₦airaland Forum

This is to inform all Nairalanders that the world most dangerous scammer/women prey Echidime/Kalu Onyeani is back in Nairaland. He registered back in Nairaland on 19th October with the username OCCULTIST   after he went underground since he was reported in the threads below

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=529193.msg6926835#msg6926835

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=529198.msg6922690#msg6922690

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=529201.msg6916356#msg6916356

He is a man that refused to be a gentleman but preferred to deceive people especially single women off their money through different shades of emotional blackmail. He is into other forms of scamming, duping companies and unsuspecting persons and now goes by the e-mail rafikoualabi@ymail.com after I had yahoo confiscate all the emails he dupes people with. He is currently innocently asking Nairalanders to send him mails at this email for advise, nobody should bother seeking advise from such evil and self -confessed occultic man.I am not merely talking for talking sake here, I got in contact with a white woman he was brainwashing and asking to send him money with which to visit her. I warned the woman and anothar lady off him and not to give him a dime and while discussing with the woman confirmed beyond all doubts that he is going around the world scamming as it is the same number he once used to call me that he uses to call the woman.

I have my facts that proved to me that I am very correct here and that I am reporting the right person, believe me I am the last person that will want to taint an innocent person but scammers? I detest for what they are doing to the name of our country and to the reputation of me and you out there in the world where people avoid you, mistrust you and look down on you because of people like Echidime/Kalu Onyeani/Occultic and others.

All the same may be we should be a bit kind to him and let him lime and socialize with us here in Nairaland as NL is irresistible and we can't ostracize him seeing that he likes to hang out with us and chat but let all be careful with him. Send him no mail and believe no tale of his.

All the same, can somebody talk some sense into this man, from what I learnt while investigating him he is scared of poverty, wants to be rich by all means and is a member of many secret cults he feels can help him garner all the money in the world. As if that is not enough he is going around the world conning people to have their money and is persuading other youths on this forum to come and join his cult. He needs help to get a grip and be a real gentleman, isn't it high time we all helped rehabilitate the black sheep scammers around us. It is not enough reporting and avoiding them, anybody that can help should help please. Thanks all

News of these killings in our Africa get me mad without knowing who to be angry with. The other worlds are chilling, cohabiting and tolerating and it is only in Africa brothers kill brothers because he is not from the same tribe as they are (and should even be considered a cockroach that should be wiped out) or he (does not buy my idea of how the world [that none of us even know when it came into existence] came about, who made it and the doctrine of life to live by, which we all sum up as religion).
The other time in that Jos a woman had her SIX children killed in such wickedness and heartlessness. When are we as a people going to rise up to say "Enough is enough". I keep saying that if some people can't tolerate others they can be given their own country to live and do all their religion by themselves so that we can have peace and didn't Ghaddafi even say the same? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

Artificial Insemination??
Nobody mentioned wanting to do that here neither did I. I am having all my babies naturally Baby, only asking for fertility drugs that when taken enhances having twins as I have read  up severally.

Hey! How can I want to have doctors put stuffs inside me when I can't stomach the stories of child delivery. I feel for women who have no alternatives but to do IVF like Celine did. I am sure nobody wants to be manhandled with instruments, they only agree to that for the love and longings for babies. I don't want to go through that sweetheart and don't pray to have to ever resort to that.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=538147.msg7022281#msg7022281 date=1288159657]Chineke me anyi ebere. . . So some people consider artificial insemination "perverted" YET have no problems paying and doing it? Well, desperation can really make us doooo things. Nothing on this nairaland can shock me again.[/quote]"Chineke me anyi ebere" sounds real nice coming from you, I didn't know that you can be this sweet. Everybody make some noise and hail Tudor!ghugujgyftdghfhgghjhjkhjkhjhkjhk! Tu-dor!, Tu-dor!, Tu-dor! (Ivynwa claps and claps while smiling at Tudor)

I also remember once when we gave dad eba with a lot of seed (koko) the man opened the bowl and screamed who gave me this food? Momsie said what is wrong with the food? he replied it has too much eyes its doing ALL EYES ON ME. We laff tire that day wondering who taught him tupac all eyes on me

@Hannydarl
Your dad sure is the hippiest dad in town--------I no fit die for laughter

Ok Dad and mum eating Eba from thesame plate is a recipe for disaster. Mum was brought up to eat the available meat after finishing the eba, our dear dad wasn't brought up that way. . . you know the rest!
Then, you will hear mum saying baba T,  ki le leyi (what is this?)  dad will say Egungun ni (Bone)

@Denzel
Oh my God, did he finish all the meat? Poor your mummy!

