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BlueRayDick:
This is very true and accurate.

I know someone whom police something similar to recently. He bought a stolen phone from a lady without suspecting any foul play; he then sold same phone to another third party because he deals in buying and selling phones at Ikeja. Owner of the phone tracked the phone to the new owner who mentioned our guy as the seller, when our guy was arrested, he also mentioned the lady as the person he bought phone from without knowing it is a stolen phone.

Despite police confirming the lady was the original thief, they still held the guy and asked for 800k as bail money. When the guy's family couldn't provide the money, they summarily charged him to court on the Friday of that week with the hope of punishing him severely.

The guy was saved by a stroke of luck; his mum came from Church to courtroom wearing her celestial garment. The magistrate had earlier saw the guy's mum within the premises and greeted her "Halleluyah o" as a typical celestial herself. When the case was read and she saw same woman on her garment in her court room, she was immediately interested in the case. When she read the case filed by the police IPO, it claimed the guy was the one who stole the phone which is untrue. The guy was given audience by the magistrate to state his case after which the magistrate lambasted the police IPO for his dishonesty and attempt to frame the guy for a crime which they already caught the culprit.

The magistrate discharged and acquitted him that Friday afternoon and he didn't a dime.

Na God save am.
It would have been brutal, if that Magistrate wasn't on seat

If you have an issue with someone (especially when you are sure that this person wants to deal with you) and the police invites you on a Friday, this is what you must do

✅ don’t go

✅Tell them you are out of town or scheduled to attend a very important meeting

✅ Tell them to reschedule to the next week and you will be there

✅ Alternatively, go with your lawyer.

Why am I saying this; I have witnessed instances when a suspect (usually in a business transaction) is invited by the police on Friday and when the person comes, the police will delay and eventually charge the suspect to the magistrate court later in the afternoon. The idea is to charge the person to court when the court is almost about to close (over night case).

The court will hear the case and grant the person bail, before the person will perfect his bail or fulfill the conditions of bail, the court may have close and the only option is to take the person to prison till Monday of the following week (the Court will not be aware of this thing). This is how a lot of people have spent their weekend in prison without the court knowledge.

This one is street survival sense, no be law.


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Theflint1:
If VIPs need security, they should employ private security...NSCDC was not setup to provide protection to VIPs.

Some do...

Na big business idea oh.

The same Bandit that killed an ACP in Katsina state, took his uniform, and even wore his uniform to a Peace negotiations meeting

This is the same Bandits Gumi is defending

We will be very fine in this country!

BlueRayDick:
You no go cry keh?

Your pain is eternal my guy!

You are always here fooolishly defending the government and political appointees even when they are clearly in the wrong. Even when we show you hard irrefutable facts, you will still carry strong head to be yapping nonsense and talking out of points.

Only a dumb person who has sublet his reasoning faculty will leave the present leadership of the country that has driven the country into a comatose state and be criticizing the member of opposition not in power. The job of the opposition is to counter the inadequacies of the incumbent government and that is the business we will continue to stand on. If you are displeased with that, u can donate ur eyes to scientist for research for all I care.

If the Northerners were really serious about ending insecurity, they will first take laws into their hands and catch Gumi.

What's not inciting about someone who encourages ransom payments, and will use his voice to discourage apprehending these bandits?

Let them keep pampering Gumi

One day, all of them will relocate to the South. E remain small

Ibukzy:
President Bola Tinubu has ordered the immediate withdrawal of police officers attached to VIPs across the country.

https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-tinubu-orders-withdrawal-of-police-from-vip-escorts/#google_vignette

How many times will they withdraw Police from VIP in this country??

Please make una help me.

How many TedX we get?

I don see TedX Lekki, TedX Ikeja, TedX Gbagadaa, and now, I'm seeing TedX Mowe..

I don't understand

Anybody can just gather people and run their own?

Roland17:
Bro Swiz123, please come forward.

monerozi5590:
https://www.nairaland.com/8567598/38-kidnapped-eruku-church-worshippers#137575226


Izzou what did you think happened here?

Sometimes this are necessary evil because at the same time you are funding terrorism.

Thank God they are back safe.

So, in a country with so much intelligence, they cannot find these kidnappers?

The kidnappers requested for 100 million. Please how did we get to know this info? Is it not through a channel that can be traced?

Now, they have paid ransoms, obviously. How was it paid and received? So whatever medium used cannot be traced?

Una dey make me laugh sometimes.

DSS picked up a guy for encouraging a coup on Twitter. Today I have seen videos of Kebbi students kidnappers and nobody can find them. Help me make some sense out of it, my guy.

Na una sabi for this country! I have washed my hands of any security issue.

swiz123:
Nothing surprising here. Always knew his body will fail him ever since I watched that video of him doing a 360 turn with the ball like he needs 3 new sets of waist bearings despite playing with men of questionable gender.

An amateur physician could spot that all joint muscles were gone.

You are a prophet

Elder ehhhhh

Where's Swiz123 when you need him?

monerozi5590:
Chai! See midfielder abeg! .

Ibime, showing Jorginho vibes!

I am disappointed

BlueRayDick:
Who tell u say DJ Chicken get drivers license in the first place? 😂

He probably gives money to every law enforcement agent he meets on the road and some of them will let him go based on self recognition.

