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OMG! Poor darling! You mean that this very promising young fella will have to be covered with sand somewhere, N-o-o-o-o! Why did they kill that poor child kwanu e-e-e-h, it's maddening-----I mean the way he was cut off by some heartless things who have no focus in life as he did. What a big loss and how his dad and family must be hurting like crazy right now.


@Buzugee
Paddy Buzuboy, na wakekeeping we dey-o-, abeg take am easy, you no say when you start that your own obodo oyibo talk you no dey stop unless the thread get closed. In case you don't know, people no dey talk too much for wake keeping -o-o-o abeg-o-o. You know see say everybody dey sad. I am not mad at you but we suppose to dey teach you Naija custom.

strangerf:
Please can you loan me/give me 300 dolls?
I will appreciate you more as a friend if you can do that for me. Afterall, what are we friends for?

Friend Fstranger, what happened to you? Did you switch the name?
Not to worry, Let me search for some 300 doll in my bag and give you sweetie cos you are my sweet potato though I don't know what got into you these days and you were finishing us all with mouth in this Obodo Naira sef. How are you sweetie?

There is nothing wrong with two friends looking out for each other, when a man is short of cash----it's nice for the woman to help out, vice versa. There is no rule that says that it is a man that must have cash running thru his hand all the time. I mean no condition is permanent, there are times when a man is bound to be cashless even in marriage there is a time the father of the house runs short of cash and the woman of the house saves the day.
However, a man that cannot take care of himself, hold down a job and does not have a striving spirit is not always attracted to many a woman. Hardworking spirit are among the things that we women like to see in a man or how can he take care of us and make us feel real feminine?
@Poster
How long is your relationship again? If not long enough you may give him a chance to get to know him more but if you discover that he just can't handle his scene, it's left for you to decide whether you are down with a man you have to baby all your life girlfriend!!!

He looks out-of-this-world good with his glasses on though. What is the name of that his song again "Di koko" ? Now let's have some music. Hey! It's friday evening  
Ivynwa sings and sings ----
Make I tell them d koko
I say make you yan them the koko
D'banj tell them d koko


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Wao! I am just hearing this "Fall in love" Dbanj's song for the first time and I am loving the beginning part of it. The ending could have been livened up better with some raps and better noisy beats that can have all dancing non stop. Do we have Dbanj's friends in the house, please somebody tell him to do a remix maybe with my babies "P-Square" and add some big hit beatz for us. Where is luizworld? Somebody tell him that music is on here! Egwu!

My sweet Potato-o-o
I wanna tell you my mind -o-o, tell u my mind-o-o
I no understand o-o-o-h
As I dey see well well-o-o
But they say love is blind -o-o-o
You see as you dey so
You are the love of my life o-o- love of my life-o-o
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My Sugar Banana
As I don't get you
If I say make I ha*mer
Me I no fit to wait -o-o
Make you come follow me
Make we go see my mama
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Omo you don make me fall in love
Fall in love-o-o

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Who said that MamaGee and 190 won't make a great couple??  They are such babies, their posts tell what lovely babies they are little wonder they are both my babygirl and babyboy. Abeg Mama no begin vex for me-o-o

Now who is upsetting our Carolece for us?
Yes Baby, I know who I am.
I know that I am a great handiwork of God!! Beautifully and wonderfully made too!!

Don't I like the sense of humour in this thread??

We met at the village square during the annual "village wrestling match competition" after he wrestled Osuofia to the ground gidigbaa. Immediately he won that match, I come begin dey trip for him and him sef come dey trip sotee for me sef. Both of us come dey eye each other come dey giggle from cheek to cheek.
As na me be the king's daughter and he was considered the strongest man in the village my father Igwe quickly married me off to him n'ofu ntabi anya. (in a twinkle of an eye)

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=559481.msg7251378#msg7251378 date=1291208633]I am actually flying back home to Port-Harcourt Nigeria tomorrow!!
I am simply tired of this oyinbo lifestyle. Virtually everybody here is living on loans with bills and mortgages sucking their entire life savings away.
In 48 hours, I'll be home.
Imma pos pictures of the transition form canada to Nigeria later.[/quote]

I'm sre I would have fun back home,  I'm already dreaming of the taste of Isi-ewu and Star in my mouth already.

