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Na now I confirm say NL pple dey ment... How u go say na 0.05kg na him the pastor wan traffic??... Where the smallest cannabis sales boys they hold up to 10kg... The pastor just wan use wetin God create hold body... Or him wan use am for experiment.

E be things be happening...


Wahala be like peer pressure...

NwaAmaikpe:





I think you should marry her.

Why would you let her being a cheat get in the way of what you share?

I can not pay 20k monthly subscription on kpekus since March 2021 till date and let it go down the drain just because I know the woman is no good to my future.

It doesn't matter if she cheats on you, talks back at you, demands equality or isn't homely, what matters is love.
As long as you love her, the least you can do for a lady who stood by you when you had nothing is to stand by her and be supportive of all her dreams.

As she's gone to church, surprise her.
Watch some YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect Sunday stew or read up some of Pocohontas 's cooking topics so you can serve her the best possible meal with an apology letter for being irresponsible enough not to warm the chicken this morning.

That's how to pamper a woman.

If she wants to go hang out with other men, just beg her not to sleep over with them. If she insists she wants to sleep over with them, beg her not to have sex with them. If she insists she wants to have sex with them, then beg her to tell them not to cum inside her.

But if they do and she brings back a bastard baby home, allow the Christian in you love her and the baby just like Christ has loved the church.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be scared of anything. Just be reassured that no matter how many preeks she fvcks outside, she'd be back to you.
All you need is love.

My Bible tells me in 1st John 4:18 that "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear,"

Work on yourself, throw away your insecurities, spend more time in the kitchen, learn to treat that woman like a queen and don't stop loving her for the peril she is.

You have 5months to prepare a mind-blowing public proposal and 8months to happily walk into your unhappy future, now is the time to hire the best event planners so you create a lasting impression.

The good part is that if you marry her, you won't need to be paying that 20k monthly subscription. You can then channel it to buying Valium 5 for the sleepless nights she's going to torment you with.

Over to Lalasticlala and the other elders.

Best advice I have seen on nairaland... This kind advice na reverse psychology settings...


Op that girl has a serious boyfriend... All those time you left her, she has moved on... Know this and know peace.

You don baff... I dey very sure say u no reach top 10 for una street... U come here come dey wyn us... Getat

Oti zhe...

Compuro:
As usual. That's why you're on the same level. Calling everything scam. Please swerve

Shut you stupid ass... No proper explanation, yet you want people to chat you up, you made it seems as if the job description will be ABC... Little did they know there are going to pay 500k or bring one person that will bring another person that will bring another... Scumbag...

Simple guys always suffer...

Low budget nollywood

Scam...

Na white supremacist create this picture...

You need to stop this Igbo wer u dey smoke

Something wer steady doggy go make big... Ena dey endanger ena life... Lol

Candidlady:
Lmao

Iam sure you aren't referring to me... Ifell in love with a being like me!! And biologically idont think the being can get me pregnant


Say something else

No vex... Ur case is critical...

No worry after defamation stage... Them no fit do you anything again.... Just hold on till after then... Anybody wer call you say loan app send them shity message, just tell the person say na scam... The worst they can do is to report you to your contacts...

Candidlady:
You ain't financially buoyant to father a child but that didn't stop you from getting erection and dividing in raw!!! You and girl are both silly..


Wicked beings

Modified: you met her January started dating February had sex that same month ?

Where do you guys find people like this? Is love that cheap?

That girl is a nonsense girl !!!

Na this kind girl they carry belle go house... From school.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

~Albert Einstein

Sure thing, as a guy u must meet one or two especially in school... You should stay away from them and keep your doings anonymous... Them go dey fear to trespass... Bunch of nonentities

Bros this your oppression don dey too much oooo...

8inches... Where una dey see this dickBig from??

Newboss:
You're talking about rape. You don't even know that it's rape.

If you're hanging her legs without her consent, you're raping her. It might not have started as rape.

Be careful with that. Just cum and be going. The shorter the sex the better for the man. When a girl starts saying stop stop stop and you're not stopping, you're raping her.

OMO, Thanks man for the heads up... ladies wahala too many...

When my girl wrong me, I deal with her in bed... Real men beat ladies in bed... By the time u hang her leg for 1hr... She go dey respect you...

Datboredberry na you I wan dash my car oooo

Shaved or no shaved... All join

She go step on acceleration instead of break... Break dey fail most times when vehicle dey on high speed, which in this case the speed is not that high due to the level of damage...

9*7...

Feminist don drop Writeup lol

Op it's been almost 3days naw, u dey meant ni? Why all this suspense naw?

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RemiAbdulSamad:
e pass little crack o

This wan na crackers..

We gats ready for anything oooo... If chaos happen naw we can't defend ourselves against Egypt, south Africa and Algeria... God help Nigeria

this wan no be little crack naw...