Mumsy was a wedding freak, she loved attending weddings, big and samll, she will even attend the loca Fulani Herdsmen wedding in Ruga ( Traditional Fulani homes). Every saturday she had a wedding to attend, One day as usual she got all dressed up and went out, suprisingly she returned early, I was stunned, I asked her what hapeend, she said can you believe there is no wedding today? i was beyound shocked, I said Ah Mama so you drive around on saturdays looking for weddings? The thing pass me oh. My family was worse than bill Cosby show. Crazy people

@Aisha
There's really no dull moment with your pop and mum---Can you really believe that there's no wedding today?

back when i was in nigeria
it's a usual thing 4 us all to sit @ d balcony in d evenings
so dis fateful evening we were all there as usual
so suddenly we just heard a very tiny sound
which came along wiv a nasty smell
who polluted d air-lo and behold it was dad
so we all couldn't laugh but my kid brother couldn't hold it
so he busted out just like dat,dad felt so embarrassed
do you know d reply he gave my bro,
dad:i messed u're laughing in those when our fathers do
something like this u greet them,so what about u do i laugh @
u when u're going 2 spread your wet bed every morning,at polluting is better
than dat

@Lexzy Baba
Do we have the same father? When he farts then my father will say that we tell him "Nnoo"( meaning "welcome", this according to him is because he just removed some diseases from his body.

While watching his pm news at the end of a day's work, he will ask you to go and get his bathing stuffs ready for him, the bathing stuffs will stay for some hours there. He will finish dinner and watch his television into the night with us all. When he starts feeling sleepy, he will suddenly get on his feet and on his way dashing to his bed, dare to ask him "Dad, Are you not taking your bath again"? His reply in defense of his not having the energy to go for his bath is this question "Adalu m nsi?" (Meaning "Did I fall inside s-h-i-t?"


Oh my God, how come I am just stumbling into this thread now, it's very enriched with true laughter of true family love and it made my evening.

@Paturi
I know that as long as a woman menstruates that she can get pregnant and that a woman can only not get pregnant as soon as menopause sets in. I was also wrongly assuming that menopause sets in in the forties for all women (as I have not been there yet) without knowing that it can start into the fifties for some. I guess it's my wrong assumption that made me conclude that a woman should not bother being pregnant in her forties lest she delivers a baby with a genetic problem. In my first post I asked, "I thought that it was said that giving birth should stop at forty"?

« #6 on: March 05, 2010, 04:55 PM » 
My own family drama can write a book. Am a thorough Daddys girl. But me and daddy dont agree on a lot of things. E.G he supports Arse- Anal, I support Man u, we belong to different political parties, so more times than not, we are always arguing. Anyway, When i was in schoo, Man U defeated Arsenal 4.2 I watched the match at home and i celebrated so much and made his day hell. When it was time for me to go back to school, i went to ask him to give me my allowance for the week, he told me to go and meet Sir Alex Ferguson to give me money because he has disowned me. Me too i was so silly i got angry and walked all the way to school, he called and called i refused to answer, it was a major issue oh until my elder sister called boh of us and scolded us that we both realised the stupidity of our actions.

@Aisha
I can't finish the laughter for you and your popsie today, the man said that Ferguson should give you the allowance since you rejoiced for him. Fathers are just something else.