Everybody make some noise for Okijaboy
Doesn't he sound real patriotic. I am happy for you and wish that the transition be a smooth one. Abeg that your Nkwobi dey follow hungry me -o my brother, its only Naija that knows the secret of such great foods!

question:
That 33yr old lady is fraudlent and dubious.
Canada ko canada ni?? Easier said than done.
@ OP, She is not telling you all the truth (maybe half-truths). Pls your office should do a test on her to confirm her pregnancy, cos she is not a honest person from what I can see.
She may have someone else behind the scene whom she is also consulting for advice on how to deal with the randy brother-in-law.
If the pregnancy test is positive. Then proceed to tell her what you have decided to doand not what she want you to do
That she is pregnant does not mean she has all the right to call the shots. I guess she must be feeling like a star, like she is pregnant for eddie murphy or micheal jackson.

@Question
Abeg no allow me fall from the chair while laughing (thanks for giving me a good evening laughter). You really mean that she is feeling like a star that is having a baby for Eddie Murphy or MJ. Abeg make una leave that girl Ojare, people wey dey travel abroad to go born na MJ and Eddie Murphy wives? O putara uwa afufu I don't see the sense in covering things up and don't think it is a good idea because some day every member of their family will get to know about the baby.
If they insist on covering it up, Ogun state will not be the best as she will just be a few miles away from her sister and everybody else and it will only be a matter of months and the cat will be out of the bag. Canada may be the best for her in that case, she will heal better psychologically and otherwise in such an openminded environment that will not judge and be too harsh on her unlike our Naija environment where she may be ostracized, judged, sized, heartbroken and weighed up a million times by people and perhaps suitors. The judgement and castigation already going on in this thread is an inkling into what hell Life is about to become for her in Nigeria. I can't help pitying her.
Arun please is it Mr. Randy that you are referring to as her uncle, abeg na the -in-law now which kind uncle be that one, dey use better word so that we can understand better joo. You can call him Randy for short  abeg make I laugh small wetin man pikin fit do to this kind difficult situation. If only she avoided this temptation her life would have been simpler and not this complicated.

oldbende:
The way its right now in the states, especially for those of us who still struggle to get resident documents I have been having problem making up my mind to go back to Nigeria, at least I still have some 2 Million Naira in my account, but will that be enough to set up a business?, or should I continue to stress my self every day here with two jobs that pay nothing because thisdays you can hardly find better job if your green card expire or you are just out of status, please is any one in my condition in this Western World, I live in N.C and its tough out here now.

How about looking into some products being made there in the US that have high demands in Nigeria and you can liase with the company to become their representative/distributor/marketer in Nigeria. That may give you the best of both worlds.
Do yourself a favour and delete that part about how much there is in your account before it attracts you unnecessary wolves in sheep's clothing that can sweettalk you until you have zero dollar remaining there, the 419ners and all their brothers. I am not joking about that.

I forgot to include that Alcohol is not good for you now, I am sure you know about that. Hope you are feeling better, take care.

Anybody that has entered this thread and is still clinging tenaciously to every words uttered by their pastor in the name of prophecy should read this thread below which is just a drop in the ocean of unhappiness, broken homes, broken families, broken friendships, confused state of mind being caused by such beliefs. Your pastor is only but your fellow human, respect him please, if you must do with his advise let him advise you but you have the capability to sieve his advise. Don't believe blindly and be led astray. I am not talking to anybody in particular, I am just concerned about Nigerians been deceived and destroyed by this growing malaise.
I am sure that we can find more than hundreds of threads to support this but I just came across this one and decided to bring it to the table, it's about how a young girl was branded a witch by a pastor, blamed for the deaths and other problems that reared its head in the family and finally bathed with acid by her own father. Pathetic Indeed! 

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-559760.0.html (The picture in the thread is disturbing though)

190:
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190
Will you quickly remove that silly picture of some nimcompoops moving back and forth there. Is something wrong with you?
Are you not overdoing it? Mtcheeeeeeew Don't get me mad.

