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eph12:
Mount starts today again. Someone should check on iamj please. I hope he is ok

[color=royalblue]We would be reading a lot of epistles after 90 minutes.

He's definitely okay[/color]

patrickmuf:
Abeg stick to Havertz praise and Mount Slander...Liverpool have lacked a leader at the back since VVD got injured...Robertson, Arnold and Allison are there o!

[color=royalblue]I wanted to ask him the midfielders Klopp packed in the defence, but then I checked the moniker again..

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KingAlabi:
Table updates

[color=royalblue]One loss and two draws bro

Write that down

I trust Ole to deliver.

I hope you didn't deactivate your alternate account.

You go need am after this one is trolled into oblivion[/color]

KingAlabi:
Lolz
Which gap
With them west ham and Aston villa

[color=royalblue]You go hear the score

See as Una dash Pep the league...

Nonsense [/color]

KingAlabi:
If we can't win westbrom and Newcastle in our next two premiere League games, then let's leave top 4 for a more serious team

KingAlabi:
All I need from you is two losses and a draw

Let's see if Europa still has a spot

[color=royalblue]We are closing the gap.

Watch your back bro [/color]

[color=royalblue]All I need is one more loss and two draws

Then we can start talking about your spot in the top four

Title fcking contenders [/color]

[color=royalblue]It depends on the misunderstanding

If my wife cheats on me, I find out, and falls ill, she's definitely going to get the drugs herself. I no go buy anything

That said, I don't encourage her actions sha[/color]

Botfuss:
Different situations. A team a goal up, with 20 minutes left to play would defend with their lives. Let Newcastle collect red card in the 2nd minute if Southampton wouldn’t thrash them.

[color=royalblue]Very simple..

Different situations would bring out different results
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timay:
When I said playing against 10 men is more stressful than against a full 11 because a 10-man team usually go into full ultra bus packing mode, one guy here was discrediting it with all manner of jargons excuses.
No matter what the team achieves, some people here are already closed minded about Ole and will say anything to downplay it. Even if Ole eventually manage to win a trophy at the end of the season after trolling him for being a bottler, they will come up with another thing to downplay it. So why are you surprised

[color=royalblue]This is false Oga.

I didn't even disagree because of Ole. Playing against 10 men can never be more frustrating than 11 men

If you have ever played football, you'll know that you're saying jargons

If 11 men was less frustrating, Man U should have scored 9 against Everton. [/color]

[color=royalblue]A piece of advice to my brothers

If you know you usually use those 20W mineral oil to service your car, please and please, always buy it from the petrol station, or the accredited dealer

You see all those ones wey dey for shops and roadside? A lot of them are mixtures. Men dey mix nonsense dey sell.

Forget about how well it was sealed. Na mostly fake full there oh

The only one you can trust is the one you buy in a petrol station, and please, the oil brand should be same with the petrol station

If you're buying Mobil 20W, buy from a Mobil Petrol station, not from Alhaji Mukaila and Sons Filling station


Una well done [/color]

[color=royalblue] Single people always like to give long, lengthy advices on relationship

Why?[/color]

Ishilove:
Vos métaphores dérangent mon imagination. I am having all sorts of yeye thoughts.

Passez un agréable weekend

[color=royalblue]Wetin be all dis one?

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Gentlelife50:
Fact, even those that invested in okada business are better off.
With one coro money u can buy like 8 bikes give it out on hp, u sure to cash out every week.

[color=royalblue]Let us see...

Toyota Corolla Vs 8 Units of Bajaj Motorcycle

Unit price of Corolla - #2,200,000
Unit price of Bajaj - #285,000( 8 ) = #2,280,000

Weekly returns for Corolla - #30,000
Weekly return of Bajaj - #8000( 8 ) = #64000

In 10 months (in an ideal situation)

Corolla would have raised - #30000*4*10 = #1,200,000

8 Units of Bajaj would have raised - #64000*4*10 = #2,560,000

Conclusion:
The Toyota Corolla (Tokunboh) is a wrong tool for rental in ehailing.

Investing in Okada business is very risky, because if Lagos state Taskforce catch you? [/color]

davit:
What of if they start damaging things in your car?

[color=royalblue]No rider would do that.

Driving them to anywhere is risky. They could tag you a kidnapper or anything, and we live in a society that passes judgement before they listen to the accused

If you want to be nice, you can tell the rider that your car is faulty. Open the bonnet for them sef [/color]

Kriss216:
Story.

Can't imagine a real man reporting to his father in-law that his wife is fighting him. Only pusssy asss niggarrrrs do that.


Send her packing, let her go and report her actions to her dad instead.

[color=royalblue]20 seconds of reading would have saved you the embarrassment

He meant God [/color]

Felicity001:
There is a corolla going for 1.1m last, owner decided to sell after about a year or there about.

There's a tok big daddy (05), arrived last week Accident free for 1.7m if you can raise more cash I can link you up with the dealer.

You can search the internet for fairly used cars (Honda Civic), those that states 1m below you can negotiate with them. You can be lucky to get one for N550k or N600k while you use the 100k to do papers renewal and fix one or two.

Honda Accord is good especially the Discussion continue model but the V4 won't come cheap trust me. Their bold joints are stronger when compared to the EOD (personal observation ooh because I've used these two cars very well).

