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wetin you dey ghen ghen for? i still insist say how much ransom persin fit demand from skydeep before we release him?

xynerise: @sexkillz. You know there lots of event during xmas period and my family always visit exotic places. So I dont want to forfeit these places and attend this so call beach party that hoodlums and coquettes will attend. . Plan very well pls. No kidnappers and babynappers pls

mtchew!who wan waste him time kidnap you sef? how much ransome do you possibly tink you are worth?

honey forget D Explorer and come gimme some kpekus

you still out there kicking balls

hmmm?

long time now!

trust me, i am a wonder woman!

like skydeep is also losing xynerise to me!

skydeep: What are u appreciating him for?

what is D Explorer appreciating you for

but when me appreciate him, you go dey show yourself anyhow

skydeep: she is scared.

huh?

[quote author=190-the-clown]Iyatrustee who died [/quote]the oiginal 190 moniker swerry

who is this annawhite sef?

Oh yes! I drive a mercedes c300. although a popular car on abuja roads, my stainless alloy wheels were made just right for the car and kind of makes it stand out. I love the attention I get anytime I overtake a car and the driver would be like "Na Woman sef" An old man once bashed my car and after I came out of the car, he said he wanted to speak to the owner of the car and not me[s]maybe he look me finish expect say na honda 1986 I suppose dey drive[/s]

^^^^ ok course honey!

joey4jo: Please I have a question.
What happend to the original 190(not that one that has clown attached to his name)

Thanks

------ the man died!

just imagine yourself in a concert, after performing his heart out and sweating vigoriously, Daddy Showkey decides to remove his expensive shirt and throws into the audience. wetin you go do?

[quote author=Mynd_44]I thought Air Nigeria shuttles between Abuja and Lagos?[/quote]Air nigeria? Bro you no current @all!

r231: Madam stranger.....

How have you been

paying him back in his own coin

i can testify to one of the points raised up there. While i was dating my husband, he would insist i cook rather than going to the fast food each time i visit. He rarely takes me to parties and the likes and i used to be furious in those days until one day i confronted him. His excuse was more of " you dont overuse a precious and valuable item"

[quote author=190-the-clown]iyatrustee i see you with my microphone[/quote]your radar sharp wella! was thinking it would be in Abuja

yuzedo: Aah! I hate to remember the day o!

One babe like dat say make I gi am d pum-pum style..

My d(ic)k don dey arrange imself wen we no dey o! But na by the time I meet the meat live.. Ewoooo!!! My nnabuenyi Bleep up dat day.. D nyash be like battle-tank!! nnabuenyi no gree rise we tried everything we could, but d lame d(ic)k disappoint me dat day!

I gave the stupid dick 12 lashes of the cane when I got home!!! eeeeeeeeeeeediot! so embarrazzin!

bros yuzedo! no be dis kind tough meat dem ask you oh!

went to a popular mama put with some colleagues. You know how they pack meats on a seperate plate right? I started demolishing the meat and was lucky cos all d ones i took were soft until i took one last one dat was not as soft as the others. I bit it by the sides and decided to swallow the minimally large chunk after calculating it would pass thru my throat just fine but alas! the tin no gree go. tried to use water to push it down all to no avail as i had to put my hand in my mouth and vommited everytin

^^^^ is your epon really blue?

kokoye: dont think it'll sell that much..females want to do what men do..and maybe try to do it better

yes boss! gimme a german machine over a japanese anyday and see dat women are already outdoing men to their game.

acidtalk: For those of you who still called Acidtalk a false prophet, I think you need to go through those very same predictions made in the thread below.

https://www.nairaland.com/1066757/predictions-last-quarter-year


A word is enough

now wey the man no gree die again nko?

So, the search and rescue team got to the crash site on time as a result of them becoming more competent or because "His Excellency" was involved? Just asking.

can someone pls ban dis Op for life? thank you!

oops! wrong thread abeg.skydeep dey here?

Goldieluks: Big belle dey find solution, hehehehe.

talking to me? when dis last pound of baby belly no gree flatten out nko?

Goldieluks: And how does this rubbish affects the increasing price of GARRI?? Mtchewww..

and how you take know say garri don increase money? i tink say na Obudu abroad you dey?

^^^ HOW DO I GET IT?

skydeep: dont u ever learn?

No ma'am! if crushing on him is a crime, then i am prepared to be a criminal

a very gud morning to my honey and my rival