[quote author=Tink_sh link=topic=559287.msg7242465#msg7242465 date=1291075115]Wow, you actually made sense! Im impressed!![/quote]I am hearing this statement for the umpteenth time nowadays, it seems that our 190 has matured overnight from being on his own and taking care of himself in the UK.

Why is the Nigerian society ever hard on unmarried ladies in their thirties and forties. Very quick to call them names all for being unmarried. Will they go and pay their dowries or marry men and it su*ks real bad when it comes from women especially the married ones that feel too good with their world as to begin to nose down on others.
This has already happened, we ain't doing a wakekeeping to cry over spilt milk and brand the poor girl names. The poster is seeking solution to her problems. Solutions people!!
Arun I hope you have been able to have somebody reach out to her dear.

Yeah! Cocoa girl is here-e-e-!!!!

Kay u can still make a check on that username tomorrow, they may unban you.

Idowuogbo:
hehehe yes o , notin dey happen
na me an cocoa dey campaign kom see protestin , u b lord oo , u beta waka go collect your mbe from queen 

Idowu, do you mean Nsusu (kiss kiss), that na Osuofia version -o-o

@Thweraja Baby
Give me your former username okay sweetie, they may unban you. Stop being unhappy okay Baby.
I understand how some people feel when banned especially if you are outside Naija as this forum kinda helps one stay close to home and cure home sickness.

Cocoa girl,
You don't even know what is happening, I saw your Kay in the thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-559406.0.html

Girl, go check him out!

Kay kay sorry-o-o Ojare. Freecocoa really missed you, I helped her beg Mukina today to unban you so that you can come home to her.
Kpele-o-o I will let Freecocoa know that Kay is here.

@thweraja Sweetie
Who made you unhappy for me? What is your original username so that I go follow ask them to unban you dear. No vex too much okay Baby.

I attributed the cheating to the distance that was between them in the past though I ain't justifying that. The mails of the young man shows that his heart is in the relationship and that he is no player. At this point (that both parties seem to have arrived at this thread) they should talk things out in privacy and if they can still find compatibility, make up and keep loving themselves. They are adults if they don't want to continue it's their life.
It's truly not wise to get on discussing this issue here anymore as it will bring chaos. When all of us arise with our different views with different people siding this person and another set of people siding the other it may not help matters. Nls have at least succeeded in talking sense into Sisi over absolute beliefs in Pastors which is creating lots of problems for lots of Nigerians. If they calm down on their own and address other problems they have, they should arrive at a solution that is okay for both parties be it break-up or make-up.

Mukinwa (meaning Mukibaby) Abeg helep us look into the banning of Kay177 and see whether it is possible to unban him. I don't even know what he did but his sweetie who is my NL girlfriend has been unhappy ever since he got banned and even had a thread begging for him to be unbanned. Do look into the matter dear and helep us -o-o so that everybody will be happy. Thanks

@Ketubah
May God do for you as he has done for others, you will conceive very soon in Jesus name, Amen! Somebody Shout! Alleluiah! (Don't mind me-o-o when I begin to praise God I get overly excited and silly like a child)

Ivynwa:
Alright Baby, me and Saga did disagree some here before we became Paddies. One love!
Not to worry I am going to help you get Aunty Isha's contact and may even talk to her for you.
Now I must run before you guys drowns me in a sea of politicking, I know you like your politics.
Me, I don't like much of it.

cap28:
thats cool, but why the jab at the end now?
anyway glad we're now back on speaking terms - its all good

@ Cap28
It was no jab, I was actually giving you a compliment and only meant that it is where serious political discussion is going on in the forum that you are normally seen. I don't bring people down, I derive joy from making others happy.
Can't you see that you and Saga have atttracted all your kinds here within hours and I am hardly seen in such places, too-much politicking (political discussions) give me headache. Stay good dear.
Ivynwa runs and runs and runs very far from the thread

cap28:
Ivynwa ah beg no vex oh, it looks like ive upset you - ndo oh - sorry, i was just emphasising my point and did not mean to come across as abusive - if i did i apologise, shall we agree to disagree on this one?
All i was trying to say was that we should not let sentimentality cloud our judgement when dealing with our leaders, Jonathan is a public office holder who should be held to account for his actions however  his track record leaves much to be desired, i think that it was with this in mind that Ms Sesay interviewed him with such rigour.
no vex sis - can we still be friends? 