I hope this helps.
Good luck

[color=royalblue]Link me up abeg[/color]

davit:
I had an experience like this same day I asked this question. I picked these ladies around Ishaga axis with bad roads. I managed to get close to the street and when I couldn't drive further, I told them it would be good they meet in less than 20mtres to where they were. They at last came out. The next was them challenging me why I couldn't drive in even when I already told them cos of bad road.
On getting inside, they started shouting at me, threatening of giving me 0 star. Even one of them was already telling the one that initiated the trip to give me the 0 star immediately (as if that s the way it works).
Sensing danger, I told them I wasnt interested in the trip, that they can get down since I'd not started the trip.
Na so they cancelled trip and still refused to get down from my car. We dragged it for about 5 mins. A woman passing by even tried to intervene.
When I noticed they wouldn't come down, I changed my direction, telling them I would drive them to a nearby police station. They began dragging steering with me. Another was tampering with my gear, shouting kidnapper, that I wanted to kidnap them. I ended up stopping the car. Blocked road untill more people came to intervene.
The guys managed to get them out of the car and told me to leave immediately.

The experience was damn nasty.

[color=royalblue]I don't think it's wise to drive to anywhere. I mentioned it in my last post

Just wind down, pick your valuables and stand afar. They would eventually leave.

Next time, just park well, leave them there and report to people around.

You can decide to record the scene, to make them leave faster.

Don't drive an inch. Don't touch them. Don't engage them[/color]

Gbkonsult:
Thanks for the response, but can I get it done on a Saturday,cos I am always busy during the week.

[color=royalblue]Nope

It has to be a weekday[/color]

Gbkonsult:
Please where on the island can I get LASDRI and LASRRA registration done.

[color=royalblue]Oshodi[/color]

KingAlabi:
K

[color=royalblue]Just small shakara wey the guy do, you begin fear



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FuckEveryday:
I no understand some people sef...dem dey even ask am if e don see the money..e dey say olosho no be work
Shebi na cus say u don see Ur money na y

IFSHR:
Nothing bad about scolding the mother....that's what you get when you refuse to train/guide your child properly.

[color=royalblue]I'm so sorry sir....but

Oloshoism is one of the reasons why this work is a bit profitable

Anyways, I think he went a bit extreme. He don collect money. No need to advise again [/color]

Exonerate1:
Looks like you sent the wrong guy on Loan

[color=royalblue]I cannot believe my eyes[/color]

Ibukzy:
Hazard injured again

[color=royalblue]Music to Dayo's ears

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Illimitable:
Playing against 11 men(Leeds) versus 10 men(Stoke under Pulis), which do you think would be more frustrating?

[color=royalblue]It depends on who was redcarded

If a first choice keeper is redcarded, or a key defender is, it's going to be a problem.

Leave assumptions aside. I still insist that a 10 man team cannot be more frustrating than an [/color]

Lol, you people are very funny. Let me educate you. Playing against 10 men is even more frustrating than playing against the full 11. This is because The give you a low block defending and try to hit you on the counter. Scoring against them would be difficult. The fact that we were able to break them down so easily should be praised. Abeg give them their due when they deserve it.

Illimitable:
He’s right, playing against 10 men can be frustrating.

If a team who initially wanted to attack and win a game of football is reduced to 10 men, you have forced their hands to park the bus.

If they are really good at Satanic football, the opposing team would be very frustrated. You wouldn’t want a team managed by Tony Pulis, Sean Dyche, Simeone or Mourinho to go a man down.

They would frustrate you till you give up trying to score against them.

[color=royalblue]You just gave 4 examples of coaches that can turn a 10 man deficit around. There are hundreds of thousands of teams on earth.

You think Southampton didn't want to park bus yesterday? Until you park bus and collect 4 goals, that's when you know how confused the situation can be.

You can't tell me a 10 man team is more frustrating to beat than an 11 man team. That's not true

Even teams with 11 men that park bus, the opponent still finds a way to win, talk less of a 10 man team.

There are exceptions, yes I agree..but it's not more frustrating[/color]

timay:
Lol, you people are very funny. Let me educate you. Playing against 10 men is even more frustrating than playing against the full 11. This is because The give you a low block defending and try to hit you on the counter. Scoring against them would be difficult. The fact that we were able to break them down so easily should be praised. Abeg give them their due when they deserve it.

[color=royalblue]How can playing against 10 men be more frustrating than against 11 men?

There's nothing frustrating about 11 professional players playing against 10. They are most likely going to win.

What determines the game is the tactics applied by the affected team, and which player was red carded.

A team with a red carded striker will play differently from a team with a red carded defender.

Let's not even talk about the sharp drop in morale for the affected team.

That aside, United played well yesterday [/color]

SaintHilary:
>>Bro, putting pics online would not stop anytime soon as long as there's an offence.
>>Pictures of Thiefs are online, pictures of rapists are online, Naira Marley and Zlatan till tomorrow would still have their pictures online as Fraudsters, Erica of big brother would still have her fuvking self on Xvideos till tomorrow.
>>In these streets, if you have the mind to commit a crime (Yes driving on bolt without paying is indeed a crime) you should also have the mind to face what comes at you. Make she go carry her lawyer come

[color=royalblue]My chairman, I greet you

E don tey wey we smell your cologne for here.

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Griffon:
E be like Tammy Abraham papa get woman wey him bin dey nyash for North.

Amoto94:
- David Luiz now has 3 times as many red cards for Arsenal as he did for Chelsea, in 184 less games.

- Willian has 0 goals in 22 Arsenal appearances.

[color=royalblue]sod09, you have a mail [/color]