₦airaland Forum

Siga:
These two idiots think they can fool us, no be like this Abati be before dem offer am this job, same thing Dele dey try do, Very simple tactic, critisize the government, next regime, dem go offer u job, thats how u make dem remember u, two bas.tards ,

Exactly!

This Reuben Abati is a big disgrace. Who takes him serious anyways? He will live to regret his miserable life soon!

hrhobi1:
una just dey waste una time

And you follow come waste your time too??

Tinax:
hmmm,

You are handsome beautiful!

@topic, Nice idea. I have always admired some ladies here _{top secret}. Happy Valentine's day to y'all in advance! Play safe

hmmmmmm I doubt if Nigeria will even see 2015 before disintegrating as predicted by the US, though they have recently denied it
Fresh Air!!!

namfav:
that's disrespectful, why don't they leave suleja if the hate the emir, the emir has a long history in suleja from his ancestors, these people are migrants, show respect to your host

And who told you they are not indigenous people Why should they live?? The so-called Emir should be queried for close links and ties to Boko Haram!

I told you guys, WAN.K-chester United is no match for Liverpool.YNWA!

United is no match for Liverpool any day! It's Liverpool all the way, knock 'em wankers off this one! YNWA!

Don't you think she started giving you green light suddenly as you put it cos of her birthday and February 14? Be wise bro! Btw, you can buy her a Blackberry playbook if you decide not to be wise!

Buhari even though I didn't know much! But definitely Buhari since it couldn't have been the ones I saw. IBB, Abacha, OBJ, big failures

can someone please summarize? plsss

andyanders:
Tunde Bakare has no spirit of God in him anymore. He is in the flesh now, hence his actions. No true man of God acts the way he behaves. The Methodist Prelate-Ola Makinde is right in what he is saying. If Bakare is a true man of God, he should make peace and be praying for this nation, like what Prophet T.B. Joshua does. Prophet T.B Joshua prays for this nation and the world. He even predicted this crises and prayed for this nation. He saw the prophecy and kept praying. He even went further to say, there is no war between Christians and Muslims. He prays for Islamic countries all over the world. He prays for world leaders, he prays for the sick, he gives assistance to the poor and massive scholarship to millions of people in Nigeria and all over the world. He eats with the poor, less privileged, the sick. He restores hope to widow’s plight. This is a TRUE man of God. Not Tunde Bakare, an Islamic BH in the disguising himself as a Christians or pastor. If he had the spirit of God before, it has departed from him. I do watch his church programs everyday when he was in the spirit. Immediately the spirit of God departed from him, I saw a fanatical BH I stopped watching his programs. God will judge him. He incited

How do you know the Spirit of God has left him? Please tell us or did your Prophet prophesy that too? Now, let me ask you, do you know (I am sure you do) how many bad things that have been said about "your true man of God" ? Please don't let us digress, let God judge Pastor Bakare if he has aired!

Detongue:
Those taking on d Prelate those not understand what d teaching of Jesus Christ. The Prelate is correct in saying dat Bakare is fighting 4 his belle. It is a shame on Bakare 2 lead protest against a govt. As a Pastor his own is 2 pray, he cannot fight 4 God. I know Bakare has lost focus, he left his exalted position which is d highest calling, 2 a mere protester which does not hv a place in d Bible which he preaches. I hope he will allow God 2 minister 2 his soul

You amaze me when you say that Bakare is fighting for his own belle. We know those that go to Aso rock to "fight for their own belle" on a regular basis. We know those that claimed they went to pray for Yar'dua and that he was very healthy whilst the man had already died, those who deceived Nigerians in the saga just because they had collected their own share, oh that's not political right?. Was Bakare there? And how is he fighting for his belle by risking his life to give the millions of voiceless Nigerians voice? I wonder really!

Who is this bleeping, abuja-fed prelate? He can go kill himself if he doesn't like Bakare, we love him and it's only God that can reward him for the work he is doing for the masses! Let our prelate go and enjoy his Ghana must go share from Abuja, Bakare is not like him. He didn't come out to complain when he single-handedly led a protest that put GEJ as the acting president when Yar'dua's wife was ruling the Country!