Alright Baby, me and Saga did disagree some here before we became Paddies. One love!
Not to worry I am going to help you get Aunty Isha's contact and may even talk to her for you.
Now I must run before you guys drowns me in a sea of politicking, I know you like your politics.
Me, I don't like much of it.

190:
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wherez your location ivy![/color]!

My Location = By the Right hand of the father Flexing seriously. Gospel according to Freecocoa.

@Freecocoa
Kpam Kpam Kpam
Nne as night don come I say make I come find out whether your husband Kay got freed/unbanned today.
H-e-e Is he still under detention? Mbanu!
Make you no worry, you hear, tomorrow I go follow you beg Mukina again, Inugo?
You fit talk to Mukina for this thread below, she can easily see your complaint there okay Baby. Oya make you take care of the house until Kay returns unfailingly tomorrow. Mbanu don't cry, fichaa anya gi o-o-o. Goodnight
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-505782.256.html

slap1:
Slap1, Mr. Cork, Odunnu, Googles, Ola Olabiy, Jarus, Seun, Tpiah, Free coconut, iice, EzeUche, Denzel2009, Ileke-mgbeke, Semid4lyfe, 189.9, Jay bee, etc.

Ileke-Mgbeke! What a well ryhmed and sweet combination of Igbo and Yoruba words.

It amazes me endlessly when some Nairalanders I revere and respect are quick to match on others in a bid to be taken more serious while expressing their opinions. Sycophants , now I wonder where that sprang from. Can't we express our opinions here without calling names and bickering. I thought it's amateur NLs that call names but have just realized that some people have their smooth yet suave ways too. I don't do politicking and arguments in this forum and I know that that is the turn the thread is about to take.
All that is being said is that this sweetlooking young lady was disrespectful while throwing the questions. Nobody disagrees with the questions and the topic is not that  "Jo and wify are such big thieves and all of you saying Isha was disrespectful are unreasonable, sentimental and sycophants".
I am not even rooting for Jo, I can't see past this zoning thing yet to be able to see clearly into the politics going on in Nigeria. My stand is all about a good leader for Nigeria irrespective of his tribe. If they have agreed on zoning let them all give the zones their dues and timing and if they have awoken and decided on real "unity beyond the zones" and transparent democracy let them allow the masses to choose a good leader which is what the other worlds are doing.

Odunnu:
Your arguement is becoming ridiculous ma'am!
A 33yr old Nigerian graduate hasnt ever heard of Postinor -accepted,she also doesnt knw the way to a chemist,pharmacy,or hospital to learn or knw what birthcontrol is about.
I might agree that that the first time out was a despoil but you'l have to prove to me that subsequent ones werent by mutual agreement.
She swearz she hasnt forked another guy in the 6mths in which the 'randy' brother inlaw slept with her 4times,fine! If the guy is that sexstarved,4times in 6mths isnt my idea. Me thnks the gurl even seduced the man. Now you'v made me shout,ths is what I didnt intend to do!

I have nothing to prove to anybody, I am not here to argue with people and work myself up. I just can't help feeling for our womenfolk when they get taken advantage of by such men. If you think that she may have seduced him, you are entitled to your opinion and can express it all you want. I am not going to start another round of argument on how dare you think so. It is a forum and we are all expressing ourselves. I am only very concerned about a depressed young lady going thru this trauma somewhere with no one reaching out to her.

Odunnu:
Who put the gurl in the 'ugly' position?Would you please stop bein sentimental about this?
This is a full grown 33year old 21st century Nigerian woman we are talking about here. Hope you dont think its a naive 11yr old?

There is no sentiment here my friend, a man ruins the life of a young lady and she is getting blamed. She did make her mistake of not telling and running away from there she perhaps did not have the heart to leave the children and run. We are not all equally exposed, she may not have any knowledge of such things as postinor and even if she was weak to resist the man's advances maybe because of her poor condition, job hunting and stuff. That man should still be blamed for taking advantage of a helpless female. Let us not be quick to blame others and talk them down when stuffs happen to them please.