Another one was the day I and my mum was watching T.V with my dad the next thing we heard was what sounded like a frog (ie dad farted) I and mumsy got scared and looked at dad my dad then asked o belu ka awo (meaning did it sound like a frog) me and mumsy laugh die that day

@Skybeauty
OMG -----did he really say that, I no fit die for laughter. Only fathers can make one laugh like that, they can be sweetly mischievous when they want to be.

Still remember my grand mum of blessed memory miss her direly during the tyme she was staying with us one day we had a guest and as they were about to go said we should pray with the TV still on but the volume reduced be4 d prayer we were watching wrestling, but during the prayer my grand mum exclaimed iru adura wo len gba yi, se eni wa la won ki won to no ra won pa ni, meaning (which kind of prayer are u guys praying won't you seperate dis people be4 dey beat dem selves to death) men dat day we 1 laugh die

@D-source
Your granny wan kill me with laughter.

Yes Toba, women are indeed better manager of issues be it at home, office or even political. We are the hands that rock the craddle, the same way women bring together their home that say way they handle issues out in other arenas. Women are even proving to be great prime ministers and presidents. I am not relegating the man to the background, the man will always be man but I feel that man does not really have that domestic nature of keeping house and issues but should still be the head while the women is better left with managing, keeping and organising stuffs. Politically too, it may be wonderful for example Man can be the president and woman the prime minister.

Thanks Mukina for maintaining decorum and decency here in Nairaland. Can't thank you enough.

He-he
Great thanks to the moderators who helped us clean out the thread earlier on thus enabling us to chat without having to look at some disgusting words of some that have us wondering whether they are waging war in the internet and sickening people with gory details of perverted stuffs we don't really need.

@Spikedcylinder
Nne, did you say that you don't want to have babies? See my opposite-o, different shades for different folks.

@Andromida
You got it real right my brother

@Akossyy
All things are indeed possible with God, Alleluiah somebody!
You didn't tell us why you gave us Miss Barimah's picture, Is it that she delivered in her forties? Let us know dear.

@Dozie, Nkilirox,Digital
Thanks to you all for coming by and hanging out here

@Tudor sweet sweet
I have never met you on this forum, how come you are throwing me stuffs, right, left and centre on our first meeting. E-war has not yet been declared, is there really a need for throwing of vitriolic words sweetie? Glad you are chilling now, I guess that makes us good e-friends now. He-he---- Thanks

@The married ladies
Abeg we are still waiting to be tutored about the good fertility drugs that can facilitate having twins. Anybody?

@Mukina and other moderators
Please I need your help to get some Nairalander called TUDOR to stop abusing me and quit posting sickening comments on my post. See if you can help me delete two posts he left on my thread here    https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-538147.64.html
I have quietly begged him to chill and calm down and he is still being venomous, Please i need to have my thread clean and neat, people can criticise all they want but do somebody have to make others want to vomit by conjuring disgusting,distasteful, acidic and perverted stuffs. Help us in that forum as we ladies are discussing very important things. Thanks

Bikonu what do we call him Tudor, Can you leave my thread for me, I beg you? How did sickening people find their way into this thread bikonu. It's a free NL for people to criticise and say what they want but I hate to see people conjuring sickening image for others and saying stuffs that make one want to throw up.
Mukina, if you are there biko help me tell this person to stop posting sickening and disgusting things here please, anyway let me run to work and come back and handle them posts rights. Why don't they open threads and posts their venom for who cares to read than follow people around and vent their anger and frustration on people. I really don't believe that all those stuffs can come out of a woman, It definitely is a man and one that I refuse to discuss with because this is the last that I have to say to him. Pray what in the world fills such humans with such venoms and acids. I know that atheists don't believe in God but I didn't know that they are this venomous, or were they sent on a rampage to bring down the children of God. Make una leave me o-o-, abeg. I refuse to go down with you and have even begged on my knees for you to chill to no avail. Please allow decent people lime and chat in all decency for goodness sake without throwing up from your words.

Please let me use this opportunity to find out from you married ladies the names of the fertility drugs people use. I learnt that the intake of fertility drugs can facilitate bearing twins too.

spikedcylinder:
The OP has said it herself, she expects a lot of criticism from saying what is really on her mind and I am very darn sure someone will use this against her some day on this forum. All I can say is, good luck.

