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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Careers/jobs People Dont Bother To Attend The Interviews by iykejackchree: 6:33pm On Sep 28, 2021
VeeVeeMyLuv:
No op is talking about jobs that one will trek, and trek and trek and trek until their shoes file reach the sole of their feet, while preaching pitching on the field nonstop only to collect 20k at month end.
Bro I once had a job like this in PH ooh (DSE), one of new generation Bank's ooh, Brotherly, if u see trekking, I trek so tey, I wan faint, and the bank no send u ooh, firstly ur employed under contract, your not entitled to promotion, no allowance, no insensitive to motivate u, there only interest is for u to go and bring deposit and open accounts, in the name of meet target. Funny enough, they know that is not easy for u to meet that target ooh, but when u come for meetings, they will insult u and ur parents. A lot of the Bank directors and chief executive where not employed under contract, they grew through the career path, with lots of insensitives that where encouraging...e reach my generation, them don change everything, economical the average Nigerian youth is not empowered. Guy if i tell u things way I carry my eyes see, u go pity me.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ever Been Mistaken For Somebody? by iykejackchree: 11:10pm On Sep 12, 2021
hahn:
Too many to count but let me share the most memorable ones.

When I was much younger I went to drink beer with a friend at Mega Plaza and as we walked in I noticed one lady staring at me then she started shouting "John! John!" so I looked at her and asked, "do I look like someone whose name is John" and she goes, "oh sorry, you look like my son who is in boarding school".

Another time I and some friends went to drink jedi jedi and smoke cigarettes in Ketu. While we were drinking on dude was staring at me then he asked me, "are you so-and-so?" and I just said no. Then he whispers to my guy in Yoruba and asks him, "is that not so-so-so?" and the idiot said "yes but he doesn't want people to know". The guy was so happy! Turns out I'm the son to his oga and he sees me every day at the factory. Next thing he orders for a bottle of red wine for me. grin

Me and my wife went to charge my laptop at one bar close to our house then. As we got into the bar one guy calls out to me like, "hey bro" and even though I don't know him I greet him back and he noticing I don't know him says, "are you not the one that comes to wash his benz at so-so-so car wash?". Seeing things were getting awkward I was like "oh, how your side?". Then he says, "join us". Oya na!

Free beer everywhere grin We later became friends sha

The most annoying one is when one dude was calling me "master" thinking I'm an Indian. I had to warn the guy seriously not to do that shit angry
See lamba��
CultureRe: About The Surnames Of Rivers State Indigenes by iykejackchree: 11:08am On Sep 05, 2020
Exmilitant:
maybe you are talking rubbish! Okrikans, kalabari, bonny and some elderly ijaws speaks igbo very fluently how come?
Okrika and Kalabari don't speak Igbo, the only ijaw community that speak Igbo is Bonny and Opobo and it was as a result of king jaja of opobo.pls go and read history
CultureRe: About The Surnames Of Rivers State Indigenes by iykejackchree: 11:04am On Sep 05, 2020
oneeast3:
DMGS, CKC and QRS are the oldest colleges in the old eastern region and they were all established by the British. It proves that the British settled more in Onitsha than Rivers state.
For the fact that they didn't establish schools doesn't mean that they didn't settle their.
The Anglican bell here in my community abonima, was sent by the Europeans from London, and my community name and date was well crested on it, it is said to be first bell that came from the Europeans.
CultureRe: About The Surnames Of Rivers State Indigenes by iykejackchree: 10:53am On Sep 05, 2020
Exmilitant:
The riverain people of rivers, delta and bayelsa were slaves enroute to the americas in the late seventeenth century they were freed by the british navy in the atlantic and dumped in those locations. The british gave them those names as means of identification. Overtime, a common language was developed among them. Bonny, calabari, engenni, nembe, brass, itsekiri, okrika, ogbia, and the ijaws. Although, some of them are outcast and renegades from igbos. Igbos calls them Olu.
Outcast and renegades from Igbo,
Oga, stop talking rubbish na, the ijaw people have existed for centuries without any relationship with the Igbos, they don't have anything in common, go and Read the history of king jaja, that was the only time Igbo people had to engage the ijaw people.
CultureRe: About The Surnames Of Rivers State Indigenes by iykejackchree: 10:43am On Sep 05, 2020
oneeast3:
Europeans came to Onitsha and settled down long before going to Niger Delta. Europeans established so many premier colleges in Onitsha like DMGS, CKC, CRK, etc, before even looking to the direction of Rivers state, but it didn't make the Onitsha people that started having contacts with Europeans way back in 1500AD to threw away their origin.
Stop talking about things you don't have any knowledge on, which Onitsha, The Europeans came through the hinterland and settled with the locals first, does Onitsha have have sea or ocean?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Lai Mohammed Orders NBC To Stop BBN Over COVID-19 – The Cable by iykejackchree: 12:19pm On Jul 25, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
Stop bbn for what??
If it is because of covid, they've taken the necessary precautions.
The housemates aren't up to 25 and they've been tested severally before entering the house.
If Lai Mohammed has any beef with multichoice,he should come out and say it.
Edo and ondo state elections are still going to hold.
With the crowd that will come out for campaign,no one is talking about stopping it.

