
That was way too much especially for that poor woman. How can they treat that woman like that. I really pity her.

vivaladiva:
imagine the cheeky bas-tard going to preach about adultery with t[b]he silly kolanut pe-nn-is[/b]

Viva, you are such a naughty girl! You don't cease to make me laugh nowadays. The last time I heard, you referred to the kini as pencil

Poor darling!
Only prayer and closeness to God can thaw a heart that hardened as to punish her spouse with coldness in bed and keep malice with her mother for weeks to the point of the mother coming to beg. Pray hard dear that God will soften her heart.
She can do with counselling and more communication from you(as advised by Jaybee which includes exposure to adult films and the likes) in order to help her shed her misgivings and misconceptions of sex. It seems that such misgivings are among the stuffs building walls between you two. She seems to have much growing up to do and sure needs you to help her grow, don't consider divorce instead consider her as a child that needs to be put right that way you can maintain patience and be able to support and help her grow. Wishing you all the best!

Whoops I am enjoying this song so much Ivynwa sings on and on una noche de samba,de samba, de samba-----Me da todo su calor su calor su calor
Una noche de samba, de samba, de samba
Y mi chico que baila, que baila, que baila
Me da todo su calor, su calor, su calor
Al ritmo de un nuevo amor

The lyrics

Samba by Andrea Banica

To dust, I can wake up in the morning
and i´m lost, I let my love to dust
I can wake up in the morning
and i´m lost, I let my love to dust

Andreea&Dony
Ref: Una noche de samba, de samba, de samba
Y mi chico que baila, que baila, que baila
Me da todo su calor, su calor, su calor
Al ritmo de un nuevo amor

Andreea:
All around all around
all around the world is playing samba
Dony:
Finally i have found
i have found a girl who makes me rumble
Andreea&Dony:
All around all around
don´t you know this fever is sambaaaaa

Andreea&Dony:
Ref: Una noche de samba, de samba, de samba
Y mi chico que baila, que baila, que baila
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
Me da todo su calor, su calor, su calor
Al ritmo de un nuevo amor

Ref: Una noche de samba, de samba, de samba
Y mi chico que baila, que baila, que baila
Me da todo su calor, su calor, su calor
Al ritmo de un nuevo amor

Andreea&Dony:
I´ve been around the world
but i love this party
I´ve been around the world
but i love this party
I´ve been around the world
but i love this party

Ref: Una noche de sambade sambade samba
Y mi chico que bailaque bailaque baila
Me da todo su calosu calorsu calor
Anïma no me-namor

And who even told you the ladies shed midnight tears? Because from the look of things it's the guys that seem to be doing that, I mean it's only guys telling you "Here's my number, get me one quickly!"

Madukaele + Mukina2= Bliss + Beautiful children

Luiz I really like your Andrea Banica's Samba and have been playing it all evening long. I like the energy in her music and she is such a a flexible dancer, a delight to watch along with her bootilicious body that she is flaunting right in our face there. . Do send me more okay Baby.

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[quote author=Tudór link=topic=554578.msg7188881#msg7188881 date=1290363572]^^
I'm good. Couldn't be better. . . You?[/quote]I'm good dear. Thanks

[quote author=kenneth c.o link=topic=554578.msg7187427#msg7187427 date=1290346478]i went to visit my girlfried, on getting to her house i meet her and her friend, her friend was looking very sexy then i fell in luv with her and she with me, later we had a date at her house and we confessed our luv for each other, [b]we had sex just within 2 days a[/b]nd now its like i luv her more than my girl, the suprising thing is that i dont fall in luv but i just did, the question now is what will i do? Who should i leave? Pls help.[/quote]What happens when you meet another sexier friend of your new love interest, I guess you will fall in love again. One of the unwritten rules of dating is to stay clear of your date's friends, it's a No! No! to eye and ogle your friend's friends. When you realized that she was sexy, you should have asked yourself what you found attractive and if it were the way she dressed, had your first gal looking that sexy too by encouraging her to dress more cutie cutie for you. You need to inject some level of integrity in your magic stick so that when it starts getting excited, it can at least think (no offence meant). I will advise that you cool it for a while and stay clear of both so that you can think straight because you are about stirring a bee's honeycomb for the two ladies as it is now. Me I no go fit pick bone-o-o-o.