@Spike
You don't really have to worry about someone using this on me on this forum some day. Is it an abomination that I said that I love twins, If somebody raises it, I can only say."Yes I said that, so which prison am I getting locked up in"-----smile.

W-o-o-o-o-o-w, when did the world arrive here?

Hi Pips,
It's so good to have you all here, thanks for passing by my thread and dropping me some words, So here we go-----Just dance----it's gonna be okay, du-du-du just dance. Spin the record Babe-----


[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Abk1jAONjw?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"[/flash]

@Samobi, Ujunwa, Soft girl, Uyi Iredia, Ranoscky, Ikedonn(How you dey my brother?), Spikedcylinder, Relate,Biolabee,The blessed, Obiagu, Reality, Ninapha,Tayolumi, Zi, Tudor,Shollyaj,sylve, rabs, andyprez, andy, ifyalways, Ohaechesi, Semi
You all are wonderful,  lots of hugs to you.

@Andyanders
Did you say you shoot all twins? I am happy for you and your woman.

@Tudor
How are you doing Baby? When are you going to chill and quit wasting all these beautiful energy being uptight and acidic and angry with christians and at God? Chill man-----Nothing dey happen. Ighotago?(Now we mustn't quarrel, I beg you-----I no get the energy so just chill okay

We all have come to accept the ones among us here in NL that stoop to such sickening level that they are not worth replying lest you drag yourself down with them so there is no mind left to pay such right now.
Who is confessing and declaring that ladies in their thirties are likely to give birth to children with down syndromes and genetics problems? Tufiakwa! We reject that, it is not our portion in Jesus name! I shall have normal/healthy,bouncing and even bootylicious(according to Beyonce) and Pompous(according to Osuofia) babies. I shall have male, female and twins and so shall all the people who visited this thread and are desiring such, Amen!
To whoever suggested that I might be ugly, anti-social or deformed, He-he! Every child of my mother is beautifully made and formed so you are very wrong.
Anti-social? Boy! I am the Life of the party--------(and you can dance to this while we are at it)

[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3uoGisS790?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"[/flash]

I have a heart for God and socializes well with people and in the christian circle too, if the timing is right for me I join the choir and sing my heart out----so you see I am as liberal as I am down to earth and domesticated. I am no fanatic nor extremist, I am a balanced person. Right now we can even have church here with this my beloved christian song

[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NULc5gWFWuE?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"[/flash]

To all that feel for their fellow being and reached out to me. Ninapha, soft girl, Reality, Ranoscky, Ikedonn. May God bless you.

@Theblessed
You are such a darling and understanding.You are just as liberal as I am. Thanks dear, I agree with the part about a woman having children for herself if she wants that much and has no husband. I believe that the greatest  wrong a woman can do to herself is to watch her fertile years pass her by knowing that she wants children, the people and society whose face you are looking at and watching will have no kind words for you when you pass your fertile years and is childless and perhaps unhappy.

I did not forget that I am in a forum with Nigerians and that some of us don't like to see people being open minded. I have seen people mention sensitive things and coming to lean on the shoulders of their fellow human beings here in Nairaland only to get mocked and jeered at so I am not surprised.
     Pray! if you have nothing to say about the main issue here of women giving birth at age 42, why don't you save me the jeer and let me and my thread be.
Please do, I don't jeer at anybody in Nl and can never be rude.

Not to worry, it's going to be alright soon Nia.

Oh my!!! Scam Baby
Not me, I have given some that wrote the directives on how to apply dear, I have no time for foolish stuffs like scamming besides I detest it. Now don't be careless with your words.

Nia, you mustn't speak that loud before they descend on you as the desperado No 2.

Nia
You sure know how it feels, Yet the society do not want to hear a lady talk about it, you are considered bad and desperate when you say it out. The same society that can't let you go out there and fulfill your heart's desire. Be daring and try having a child when you are not married and you are ostracized by your family and the society.

