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Havertz10:
he hasn’t released his manifesto, we are waiting

To me, he is a story teller, there are pictures of him bribing people to vote, I honestly don’t rate the guy at all and don’t even get me started on his voice, how anybody can listen to that guy talk without feeling uneasy about his voice is baffling

Havertz10:
if we dig into all these stories, we know what we will find, but you guys should enjoy before i’m called a killjoy

[color=royalblue]The man should just tell us his plans and leave all this sanctimonious stories

All of them are the same.

He was Atiku's vice in the last election.. Probably collected his 9k dolls and voted.

Let him tell us his plans and let's see if it's feasible.
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Havertz10:
your Korean appliance should show us what he won last season

[color=royalblue]Which position will he play next season, so he can outscore Ronaldo?

LWF
RMF
FFR

With time, he would beg to go on loan to Leverkusen. Make we finish with Lakaka first[/color]

BlueMann:
Plus 14 assists. Though I agree that he was very underwhelming.

But I have to ask, wetin inspire this trophy/stats speech wey u give so? Izzit Iniesta?

[color=royalblue]It's Fraudniesta oh

Any small thing, they compare him with Frankie.

If we bring out their individual stats, they disappear into oblivion

Quite annoying [/color]

[color=royalblue]If I bring out Fraudvertz report sheet here, you will start talking about Putin and blasphemy

This isn't about Messi.

I just need to get us thinking clearly again [/color]

[color=royalblue]Messi was a flop last season. If his fanboys like, they can come and cry here. He FLOPPED last season.

6 Ligue goals in French league. A very useless league if you ask me

If all PSG attackers scored only 6 goals each, I don't think they would qualify for UCL

But because FLOPNEL carry trophy, e no matter

Instead, we leave that one, dey talk about Ibinabo Fiberesima cup wey e carry

Stats brethren....Stats[/color]

[color=royalblue] While Benzema and Valverde were working their asses off in training, Hazard was taking bathroom breaks to receive his MacDonald order of Burger and Puff Puff

15 years later, he would be a pundit, and then we would see

EDEN HAZARD
UCL WINNER 21/22 SEASON

Meanwhile, e no contribute offside goal sef to reach final[/color]

[color=royalblue]Son has 23 EPL goals from Open play this season. Not even a penalty

Sterling has 13 goals. A Hooge difference of 10 goals

20 years from now, your kids would be arguing on Nairaland and eulogizing Sterling because of the trophy, forgetting that one man outscored him but his team didn't win it.

Trophies don't tell any story. Individual stats do[/color]

[color=royalblue]I will never subscribe to the thought that a player should be judged by trophies. NEVER

A player should always be judged by his individual stats

Trophy na Parapo efforts. Almost every player's hand was on deck to win it. Only individual stats would reveal that player's effort

That said, Scamdres Fraudniesta remains the usual [/color]

Oasis007:


That FP eh..... una wey dey comment on FP Posts,I salute una. Most of posters on FP topics are Teengers, jobless Adults and so on.

It's simply for entertaining to me, especially Posts on Drugs Traffickers, Yahoo boys, Ritualists, IPOB and Bandits. You gonna laugh hard till your Ribs are most likely to break.

[color=royalblue]If the post support Obi, na so him fanboys go dey type the same thing for the first page

The same goes for Tinubu

Nothing intelligent or conversational.

Omo, make APC give Tinubu or anybody, make my eye rest[/color]

[color=royalblue]I'm tired of seeing Primary topics on frontpage

Make APC do fast with their own make everybody rest[/color]

Sniper04:
Make dem sha sell pulisic or ziyech

[color=royalblue]Pulisic still useful

Na Ziyech own tire me[/color]

[color=royalblue]Dembele to Chelsea

Hmmmm....[/color]

Ibime:
For peace to reign, let's take zou advice below:

[color=royalblue]Leave these people jare

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aspabay:
What do you mean, their fate ke

Don't we have people graduating or LLM here too?

How does graduating in the abroad automatically mean a better life. Don't we have aborad graduates working in Nigeria too and doing well?