Pls bbn isn't the problem of Nigeria!!!!
Developed countries have similar shows and it doesn't stop them from moving forward.
Don't shift all Nigeria's problems on bbn.
Big brother did not tell you to vote corrupt politicians into power.
hello ma'am/sir, I personally don't support the shutdown of BBn nija, but my little question is, what is the essence of that show?
SportsRe: Okocha: Missing Out On CAF POTY Award My Biggest Regret by iykejackchree: 2:36pm On Jul 17, 2020
HeavenlyBang:
Delusional. Okocha was never even a top 10 midfielder in the world. Played in the same era as Ballack, Scholes, Zidane, and was never near them. Never.
tell me this where the players u watched, u didn't watch JJ.
SportsRe: Okocha: Missing Out On CAF POTY Award My Biggest Regret by iykejackchree: 2:00pm On Jul 17, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Okocha nor play successful football
He was just dribbling and more of a ball juggler
He got no football sense
He contributed nothing and no impact in football
No marked effect and influence....
Neymar is even more of a Ball juggler than the okocha but neymar get football sense and seriousness join he own anyday anytime twice on Friday or rather twice on the day he dey represent Brazil

If you like quote me and insult me because you are a Nigerian

Me also na Nigerian but i must say the truth...he nor play better football....kanu the papilo was the real niggarrr
Nigerians....thier sense of judgement, reasoning and rationale is gone.....
first thing first, how old are you?
because if you watch okocha, during 1996 Olympics, okocha's effort was monometal in Nigeria winning that competition, during the 1993 German season, his goal was awarded the best goal of the season.
in 1998, his move to PSG made him the most expensive player in Africa as at then.
when he came to England and played for Bolton Wanderers FC, he was made the captain of team because of his contribution to move the club away from relegation zone.
in 1994, he was among the super eagles players that won the African cup of Nations.
I'm not sure, if you watched JJ, cus he was called JJ for a reason, u think if he was from Europe, u would written those things against him?
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Presents Disputed Certificates As INEC Lists 14 For Edo Governorship by iykejackchree: 11:05am On Jul 01, 2020
OPPPS:
It's a matter of time, if he has presented the one with Obasek to INEC again.
The one with obasek, is the NYSC , which was an error
FoodRe: Never Knew There Was Meat In My Compound During This Lockdown by iykejackchree: 3:21pm On Jun 26, 2020
doggedfighter:
Seems people are now competing on who will eat the weirdest animals.

Leaving me wondering if we're in a war situation where people eat almost anything to survive.
Op, is openly celebrating and eating rats with heaps of Santana while joyfully and gleefully uploading pictures. tongue

And even giving the rats names to reassure his stomach.

