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BlueRayDick:
Because Ten Hag has a family to feed, the God of our father Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin will uphold Ten Hag's job!

Kaymaxi2222:
Omo indrive Na rate person at all sha.......see the cars wey den want make I dey compete with for trips

[color=royalblue]Tomato sellers at Mile 12 can have a feel of it naa

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iamoyindamola:
I they suspect the one way use Chelsea as surname

iamoyindamola:
If wike is not happy, itsrm can't be happy

pope191:
Where Dapo 😂 they don deh use dollars pay ooo

[color=royalblue]Aboki no go price am well

You for collect your naira abeg

Na from $20 make sense[/color]

dapotemi:
O por leti...but this faded plate is something else o..My VIO contact categorically informed me that they gave instructions to FRSC, Police and VIO to start stopping vehicles with faded plate...He knew I have one so he called me to let me know...I got this info today and coming online to see this..shit is real then..i have gotten a contact from someone that will repaint for me, though it's illegal as I was told but I might give it a try...I was told he's been doing a decent job...I spoke to him and he ask for 5k...sample of the last one he did.

[color=royalblue]Sad news...They will still book you even though it is like this.

You can do it, depending on when you budget for a new one.

I don't know why it is the fault of the car owner that the plate they made is fading[/color]

KingTom:
It's just plain madness. It actually shows they never had any intention of apprehending him

[color=royalblue]I totally agree..

You kept shouting how you want Bello arrested

The man entered your premises, and no one made a move of even touching the helm of his garment

The moment he left, they started throwing tantrums.

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Jokerman:
🚨🚨🌕| Erik ten Hag’s future at #mufc will be decided at an executive summit tomorrow. Ruud van Nistelrooy is favoured as a caretaker replacement should a change be made. [@JamieJackson___]

[color=royalblue]God abeg

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GloriousGbola:
kogi where the thuggish governor did his best to fk over dangote cement?
dey dia



white rat knows the games he is playing with his attempts to play with public perception. EFCC declared the man wanted. efcc was not inviting him for an interview

[color=royalblue]That still does not exonerate the agency for being confused.

He was at their parking lot. Why didn't anybody apprehend him there?

It means the agency doesn't even have any intel.[/color]

odizeey:
If them score De Gea 10 goals yesterday, e for make sense.
Nice one

[color=royalblue]But Onana didn't chop goals this weekend naa?

Which one be De Gea course outline for here?

Use the door, abeg [/color]

KingTom:
Make e defeat Tinubu first abeg

OasisX:


......lets assume Lagos is a swing State. As a PBAT loyal Supporter, if I refer you I get paid. If you refer iamoyindamola you get paid. This is simple to get nah.

[color=royalblue]If you don't refer me, and i use my hand to fill the form

Will i get paid?[/color]

OasisX:


.....stop playing bruh. Like you don't know anyone paid will more likely vote for Trump?! LOL!

[color=royalblue]You don't even understand what you read

He is not paying the person that fills the form!

Read it again, and tell me the person Musk wants to pay.
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OasisX:


.....Oga it is, the motive is clear and swing states are picked for a reason.

[color=royalblue]So who's vote will he buy?

The registered voter who will not collect one cent but fills the form?

Make it make sense, Sheikh.
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nateevs:
Alhaji dead that. No player in the world would be passing from there. If you happen to find the rare genius who makes a pass from there, you should worship him for life.

[color=royalblue]He is talking about the second shot oh

After the keeper saved the first, a pass was absolutely possible.

Not blaming Palmer too for taking the shot again, but yes, a pass would have worked.

The keeper was just exceptional sha.[/color]

OasisX:


......packaging looyatọ jọ. LOL!

[color=royalblue]Anything wey you call am is allowed, but if you read it objectively, he has not bought anybody's vote.

If you refer a registered voter to sign, I'll give you $47.

Political parties had people going door to door to encourage people to register for PVC. I am very sure those people were paid.

Is that vote buying?[/color]

OasisX:



.....I want to believe this ain't a vote buying strategy in a saner clime?!

[color=royalblue]He is not paying anybody that signs the form

Read it again, without matches and bread in your mind [/color]

GloriousGbola:
I had to Google Victoria Effiong to see the woman with this strong jazz. In this hard economy guys are being obtained like this.

[color=royalblue]The guy must really have money.

For him to go the legal route.

Person wey broke go don organise boys wey go come collect the properties back.[/color]

iamoyindamola:
It doesn't stop there, I think you can prosecute those ladies who collect transport money without showing up

[color=royalblue]You send 5k for transport. She doesn't come

Then you
1) Pay transport to go to the Police station and report

2) Settle dem for counter and write statement

3) Drop money for IPO wey go follow up the case with the girl

4) Then she no gree refund, and then you head for the court.

5) Pay the necessary fees to file the case

Should i go on, Sodiq? [/color]

[color=royalblue]I can imagine the laughter wey go dey flow inside court.



Funny case[/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/8232797/police-arraign-woman-refusing-marry

larride:
If say Chelsea win, izzou and his band of paraga drinking Chelshit fans go don rush come here to type nonsense.

