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Jodera:
Sterling vs Chelsea attackers
Donstan: This is Sterling stats in the last six seasons, if e sure anybody bring any Chelsea legend dead or alive with such consistency

Rice Vs EPL DMs
Donstan: This is Rice stats this season. If e sure anybody bring any DM with better stats than him this season. In fact only Rodri and fab is better and that's because he plays in an inferior team

Mount Vs Havertz
Donstan: This is mount stats this season 29g/a. If I hear any havertz fans talk say him better pass mount eh?



E come reach Mane Vs Salah

Donstan : sHoW mE SaLAh aFCon



E no choke??

[color=royalblue]Quite choking from the greatest analyser of football to ever thread these streets

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donstan18:
So Redmond and Richarldson are better than Mane?

See Wetin you dey do Yourself.

[color=royalblue]Na me create the stat?

In possessing in the final third, Yes Redmond and Richarldson are better than Mane.

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larride:
Eko o ni baje oh

[color=royalblue]Itesiwaju Ipinle Eko lo je wa logun[/color]

[color=royalblue]Just look at a stat we haven't even considered on this street.

Ahhh. Salah won't make heaven.

I'm sure if it was increased to Most Possession in final 2/3, Salah would still top Mr Carrier [/color]

popizaino:
I see it was the same klopp system he had at Fiorentina when he ran riot against conte's Juventus defence.

The fact that messi lost the world cup finals to muller doesn't make Muller a better player than messi. Find another excuse bobo alamala.

[color=royalblue]You're going too far

Mane and Salah played in the same team.

One was carried according to Dondon

Let him show us the proof[/color]

Expert17:
So Jodera and Izzou wan choke Donstan with LLLLLLLL for midnight

[color=royalblue]No space to breathe

Restricting his airflow is the mission tonight[/color]

Unlimited22:
izzou good morning sir.
With all due respect you're a mad man sir

[color=royalblue]My gee.

I'm coming for therapy this morning[/color]

[color=royalblue]I have never seen Donstan this helpless before

Donstan wey I know go don twist one stat come out.

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[color=royalblue]Let's give Donstan some time.

There has to be one stat somewhere. [/color]

donjazet:
My nigga, did you not see that picture I just shared?

14 innocent babies just died because of erratic power supply. Power supply that fashola who was hailed as one of the best governors in Nigeria promised to fix.

Think of this deeply, 14 parents just lost their babies because of a failed system.

I can relate because I lost my own relatives because of a failed system.
Nigeria can happen to anybody. How do you not get emotional seeing people still defend this government and parade their propaganda talking points?

[color=royalblue]Buhari failed us long time ago naa. That one no be news

But for your screenshot, we should also blame Wike.

I know Lagos has this IPP that ensures government hospitals, buildings and court houses have power like 20 hours a day. Wike should have done that for his people too. He has the allocation to carry such.

It's really sad sha. Terrible leaders[/color]

Jodera:
Na why dem add the £1k. Ordinarily, e for be £99k dem for pay am

[color=royalblue]Hahahahahahahahaha[/color]

popizaino:
They are talking attackers you are talking about midfielders.

[color=royalblue]The man I was waiting for.



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donjazet:
It really pains me when you defend this party. To God if I talk my mind, na another fight go start, but I take God beg you, grow a conscience, just look at this breaking news that happened this night while you are here defending this old thief and grow a conscience.

I'm sorry I'm emotional, but I react soo badly to irrational and illogical things.

This government has been a complete DISASTER and here you are, still trying to create positive narratives.
May Nigeria not happened to you as it has happened to these 14 innocent babies this night.

[color=royalblue]Yes, you are.

Any small thing dey ginger you. Why? [/color]

larride:
I'm not trying to convince you though. Nothing I say will make you vote for Tinubu, so why bother?

[color=royalblue]Maybe if he decamped to SDP, I might consider

But APC needs to be punished for how they wrecked this country[/color]

Jodera:
Cos the sterling Rice and others wey you dey hype with stats na club you dey use.