A lot of celebrities don't hold drivers license or even fix plate number to their vehicles. Since DJ chicken bought this vehicle, I have never seen him affix plate number to it. Na because Nigeria no be better functional society

He can actually have a driver's license, from the comfort of his bed.

Elder, what have you done?

Ban na water

Back to back ban for Elder

Someone wrote a movie, and the whole Fulani tribe says he's stereotyping them. So no Fulani man is an engineer, banker, CEO...All of them dey pursue cow inside bush, ba?

I don't understand

When they released a movie of two cult boys from Edo State, I didn't see Edo people crying

I don't even know wetin to call this one.

BlueRayDick:
A lot is happening in this country that is either under reported or not reported at all.

Saw this video on TikTok and I was shocked! It happened on the 28th of September!😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Jx5LLCeHc6

— Eniolaoluwa✨🫧 (@Eniolaoluwanim1) November 21, 2025

This happened on 28th September, just look at people who met their end just going on the road.

Their governor said there's no cause for alarm nau. He said the attacks are exaggerated.

The same way I have learnt yesterday that the SE is very peaceful. Infact, a graveyard doesn't have as much silence as my region

Let's continue to hide our gonorrhea and staph. When you reach outside, you must scratch

Depression na Water!
Depression dey cry!

BlueRayDick:
Abeg what's happening with this HERD movie? I just woke check Twitter and I see people saying "cancel Netflix", "cancel HERD movie", " Avoid NETFLIX as a Muslim", etc.

Whats the story behind the whole HERD movie?


Una sure say I no go enter Netflix watch the movie this afternoon like this?

I never watch am oh. I just watched the ad

A couple were coming back from their wedding, when Fulani herdsmen kidnapped them.

afrodoc2:
izzou this governor is doubling down on his statement that soldiers were withdrawn just before the attack.

https://www.nairaland.com/8566586/ordered-military-withdrawal-45-minutes

I no come understand again.

But he didn't say that in his first statement. I still don't see the sense in keeping children in a school, after receiving intelligence of an impending attack

swiz123:
This is common knowledge and I am surprised that Izzou isn’t educating them on this. How will you tell an average man from the east that a group is after his life and he wouldn’t think you are talking about Fulani bandits hiding in the bush.

I am not an educationist.

I have only shared my opinion or view like others.

BlueRayDick:
Na wa o, E Don red!

How Tinubu wan manage this one reach 2027, bikonu?

Ellexy:
Yes oh, like say no be true description of the reality in this country.

It's just a storyline nau.

It's how they are dragging Netflix that makes me laugh. They obviously don't know how Netflix runs.

Dem think say na Netflix write and direct the movie

Emaprince:
Imagine this....


https://www.nairaland.com/8566251/fully-armed-bandits-dressed-soldiers

Nigerian Air Force no fit trace this location?

Ellexy:
This country shaa na just movie theatre. This week alone Arewa people cancelled Nicki Minaj

Today again, they're calling for the cancellation of Netflix because of the movie "The Herd". Funny people, they're even calling it IPOB channel.

Is it because of the Fulani herdsmen that they used?

GloriousGbola:
Nature abhors a vaccum unfortunately

Kanu and Ekpa are now locked up, but there are definitely others itching to take their place.

Especially if it is true that Igbos in the abroad are providing funding

The cash is an incentive

The guns are already out there

Even if there's no new Biafra agitator, who get free gun go still use am rob.

Let's hope that the region slowly begins to heal

GloriousGbola:
I don't think people have forgotten. I think it is the problem of the internet. A small core of vocal noisemakers with an agenda can create an impression of overwhelming support

Who is going to speak out publicly against a movement that has no qualms about kidnapping and gang ra ping and murdering your family members? Burning down your house and investments?

I think they are even large, with all of them, not losing anyone so far

Go and tell those who have lost someone in this nonsense how Kanu is the victim.

That matter is done for now.

Emaprince:
Those ones are writing to pander to the gun wielding footsoldiers back home. I have always suspected that the reason they keep going after prominent igbo figures was becuase they werent lending their voices to the movement. is that how its supposed to be done?

They are already saying Kanu's conviction will bring chaos in the SE .

Who will cause the chaos, since Kanu be Peace keeper?

Emaprince:
Its mostly miscreants that joined the group, cos it became lucrative in kidnappings and robbery.

They needs to be disarmed. Thats the only way peace will return

I simply wanted to avoid talking about this matter. Someone don already talk say make I no blame Kanu if I am kidnapped.

Na Elder talk just vex me.

People acting like Kanu is the victim. Nonsense!

It's only those who are affiliated one way or the other in politics, that are begging for his release

Which SE business man get that time? People who have been suffering losses every week for years?

Na Obi Cubana and Chief Priest wey dey find favour from Tinubu fit dey write epistle.

Emaprince:
I was discussing exactly this act of theirs with my pops last night. He knows not to engage any of them or involve himself in such discussions in public. Cos he knows that if he talks bad about them in public, some one might snitch and he will be toast.

Someone will drive into a street and open fire. Bullets will hit people, and that's it. Gone forever.

Like I said, I blame Buhari for not rounding off this case in 6 months. People have suddenly forgotten how bad the SE was.

I don't know how long it will take to mop up the weapons these guys have shared into the hands of miscreants, all in the name of fighting for freedom.