Thunder fire that bald fraud called Ten Hang and and double thunder strike izzou left balls.

[color=royalblue]Scumchester United cannot be revived this season.

If you sack ETH, there's no top tier coach available to replace him. So na to just manage the stinker wey Bruno and Starboy Anthony go drop every match day

The club is doomed this season

DOOMCHESTER UNITED![/color]

BlueRayDick:
Am I the only one that has problem with this Booku mart business model and have a feeling that their business model is not sustainable in the long run?

I mean the way their branches spring up almost everywhere, the whole thing looks like it's all backed up by emotions and not real business sense.

For example there's an area I do drive pass. The stretch of that road on Google map is 5.8km and there are 3 Booku mart on that single road. 2 of the outlets had been in operation for over a year now and the 3rd one was recently opened on the same road. They are just separated by few bus stops from each other.

How will they breakeven if as business owner selling groceries u have 3 outlets competiting for the same customers who live within the space of 15 minutes drive? They will have to run diesel generator or NEPA light througout their opening hours, pay staff, pay land use charge and other government taxes and rates for all 3 outlets. The crazy part is there are couple of other supermarket not named Booku on that same axis who sell almost the same thing they sell.

Then there are customers who would rather buy some of their groceries from a major market that is not far from the area.


I may be wrong, but I have placed Booku on a watch list of businesses that may fail in the nearest foreseeable future.

[color=royalblue]Well, until you access their books, you may not know why they have 3 outlets on the same road.

While it is no longer news that retail stores, petrol stations, real estate and hotels are cover ups for illegal incomes, dem fit get a good reason why they decided to open more.

I have never eaten Bokku bread. I don't even intend to sef.[/color]

[color=royalblue]I remember those days in Enugu, when Shoprite just came to Polo park.

Na so i go dey queue for bread. Chai. I fall my hand.

And just outside the Polo park, there was another eatery; Celebrities, that had a better and tastier bread.

Lord, thank you for delivering me from such iberibeism.[/color]

KingTom:

[color=royalblue]Apologies, my Lord

It wasn't intentional[/color]

Ihebu4chelsea:
Izzuo, with all due respect ,. You need to learn how to stand one side. Is writing election results now a new thing? Fubara did nothing special. Besides oasix and other Apc guys wants Wike to remain politically relevant in River's state , so that he can repeat what he did during the last general election. It's very simple. Stop acting as if Sim did something new!!

[color=royalblue]What happened in the last election in Rivers state, SIM was part of it.

Are you also aware or have you forgotten so soon?

I am not saying Wike should godfather anybody, but i have no prayer of success for the bald Ten Haag

So when i see him been cheered as the next brave man after Alexander the great, i can't help but laugh.
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Itsrm:
Election does not need to hold there na

The results were already written in government house. That's why they didn't bother printing result sheets. They knew it was just a waste of money.

Meanwhile, no one is hailing reverend father and asking Obi and Obaseki to learn from him

[color=royalblue]It will not fit the agenda now.

Set awon risk takers

People dey write results, swear in LGA Chairmen on Sunday, and that's what Obi should learn from.[/color]

OasisX:


.....Mbah is determined to succeed and prove he ain't in the office to taking selfies or dancing to all sorts of sounds.

[color=royalblue]Mbah narrowly escaped losing in 2023.

The only way to win the heart of the people is to work and weaken any soft spot they have for LP.(Talking about governorship).

I don't like Chimaroke, but i must admit that he raised many boys that grew. Maybe because he wasn't the godfather type.[/color]

raumdeuter:
Na so dem talk about Obaseki and Oshiomole

[color=royalblue]Obaseki's own has to be the worst "falling of hand" we have seen in ages.[/color]

Nezzjnr:
🔴 Erik ten Hag: “It’s the fourth clean sheet this season”.

“You can see we had very good organisation and togetherness”.

“There was good character and good spirit as a team. Determined, resilient”.

Amigoss:
Let the common sense politicking make him win in 2027 na,we saw it with Akpata few weeks ago...

No matter how vexed we are,your continuous support and votes for APC in Lagos supercedes whoever we are going to be voting....Until APC Lagos fall,na clowning in disguise of voting we dey do

[color=royalblue]Okay sir.

Your opinion was well written, typed and filed for future reference[/color]

Amigoss:
It must be obi because he is who I support,his docility is the reason the obidient movement has lost its momentum,you wouldn't understand this because you are Obi (federal)and Apc(Lagos and other states)....

[color=royalblue]So he should protest against hardship, but just for Obidients, shey?

Make it make sense

If yoy like call, me CPC. The man is applying common sense; something that isn't common, and once again, i am pleased with that.

I am glad you and Kenneth are very angry. 2027, ensure you leave the weak candidates and vote the strong ones.

I really hope you guys become very very, sore vexed, and channel that energy into voting Kabaka or whoever fits the description of your imaginations

Let us hear word with this protest of a thing.[/color]

swiz123:
Ogun should do me a favor and kill Enzo.