[quote author=Tudór link=topic=554578.msg7187511#msg7187511 date=1290347537]If you feel you love the new girl then by all means break up with the old girl. You should be with a girl that makes you happy, don't stick to someone you don't love out of obligation.[/quote]Tudor sweet sweet, how are you doing Paddy?

Hey Luizworld is here! Everybody make some noise!!!
How are you doing Luizy? How about Pweety girl?
Yours are great too, I will post some other ones that I know but can't place their title yet. When I do, I will let you have them. Hope our club is doing great and making great profits? It better be.

@Cocoa girl
You can have this definition of Trance music according to wikipedia:
Trance is a genre of electronic dance music that developed in the 1990s. Trance music is generally characterized by a tempo of between 120 and 140 BPM, short melodic synthesizer phrases, and a musical form that builds up and down throughout a track. It is a combination of many forms of music such as industrial, techno, and house. The origin of the term is uncertain, with some suggesting that the term is derived from the Klaus Schulze album Trancefer (1981) or the early trance act Dance 2 Trance.

Oh My! How did I end up posting this topic twice. It's not deliberate please moderators do help me close one if possible.  Thanks
She sings on and on--------

Your love it feel-s-s-s so go-o-o-o-o-d
And that's what takes me high-h-h-h
And your love, it keeps me alive-e-e-e-e

Any trance music lover here , do share your favorite ones with me. Below are my favorites for your good evening listening pleasure.
Ivynwa sings on and on and on -----------------------

(Your love it feels so go-o-o-o-o-o-d
And that's what takes me high
(Higher than I've been before)
And your love, it keeps me alive
(Thought I should let you know)
That your touch it means so much
(When I'm alone at night)
It's you I'm always thinkin' of
Ooh, oh baby

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Any lover of Trance music in the house, share your favorites with me. Here are mines for your good evening listening pleasure
Ivynwa sings on and on -------------
(Your love it feels so good)
And that's what takes me high
(Higher than I've been before)
And your love, it keeps me alive
(Thought I should let you know)
That your touch it means so much
(When I'm alone at night)
It's you I'm always thinkin' of
Ooh, oh baby

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fstranger:
Hey Sweetie, dont call me "boy" again if you don't want me to send some OPC boys to your village in Ebonyi. I am a grown up man with a big as* kondo! Anyway, I am all over nairaland catching my fun while at the same time devising some kick as* plan to take over NL from Seun, wish me luck! Anywho, what are you up to?

Whoops! Okay "man", I forgot that Obi is now a man.
Did you say Ebonyi, that's lots of miles from where I am from, did I also hear OPC? Now I must shut up my mouth before Fman'OPC flattens my head like a pan.
Yeah! as always I am catching my Nairaland fun, I wish you luck there with Seun's NL ---- what can I say?

@Poster
I understand how you and the other Naijas in your community feel about what happened to our Olu and how he played on the trust of the church body and brought some disgrace on you guys but do bear with him , he was only undergoing some little journey through the school of hard knocks and will come out wiser for sure. Forgive him too, he is a lot better than some dudes that try to deceive the world to get all their money off their pockets.
One other lesson that should be learnt here is that we should learn to train children in such a way that when they are out there they can be independent enough to take care of themselves, parents are not always there forever to pet and provide for their every whims.

fstranger:
After the drink, you can come over to my place for a one night stand. This time around, I am only going to pay you $5 ok? Your over stretched p*ssy does not worth the $20 I used to pay for it. You can bring your p*mp-mama along. Lets make it a memorable night for all of us.

