₦airaland Forum

freecocoa: Shey you no see me abi?
How baby?

they don oversuck my bobby so tey i go buy manual on how to pack dem.

LesbianBoy: Hmmmm you have a POINT tho....Btw where have you been ''IYA MI'' e don tey o

lesboboy! it af overteyed sef! u been die before ?

^^it af overteyed sef!

i might be wrong sha but

Mtn; Good morning Ebube
Ebube; Good morning sir


was she expecting d call? a typical answer ought to have asked who the caller dat knew her so much was.

[quote author=acidosis™]tse-tse fly [/quote]

190: Giraffe

only me?

@downcasted bro, woah! its been a year already? just keep keeping on.

^^^bed bug

[quote author=acidosis™]how you take know say hin dey lomance 4 mango tree? you self dey patronise the jungle ?[/quote]ask him naw, i don lomance am for dier before! na beg the dude beg me before i kill am with lomance

na so una dey always talk. once dat 190 fowl log of nairaland, you go see how him go begin lomance basira under dat mango tree like say tomorrow no dey.

just passing through!

@ 190, and you had to post dat shi.t 4 times? the nuts for your head don loose be dat! mtcheew!

Goldieluks: Tihs si a relfie rfo tehos hwo dinfs it dififcult ot splle.
hmmm rubbish spelling, i guess.

this is a relief for those who find it difficult to spell

@sanb and amyg, babes wetin me and dyt do oh?

i am crushing seriously on skydeep!

xynerise: am not always on your list. Is it because I didnt allow u to visit skydeep?

the only crush you need is from a giant tractor!

shior! how on earth would D-explorer think annawhite is reserved? i bet she has not kicked him in the balls yet!

dyt? long time chic!

no be the shark carry you come too?

@Chaircover, while i agree that the implant is a safe type of family planning, it has a disadvantage of making one add weight. I have had it for 6mths now and must confess to gaining a little weight. Not a good choice for pple that are already fat.

hello kids

still lying?

still an ardent wwe fan! Booker T is d GM of Smackdown now so i get to hear that everytime.

inside ur boxers now!

[quote author=190-the-clown]De explorer I repeat drop the pipe son[/quote]Can you dig it....... Sucker!

ok! where did you copy this sh.it from?

here i guess?

zoomzu: If USA was Nigeria, today's papers Headlines would read something's
like:

· Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama (TELL magazine)

· Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain (Punch Newspaper)

· 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun Newspaper)

· McCain Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard Newspaper)

· Elections rigged (Guardian Newspaper)

· No evidence of manipulation (NTA News)

· The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)

· There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares (LTV 8 news)

· Election results for Arizona,Florida,New York awaited (Channels News)

· Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico
(Tribune Newspaper)

· McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT News)

· I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama (MITV News)

· Ballot Papers and Electoral Officials Kidnapped at Chicago (ThisDay
Newspaper


· Area Boys 20 killed, 30 injuried at New Jersey Polling Booth )(Daily
Mirror)


· Obama: 'I will soon roll out timetable for Royal
Blessings'(PM News)

· Several Ballot Boxes Missing at Phonix, handwork of 'Obama
Boys' (Ogtv News)

· Heavy Security at INEC H/quarter, Commissioners flee.(Newswatch
Magazine)

· $900Billion for Feeding Allowances for Obama's
Daugther(Presidential Spokeperson)


Laugh it off! A bi I dey lai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@annawhite, And wat are u doing here?

^^^steals pant and bra!

^^^ so you be monkey again? i bin tink say na only rat you be

no be dat goldieluks!

hey! why you dey raise your blood pressure? abeg sofry sofry oh

abeg waka jor! you keep pounds with me? na ghana cedis i go take pay you.

knack as in knacking apkako!