Naija gals no dey dull i swear. one babe wan hijack this dude already, madam information or rather Information Minister III

eghost247:
lets be realistic there is racism everywhere

True! if we are killing one another in Nigeria, then I do not see why we should frown at a white man looking at us in an awkward manner, at least he hasn't killed anyone! Btw, to the topic, Aussie is cool, really think if i have to leave where I am, it has to be to Aussie!

I don't see why someone/group of people here will be making a joke of the OP's post. It takes a high degree of frustration for someone to even think of such a thing and post it here. The frustration in Nigeria is enormous, I hope you guys remember the Benin dude who posted a similar thing on his Facebook wall last year and carried it out. Please help save a fellow human being and not make fun of him, it can only make it worse.

@OP, take it easy, most of us have been in your shoes (and probably still) even those making a mockery of you here. I saw someone asked you to send your CV to him and your account no, pls try and do that. Also drop your no through my im on my profile and I will get back to you in any little way I can. Peace be unto you, it shall be well with us!

Wereh kpe:
Phew for the first time 9ra land has sed sumthing good about GEJ ooooooo.

His name aint on any of the list this far. UP GEJ

Read again! This time around use originals lens and you will see his name everywhere. He is a big thief, i mean player!

The only name that hasn't come up in any team here and will never, is Buhari's. That means a lot!

Job hazard! RIP bro, it will not be well with ur killers!

Mogidi:
Am dumbfounded that a fine and skillful player in the name of Tinubu was not the 1st on many people's list.

This is why Tinubu is tops
Born in 1952 he's talent was apperent at an early age and by the time you say T he was off to the US. Whilst there he showed a great promise as a brusque and aggressive player. He made his professional debut in 1992 (playing on the left as senator) and by 1999 his international debut (Governor). He had a very disappointing season playing on the left and in no time moved to the right.
Playing on the right he made his name as All Criminals of Nigeria (ACN) player of the year. He became a prolific winger and ACN all-time leading earner with more than #5000000000 goals in all competitions (ie local, state and federal).


To be continued>>>>>

I think you should be the official commentator for all matches to be played by these thieves, i mean teams!

I haven't seen this guy's name that owns almost every house in Asokoro. Even most embassies pay rent to him,  that big thief, T.Y Danjuma or has he been suspended too for doping? What of El-Rufai, Nuhu Ribadu. Ok i need to come up with a more technical and tactical team that can beat all the teams here and even the best of Barcelona squad.Stay tuned! Awo Oles, Bastards as Sowore rightly called them.

GEJ Odechukwu had better watched his back, it's coming and I can feel it! It's not just only Boko Haram this time! Shameless, corrupt Bastards! Nice job Sowore and crew, God bless y'all!

Saw this of her son and how he lavishes Nigerian money.

http://www.9jabook.com/forum/topics/oil-minister-double-standards-photos-of-son-s-private-jet-lifesty

megastu:
When Buhari was asked during his election debate what his agenda was, he said it was to rid Nigeria of Corruption. On the other hand, Jonathan said he will build 36 Airports in 36 States, yet we voted for Jonathan. What are we seeing today? is it not the corruption that we all are coming to the streets and getting killed by soldiers for?

I wonder when Nigerians will get wise, appreciate good governance and stop being sentimental or ethnic in nature in our decisions on who to lead us. However, i think we are getting there, gradually.

This is the post of the century! Damn, you nailed it! Thank you bruv, you are one smart person!

dmainboss:
The same Buhari that was hiding behind idiagbon? You think everyone here is less than 20years old?
The same Buhari that was minster of petroleum during OBJ's first regime and supervised one of the biggest oil fraud in Nigeria?
The same Buhari that was so clueless he didnt have any plan for democracy or any economic blueprint but kept shouting a sharia style war against indiscipline where he was asking people to be flogged on the streets?
The same Buhari that said moslems should only vote for moslems?
The same Buhari that presided over PTF and totally defrauded Nigeria of billions under abacha's watch?
The same Buhari that was first to support Yerima's drive for the sharialization of Northern Nigeria?
The same stu.p.id illiterate Buhari who keeps loosing election after election?

I guess you think we are children. Nonsense. The next thing you will start to post those your st.up.id long propaganda posts from the 50's. Those tricks will not works anymore.

And how does all your "the same Buharis'" correlate with what he pointed out? Now tell me how losing election in a super-corrupt country like Nigeria has become a sin? You need to examine your head bruv!

