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^^^^ comot for hia jor. bomboclat!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]What's this blah? How can you swap wives with a male?[/color][/quote]i know ur body dey paraga. i meant d poster shld carry me and give his tattoo loving wife to my hubby! now u understand or u still wan show urself?

and to tink my own hubby is forcing me to get a tattoo against my wish? @op, abi make we swap wives?

may he be banned for life!

^^^ perm wey no reach me na im somebody dey waste?

Chimezie198: I want Chimezie198(m) oo! Iyatrustee back off

see dis confirmed goat!

shymmex: @iyatrustee

Word on the road is that your tiddys can milk can all cows on NL, how true is that?

not far from d truth. actually, its d whole nigeria sef! doubt me? ask xynerise cos he almost suffocated up there making me luk like a killer.

^^^abeg wetin d person above u dey yarn?

slimyem: Besides,i dont like sharing my toys and
one is hardly ever enough....

so xynerio na toy?

xynerise: cmon gals she is not mama G . Besides, u all will sit at the back of my car each with fan yogurt

^^^^ skydeep has learnt to share dat antelope with us. so she no go pour u acid. she might pour u urine sha!

na me enjoy pass! after a CC agent refunded me yesterday, mtn still gave me my 750 dis mrng.

^^^^as a matter of fact, dats her favourite! @ xynerise, u re sure u wld take us to d amusement part?

a quick kweshun: are u related to 190? cos i see u share d same surname!

as for me sha, i tink wat i need urgently now is change of thread!

Guapo: Thank you very much 1one for the correction. The presence of professionals in all fields on nairaland is remarkable. But I want you to understand that this is not a movie script, but rather a personal experience. I type as I recall hoping my readers would grab the essential details needed for advice. I am not a writer at all so bear with me. Do you have an advice on the topic. And thanks for taking time to re-arrange my story, it now has a professional touch.

oh my sweet el, who did this to you?

REALITY101: Goldie: Thats my btch, she gone pretend to love sushi just to feel 5 star chick but she gonna definitely vomit it later at the restroom




Brb gotta pee

dis shit cracked me up! so goldie na ok oh

Beetwo: hmmmm, mine will be iya, bcoz size, l wanna sumtin new, hope she has operator's manual sha :

she must be dat fat to require an operator's manual!

waoh! so 190 still went ahead to marry dis woman? his bestman was killz and granmma's chief bridesmaid was goldieluks.

[quote author=Kevin_II]after you have don after five you still want to grow up? haba[/quote]they say life begins at 40!

freecocoa no dey carry last. i pray God gives me dat fighting spirit to be like her wen i grow up!

Goldieluks: ?




No its not! na wa for you wetin come happen that day?

u kept me waiting now! but i sent it sha

following dis thread made me realiase dat nigerians keep track of everytin. see ppl telling u exactly how much was their credit balance as if they write it down in a log book?

I wld be rite to say dis thread is chimeme and goldiememe reloaded? mtchew!

happened to me! just loaded 750 only for me to try to a call mins later and found noting. had a friend in dier call center who helped me return my kishi. heard they wld compensate all prepaid users sha.

[quote author=anonymus11_1]............... as for the agbaya who is married with a kid yet aid a disturbed kid on nl more greese to ya elbow s.[/quote

xynerise! Oh my xynerise! Why hath thoi brought dis upon ur self?

abeg come yim jor!

^^^^ wats funny sef?

190: HELP - I can barely keep my eyes open

I need to give my pillow some head

BTW what exactly is going on here - did anyone see freecocoa

how does dis contribute to dis thread?

^^^^ of course i was not expecting any good advice from u naw. forget say u na d original s.ex robot.