Una go just open mouth talk trash because of one Obituary

[color=royalblue]K[/color]

[color=royalblue]I beg us all

Let sleeping Frauds dogs lie

Make Una leave Scamdres Fraudniesta matter abeg

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andrewbaba44:
Useless manure fans

They can troll Messi for not winning international trophy ,but when he won it they start crying and talkzing down on the trophy

Useless Europa league club with a failed goat who is dragging them to the mud

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[color=royalblue]We suppose laugh ba?
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[color=royalblue]Only God knows what would be their fate if they studied here.

2023 is before us again. If you like go and vote Atiku or anybody BuuBuu(The grandmaster of failure) would raise his hand.

As for Obi, I hope he's as sincere as he paints himself [/color]

The first fame on their page is actually her! They have blocked all the comment, because her friends where commenting and seeking for justice,

[color=royalblue]This is exactly how that Dowen kid's case disappeared. Instead of reporting to a police station or filing a lawsuit immediately, the mum was busy doing videos on IG.

Now, your friend is dead. Una no go police go report. Una no carry the "Ukwu mango" surgeon go court. Instead, you went to IG comments to seek justice.

May God give all of you sense, and may the soul of the faithful departed rest in peace [/color]

raumdeuter:
When they see you suggesting useless players like Hidden Hazard why wont they pounce on you

Trevor012:
When will Argentina face the Champions of Afcon and Concaf for another friendly match

Kloppo:
Shakira,pique split ....how can you cheat on Shakira ffs

[color=royalblue]Shakira of 15 years ago and today dey different naa

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kingBolton:
The most annoying thing about werner is, he gets into good positions, make good runs but very terrible finishing.

[color=royalblue]I have never seen a player like that boy..

Make e carry him hypertension comot abeg
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Skimpledawg:
It's a sacrifice I am willing to pay sef. Lukaku was abysmally poor with and without the ball on his feet with his last reputation damaging interview the last time, it was all bag of nonsense from him last season.

He should go please. Loan or anyway at all. Werner should be chased away with APC broom. Ziyech should follow suit.

[color=royalblue]I just pray Boehly are as disgusted with his performance as the fans

Make him go link up with Dabgba for Italy, make dem play Big Man football together [/color]

iamoyindamola:
Ingrate after everything lukaku did, he came back to finish his business with chelsea

[color=royalblue]He should get out.

Marina obviously miscalculated. Maybe she wore pant to this deal sef

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Skimpledawg:
Please someone help me confirm if Lukaku has gone back to InterMilan. I can't for my mentality sake stomach him playing for us next season

[color=royalblue]Someone here was saying Inter would cheat us if it's a loan

Omo, I no mind make Boehly sacrifice money make we pay them sef

That guy should not be found one kilometre near the bridge.

The next person to be shown the door is Werner. Person no fit win anything with these kind forwards [/color]

larride:
If na your club, you go support that kind transfer?

[color=royalblue]ETH fcking wants him

Very soon, Una club go turn to Ajax/Netherlands Football team.

If he would make Ethereum win a trophy, why oppose it? [/color]

larride:
You, Barca and Fabrizo dey mad.

[color=royalblue]When the deal is done, we will know who's mad between the two of us

You go tell me whether na your money we wan take pay am

Rubbish, stingy boy [/color]

Oasis007:
Fabrizio Romano: Manchester United have opened direct talks with Barça for Frenkie de Jong. Price tag around €85m, waiting for opening bid.

De Jong is still not convinced to leave Barça and he wants UCL football - Man Utd will try to push again as Barça need to solve financial issues.

[color=royalblue]Larride, e be like say na true ohh



400k a week won't be bad for him [/color]

Amoto94:
Ibime is logical in thinking and rarely goes wrong.

[color=royalblue] Except for the Horjberg/Rodri/Jorg brouhaha

Ibime, I have some prayer points I need you to forecast

Should I bring it to our Deliverance and Healing night this weekend?[/color]

[color=royalblue]Ibime predicted even better than our party man and our delegate from Texas

Apostle Ibime, where's our fellowship holding?

You have my loyalty and tithes henceforth [/color]