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School: NDSSO (Native Doctor School of Sorcery Ogun.)

Things... What is the name of the movie??

Lordcassy:
Who cares really!!....men charted the stars in the universe, build civilization and technology....I'm suppose to know when your period comes in every month...if women where in charge...we would still be in huts

Comrade reduce the volume... The tempo is too high lol

Op you are suffering from erectile dysfunction... How ur pimpim go loose stands just because of few layers... Even if the undies reach 30... A complete man will be able to do his manly duties irrespective of the obstacles... Op u need watermelon and data.

Na ur spirit dey write this tale ni

Share link... No dey behave like millennials

I understand what the op is saying because I'm facing the same problem... So I device my own solution... Because of my handsomeness I can get pass any gate without much questions asked... And most girls don't take me seriously... I normally tell ladies I will rape them and there will just laugh... But if another guy makes that statement they will be furious... To get girls I like to be serious with me I just have to prove to them that girls don't take me serious and she will fall... And also show them that a lot of girls want you but you want her... That's all.

Bro virtual bet9ja pass drinking oooo... Shebi drinking u go hang around with friends and at least money go still dey ur hand after much flenjor... I wish I can trade my addiction with you.

Whatdidyousay:
God bless you all for reading.

God bless ur new mindset OP

Omo...

2braithe:
For dating, you need to lower your standards.Go after ladies that don't get much attention from guys.
Insecure ladies are also easy.

For just sexx,just be good in bed

NB:This is not in anyway to encourage taking advantage of women, fornicating and sleeping with married women.
This is strictly for educational purposes!

I swr u no well...

Omo... Make I use ur story console myself... Ur case worse pass my own... But if I continue this virtual thing, I will surely end up like u... God abeg no let my case reach this op own... Virtual don chop all my money... On Saturday I had 33k in my account and over 3k in my pocket, as I dey like this now I no get reach 5h... but I get food stuff wer fit last me for 20days. My last 200 now I wan go stake odds 30-50... E fit come.

Telling a girl you love her without spending on her... Spend your money and time with her for one week... After that she go believe say u love her.... If not you are speaking rubbish...

Op... Go join cult, join ogboni and use the guy for sacrifice... If ur mind no too strong go join all this small small frat... Just pretend as if u get mind... Most people can't tell the difference.

Women be ruining men lives since the beginning of time... Ask Adam wetin eve use him eyes see.

Shirt do £5million... Chai, if I fit see 1million naira like this I will be the happiest man on earth...

I had this girlfriend neighbour in Lagos that have a boyfriend... One day the boyfriend came around to visit her... She is my next door neighbor... In the night I come dey hear moaning, I dey hear tatatatatata... That's how the next day me too carry my girlfriend come, for night as my neighbor and her boy friend start their rounds na so me too start my rounds... We come they do competition of tatatatata and loud moaning... So in other words she cheated on me with her serious bf and I also cheated on her with my side chick... One one God no go vex...✌�

I can relate... The best way to treat them is to score higher than them... Der go nearly
Mad lol...

Freestyle those people jor... The worse they can do na to send message gee ur contacts... If anybody call you say loan app call them or text then consigning ur loan... Tell the person say na scammers them be, truly they are scammers because how can u collect a loan of 50k and pay 90k... That's 80% interest... If them call u block them asap...

Back in my 100L when I stayed in the hostel b4 moving out... I normally sneak this girl to my room at night... We where four in the room... Na so I go dey give this girl for night... The next morning my bunk mate go dey tell me say... I dey shake bed for night...lol, after I get my own room I knack the girl to stupor...

Me that lost 25k... I've not been able to sleep since

Bro scarcity promotes greed... I remember when I got a job with Microsoft, there is always staff food, for the first one week I was eating as if It's do or die... But when I saw the food is ever flowing my mentality changed...

Since there is a contradiction, that the stories was not a fiction... It actually happened... But stories been told by two different people will always have a personality effect... Which changes some lines... But the end Will always be same

Omo this wan don pass f*ckUp ooo.... Ur own na f*ckUpper

God when me too go get settings like this op?

Op ur problem is spiritual... U go see girl for outside, she big. The moment she come ur side she go small. Go wash ur head with salty river water... Your village pple get plans to turn u gay.

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