Let's finish with "your consistent stats metric" fest before we go to miscellaneous.

Show us the stats wey Mane take dey carry Salah for Liverpool

[color=royalblue]Most prayerful Muslim

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Jodera:


Na Cane dem use pursue am sef. Who wan dash am one farthing. Him think say Liverpool go beg am

[color=royalblue]Mane: Mr Henry, I'd like an increase or I might consider leaving

Mr Henry: You better make it quick, and please shut the door behind you

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raumdeuter:
With his sweet mouth that won't be a problem. Even female church members go dey throw bra give am

[color=royalblue]Larride mouth no sweet like that. He only knows how to arm himself with information.

And you know how church members can be sometimes, even after you Don talk for 2 hours[/color]

donstan18:
Na only EPL them dey play?

[color=royalblue]If you apologize for your misyarn, I would reason with you and understand your point

These gragra won't help us currently

Show us Mane's superior stats to Salah in the EPL[/color]

larride:
Calm down first now.

[color=royalblue]Okay. I'll try [/color]

donstan18:
Raw talent and football abilities don’t need Klopp’s system to excel.

[color=royalblue]We dey talk EPL naa.

No amala turning, please [/color]

larride:
Calm down and let the party come up with a V.P ticket first.

The party will chose a V.P that will give them the numbers required to win.

[color=royalblue]Is it a Northern Christian like you postulated?

Or, you can just ordain me a prophet, please [/color]

Jodera:
I tell you Baba!!
I don dey screenshot those stats for future reference

[color=royalblue]Donstan no go bring am up again.

Him don surrender[/color]

Jodera:
You mean Interceptions, clearance, defensive blocks, tackles??

No wonder was earning 100k with such stats like defender

[color=royalblue]No wonder Liverpool didn't even consider to add one farthing to his wage.

They know who matter most[/color]

donstan18:
Mane>> Salah

One has left to prove himself elsewhere again as usual, the other mugu is still hiding under Klopp’s system.

[color=royalblue]Mane is greater than Salah in your football manager.

It has to be the only place[/color]

raumdeuter:
After politics, Larride should be a pastor. His power of persuasion is unrivaled. He can convince you that buhari is actually Jubril El Sudani

[color=royalblue]Larride no get the temperance for Pastors oh

E fit begin curse members if offering basket no full[/color]

Jodera:
God bless Andro.id17 for those pix. Even though say no be him intention be that

[color=royalblue]Android17 would forever be remembered in our hearts

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Jodera:
Oga all these ones na merry go round.

Prove with stats that Mane is greater than Salah or else stop capping about stats when your fellow Chelsea fans are using eyes test to rate sterling and Rice. Else as Iz.zou said, bring Attacking stats that shows that Mane was carrying Salah.

E no hard.

[color=royalblue]Let's permit some defensive stats.

There has to be something for Donstan [/color]

donstan18:
National bragging rights just left the group chat...

[color=royalblue]Let me hear that Mane is greater than Salah rubbish here again

Abomination [/color]

donstan18:
National achievements.

[color=royalblue]My only issue with you on these streets is that you don't like to swallow your L.




Salah no even give you small bragging rights. E collect everything, come leave small for KDB

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Jodera:
See as him dey dodge the question.

[color=royalblue]Salah use my guy wipe ground.

Whoever posted those pictures should be banned by Mukky. Such height of wickedness

Even stats wey we no regard for here, Salah bully Mane collect am[/color]

donstan18:
Salah flopped in EPL pre-Klopp

Mane didn’t flop, but performed very well in Soton.

I don’t know how you judge football, but there’s a reason Modric will always be rated ahead of Rakitic despite below...

[color=royalblue]Ohh.. We have entered Pre-Klopp now

Nothing concerns me with Modric and his blood brother. The topic is Mane the carrier, and Salah the carriere

Show us just one stat that puts Mane ahead. That's not too much to ask from the Don himself [/color]

Jodera:
Which criteria you wan use

Team achievements or individual achievements or stats?

[color=royalblue]Or. ...something more to football than stats [/color]