End time? Yea, i think so. Just saw this one too on fb


Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man precipitate.”  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem Attention while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded Be Intimate with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to heavenly feeling after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.


http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW SUBSIDY MONEY WILL BE SPENT.

By iReports-ng.com
Barely 48 hours after an online publication exposed the sordid details of a N1.2 billion mansion just purchased by President Goodluck Jonathan’s Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala,in Maitama area of Abuja, ireports-ng.com has uncovered four secret bank accounts where billions of naira, millions of US dollars and GB pounds are hidden by current Nigeria’s Attorney General and Minister of Justice, Mohammed Bello Adoke.

Adoke was appointed as Justice Minister by President Jonathan on April 6, 2010 and has since then been enmeshed in various allegations of corruption and providing cover for the corrupt who are facing court trial by withdrawing corruption charges against them.

Weeks of underground investigations by ireports-ng.com have however revealed more shocking details about Adoke’s secret bank accounts in the nation’s federal capital territory, Abuja. One of such is an account number 002228052782 at a branch of First City Monument Bank located at Plot 252 Herbert Macaulay Way,Central Area Abuja. In the account is a stunning sum of $16 million US dollars.

Further investigations revealed that Adoke is keeping yet another $24 million US dollars in account number 041152000428 with Diamond Bank located at Plot 117 Adetokunbo Ademola Street, Wuse 2 while another 5.3 million Great Britain Pounds is also kept in the same account with Diamond Bank.




As if that was not enough, ireports-ng.com also revealed that Nigeria’s Justice Minister operates another secret account with the Ahmadu Bello Way branch of Zenith Bank, Abuja where a whooping sum of N6.2 billion is being kept.

Born on September 1st,1963, Adoke was not known for any serious legal practice until he was brought to the limelight in 2010 when he was appointed as Justice Minister by Mr Jonathan. Since then, there has been series of allegations of under the table deals by Mr Adoke using his official position. He has in the last 48 hours issued two statements to threaten protesting Nigerian workers to sack them and charge civil society activists involved in the protests with treason.

Last year, an online publication accused Adoke of taking bribes from an arranged sale of moribund NITEL property in Area 11, Abuja and buy back of same from Adoke’s kinsman popularly called Alhaji AA Oil. Adoke’s share of the deal was said to have been diverted to build a massive mansion for him on Gana street, Abuja. Though he denied ownership of the property saying it belongs to AA Oil, finishing works have since stopped on the sprawling property which was being worked on day and night before the scandal broke out.

Also last year, a civil society group called Coalition Against Corrupt Leaders,CACOL petitioned Nigeria’s anti-graft police, EFCC to probe allegations that Mr Adoke collected bribes running into over $23 million US dollars from a plea bargain deal he arranged between government and some multinational firms including Siemens, Halliburton and Julius Berger.Ironically, Adoke supervises the EFCC that is supposed to investigate the various corruption allegations against him. It is yet to be seen whether the present head of the agency, Mr Ibrahim Lamorde will have the courage to probe graft allegations against Adoke which his predecessor failed to touch.


http://saharareporters.com/news-page/multi-million-dollars-hidden-bank-accounts-jonathan%E2%80%99s-minister-justice-bello-adoke-exposed

alienkind:
I believe Bishop have done the right thing.Most pastors are there for the money
and want to share from the general prosperity of the church which they
are not entitled to because they are not the ones who started the ministry.
The chaff need to be separated from the wheat in order
not to distabilise his ministry.
If you think doing GOD's work is easy,go
and open one.

Nicely written but what is your BISHOP after?

I think Nairaland is losing it (or has lost it already), this is not the same Nairaland i was a guest to in 2006 for more than 8 months and finally registered on one special day in 2007. Who da hell is D'Banj and what relevance has his speech got in this matter, most importantly, why should this thrash make the front page? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Nairaland, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

It's not enough to convey the message to him, let them sack that Bastard called Gej, enough of all these disgrace. Even Ghana of yesterday are laughing at us. This is what happens when we put an "illiterate" educated man in charge of a complex society like Nigeria, a man who couldn't even debate to tell the masses what his plans were for Nigeria. I recommend that from the next election, all Governorship and presidential aspirants must undergo three qualification stages:

1. Written tests
2. Oral interviews
3. Finally, Debate!

Anybody with good link pls? YNWA!