Hopefully this pandemic will soon be over so sanity and normalcy will return.

For no one can predict the kind of things some will eat if it lingers. cheesy
oga that one no be rat oh, na rabbit, the one way way them dey kill for bush oh.
PoliticsRe: FFK: Rivers, Change Port Harcourt Name, Here Is Why by iykejackchree: 10:16am On Oct 05, 2019
SLAP44:
The name of the city was Igweocha, named because when our ancestors were approaching the ocean, there are no more jungle land to provide cover, instead they will be seeing a open heaven where the ocean reflects skywards causing some heavy contrast. The next generation called it Pitakwa.

Igweocha should replace the imported name of Port Harcourt.
Make ikwerre people na catch you for these rubbish way u write for here oh, you go come all the way from ngokpala, come tell them their own history
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Commissions Ogbum-nu-abali Fruit Garden Market by iykejackchree: 10:16pm On Sep 24, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Someone from Niger delta tribe - Rivers state should come and tell me the meaning of OGBUM-NU-ABALI.



Let it not be the meaning am thinking.


Igboson1.

Good one Wike.
They are two communities fused into one, we have orou gbum and orou Abali.They are mostly referred to as ogbum "nu" abalone
PoliticsRe: Onnoghen’s Response To Code Of Conduct Bureau Query Revealed: INNOCENT? by iykejackchree: 11:25am On Feb 01, 2019
hustler2828:
I sorry for una well well Onoghen, Buhari, and all other rogues called politicians are busy enjoying their lives with their families. And you are all here quoting stupid laws, and arguing nonsense with your cheap phones and 2mb subscriptions.
Do these people give a bleep about your esxistence? Nigeria politicians are not worth arguing for. They are all thieves. Non is without sin down from the highest office in the country to the lowest, they are criminals.
God bless you my dear, two bottle of Heineken for u.
PoliticsRe: Charlyboy, protesters storm US Embassy over Buhari’s removal of CJN Onnoghen by iykejackchree: 11:36am On Jan 27, 2019
freemanbubble:
Isoright
I just dey wonder how Bros j go dey feel now
I mean Bros Jonathan
The guy just suffri relax make we dey enjoy our change
He nor dey talk at all
watin u want make em talk, you guys haven't seen any thing yet
SportsRe: Victor Moses Completes Fenerbahce Medical by iykejackchree: 9:33pm On Jan 24, 2019
ComradeShegs:
Congrats to him.

First to comment..So abeg, Lalasticlala, what do u give to pple who occupy this spot?

Anyway I dedicate this to my incoming presido. #ATIKU #LetsGetNigeriaWorkingAgain.
See as APC boys dey look u

SportsRe: Super Eagles Stroll On The Streets Of Uyo Ahead Of Match. Photos by iykejackchree: 4:11pm On Oct 07, 2017
Homeboiy:
Over confidence go make una loose today
See as ezenwa de form foreign base grin
no be small tin my brother
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Airforce One Just Landed by iykejackchree: 4:52pm On Aug 19, 2017
hardship is back dasoll
PoliticsRe: Cash Recovered From Andrew Yakubu's Bunker In Kaduna By EFCC (Photos) by iykejackchree: 5:58pm On Feb 10, 2017
dont be surprise that these money will be relooted...
PoliticsRe: Wike Visits Agip Oil Company by iykejackchree: 8:13pm On Jul 12, 2016
GENT95:
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike """""""""""pls is dis man an igbo man??
drshrewd:
grin please construct the road so that we can commission and add it to our list of achievement grin

grin hahaahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wike is a clown grin

grin wike commissioning peoples' projects since Amaechi banished that ineffective buffoon to Utueke cheesy
GENT95:
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike """""""""""pls is dis man an igbo man??
[quote author=drshrewd post=47467948][color=#990000][b] grin please construct the road so that we can commission and add it to our list of achievement grin

grin hahaahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wike is a clown grin

guy dis one way you dey hate like dis, E be like say APC losing for RS still dey pain you oh.

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