Thanks very much Sissy, this longing/baby fever pulls more than most people can understand. It's all strange yet I know that is nature's way of having us want to procreate and replenish the earth.

@Chaircover
I am not upset neither am I mad at you sweet.

You really don't have to worry about me getting taken advantage of by unserious persons because I am no longer a kid and I am Miss Detective myself and nobody messes with me when it comes to that as I read people and situations excellently.

My gal grammy-winner Dion, 42, gave birth to twin boys on Saturday by Caesarean section shortly after 11 a.m. at a Florida hospital in New York.
"Celine, Rene and their son Rene-Charles are thrilled," Dion's representative told People magazine. The twins were born healthy but premature and will spend a few days in an incubator.
Celine is one mature singer whose music I love from the depth of my heart, Sing me "Stand by your side", "River deep,mountain high" and "To love you more" and I am all blissful.

Come-o-o, I didn't know that a woman can have kids at 42, I thought it was said that giving birth should stop at 40? Somebody please put me right.
I love twins too and can't wait to have some.


[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2C3tsxc-d8?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="38[/flash]


[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ryPKEqYlHk?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"[/flash]


[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq17mbj8RHI?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="38[/flash]

OMG-----I too need to get a wife for my Popsie, he's so lonely. In his late sixties and wifeless after momsie died. It's wonderful seeing these pastors pass sixties marrying again and enjoying a fresh marriage at such age and i just feel for my Pop. One shouldn't stay alone when one's spouse passes away.

Exquisite designs you all have here----I can't wait for a time people will be going gaga over my designs too, can't really wait.

denony:
I dont even know it has started
wow, nairalanders nobody even care to post the show here

No information nothing, nairalanders has disappointed me
one of my best naija show, i missed it big time

@denonym
You are not missing that show like I do, they should find a way of streaming it in the internet for us all. Right now I'm sulking that I didn't get to watch it.
I'm very happy for that young fella that won, other companies should be bringing out such shows that graces people's life and improve the life of the masses. What is the name of that company that is making money off Nigerians through our much beloved Indomie, how are they even giving back to that our society that patronizes them well?

What are we doing outside NL? I can't do anything with you boy until you learn to act like a gentleman and quit dissing ladies, there is a borderline between making jokes and upsetting my beautiful ladies, besides you are too young for me to date sweetheart and we are too miles apart in distance to begin to even consider dating.
Right now all you can be to me is my special e-friend, I do like you boy. You are so much fun, I will help look around for some sweet lady you will make happy when you quit the mischief business as I have asked.

Oh My GOD, 190--------------------------------I no fit finish this laughter this evening bikonu. Which kind boy be dis sef? Laughter go kill me here. You are so so incurable? The other funny thing is that the person in that hippopotamus picture is so like you are in your picture.

Googles is that picture in your profile really you? Now that's some serious beautiful lady.
190
It's high time you started being a gentleman, gents don't upset beautiful ladies----they protect and love them.
Are you still coming for us to make some noise at my club?

Now googles sweetheart, don't be mad at me dear. I wasn't laughing at you but at the joke believe me.
Don't ever take 190 serious and allow him upset you, can't you see that he is such a baby. I 've always said that he is better off as a friend than an enemy. Don't ever take 190 on. I hope you are no more angry with me, now smile for me sweetie.
190 Please stop offending Google I beg you, you mischievous baby.

@190

OMG,Oh my God!-----I couldn't resist a serious laughter at that joke 190 played on somebody, Mr Foogles or who ever don't be mad at me-o- but I really cracked up and had a good evening laugh. Did you say that the dimple was forged with toothpick? Oh boy, what won't we hear from you.
190, I hope it isn't somebody's mum you are displaying and playing with here, When you finish your eveninig mischief----do come by my club so that we can finish our discussion of yesterday abeg. I was chatting you up in da club and you left. I am waiting and come quickly cos right now I can't wait to hit the club and have fun. It's friday evening. Go Shorty!

Keep up the good work Mr. Lawyer. I mean Honourable SANL