@Fnwa
Here you are boy! Can see that you are getting your groovy on again. Don't you ever stop?

Happy for the two love birds.

Kay177 set to marry Vivaladiva. Nairaland wedding on the way.

He-he Viva girl I can see that you already got yourself some hot dude here, don't I envy you? Everybody make some noise!!!!
fhgkjko;k;koljkgjgyhjokl;klklkljljikhuyjhbh
How can you not have informed me? (sulking)
Oga Kay177 make you add me to that IV list, I fit do Ashebi sef.

@Eemah
Old boy wetin come dey vex that your guy for that picture, abeg tell am make e smile small now. Life is too short to bone like that for picture abi im dey prison for Queen Eliza land?      (Ivynwa leaves the thread in search of Vivaladiva so that they can have a good evening laugh at the world's greatest boner's pics)
Viva! Viva! Where are you girlie?
Or is she making out with Kay177 somewhere     Now I mustn't put asunder.

I can't stop admiring the artistic work expended on that cake, it is a beautiful work of art. Talk about "sophistication" and "not following the crowd", the couple and their cake are just in a class of their own.

vivaladiva:
hi five u sis---we r excused----currently swinging our hips to the nearest bar to get our selves a nice glass of wine and chat too some incredible handsome, def non judgemental pencils

Ivynwa enters the thread, reads Viva's comment and and sat for a while laughing real hard, she quickly dashes out of the thread to run to work before Nairaland browsing go make her go late for work.

Nne anyi ga-enwe come friday evening when we go get time boogie and dance very well with real gents no be judgemental ones abeg.

vivaladiva:
my dear sister dont mind all those puritanical bastards-----the kinis wey him chop dat one no matter---u never hear say na because pencil dey enter sharpner---na wetin make pencil get value pass sharpner----so pencil can ask---how many pencils did u sharpen behind my back, and all his idiotic friends will be talking, that sharpner is a ho, if u know how many pencil wey she sharpen in your abscence, u no go wan sharpen your pencil there again mean while this silly pencil has disvirgined and broken the hearts of so many sharpners and is still evn sharpening his pencil in another sharpner as we speak

Gbam!!! Give me some high five girlfriend!!!
Naijas can be self righteous, if not the most self righteous of the whole world and we all know where that self righteousness have landed us all----right on the first page of the corruption map of the world. Mtcheeeeeew
(Ivynwa and Vivaladiva blew a kiss to all in the thread on their way out of the thread swinging their bootilicious hips from left to right like the greatest models of the world.) Excuse us!!!

Mr. Coded do stop sulking like a child dear, do u realize that you may be 100% wrong and in that case accusing her falsely. Which woman will answer call in that position much more moan to the hearing of a person speaking on the other side of the phone, if she were with sb she will not even want to make any noise to your hearing.
She is telling you the truth believe her, jeans and clothes can give out sounds when being pulled on so she may not be lying. You shouldn't be that suspicious or your new found love won't even pass the door of your bedroom much more get to a level you two can meet and know each other more and if you two have not met for the first time, I will advise that you make effort and meet soon and be sure you really like yourselves before going crazy with love and fondness to avoid disappointment and heartbreak my brother.

@poster
The Fact that you separated and made back up shows that you two have great understanding and tolerance and can weather storms.

@Vivaladiva
You dey mind that one talking like that, some men can be overly self righteous. How about the women the man has been with during that one year period, why do women always get judged and castigated by self righteous men. The self righteousness of some Nigerian men is causing problems for us all in Naija. It is what makes some women abort up and down so that men won't (get self righteous on them) and run away from them when they are single mothers.

Viva girl are we not arriving at the same place we once met----somewhere in some thread defending our womenfolk----guess both of us should be renamed the defence heads of the Nigerian women forces lol.

Our wife is so happy that it radiates to me. Her joy comes straight from the inside of her, this is one woman that is happy with the man she has and I am very very happy for her.