use reverse psychology for her.
it works all d time.....

thank me later.

he did not evn kiss her sef.......

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peterjero:
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how is the eclipse in your area........

same here

i have all except for no 1

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CONTINUATION OF THE ROBERT MUGABE QUOTES

>>> 2016 Collections...

1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.


3. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!


4. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.


5. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.


6. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.

7. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

8. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.

9. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.

10. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.

11. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

12. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line!.

>>> 2015 Collections... By DKA

13. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

14. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

15. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.”

16. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

17. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

18. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.


19. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.

20. My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

ErnieSmallzz:
is nt their fault, its cos they don't pay b4 creating thread. SEUN! u nid 2 start collecting money!

anoda fool in d makin

slyIsaac:
TF is tis? ....oga get ur perverted mind in check joor....

fool dd i put a gun to ur neck to comment....... Some idiots on nl cant mind dere businnes

i keep wonderin bcus yesterday i went to visit a frend of mine...so a pretty girl passed with with boobs and fresh laps xposed bcus of d short gown she was wearin and some of the girls there were 'she as she dress she no evn gt shame' nd mind u most of d girls dere were xposin dere boobs too ooo..... Now my question is 'why is it dat girls jealous themselves? U xpose breast...person com xpose both breast nd laps u dey vex.......

AnnTee:
Rest in Peace Hetty, say hello to my mom and Dad for me.

u go tell me if she no ur papa nd ur mama

hw do i gt to nairaland frm oshodi? Nd by d way is linda ikeji on nairaland.??