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For Bleep's Sake . . . .Can u just shussssssssssssh?
I dont join issues with muggins . .
Dayyyyyyyum, i will only talk to u once i notice u have got a germ of intelligence in ur cranium.
All i see now is an avalanche of sperm-flakes.

@ Dayokanu,

Stop acting stupid.
You cannot compare any manager on this planet with Alex Ferguson.
We have argued this time and time again . . . . .He is the GREATEST LIVING MANGER in the whole world.
He has won European cups with Aberdeen and Man Utd plus UEFA Champions league . . .
9 domestic titles in 15 seasons in a league of 20 teams . . .several FA cups and league cups to his name.
U want to compare the finances Benitez had in 2004 to Man Utd that was more or less a relegating team in the 80's
Are u this shallow-minded? Can Benitez turn a club like Derby County into an English giant?
Y'all niggaz are sapheads!!!!!

tocdee:
Oh my, if you take your manners half as seriously as you take Man-You, why you could be sitting next to the pope himself ,say, by this time nxt year!
Me, oh no, I just enjoy my football and poor aggression into more productive things, Thanks dear!

U need to go to the Cathedral to talk about manners . . .
If u have got cyber-manners . . .U wouldnt be quoting me and spewing fuckery about drinks . . .
Dont start what u cannot finish . . . . learn to crawl before u walk!!!!!!!!
I find it difficult to handle idiot savants like u.
Get a life!

@ Debosky,

Is it not funny when u see all these DSTV kids comparing Rafa to LEGENDS like Wenger and Alex Ferguson?
The Arrow is so clueless he is comparing the finances Benitez enjoyed to the hardship Ferguson/Wenger went through back in the days.
How daft can some people be here . . . .So Rafa is a good manager because he won UEFA in his 1st season . . .Big deal!!!!
He also finished 30 points below the league leaders, Chelsea in the same season . . .matter of fact, he finished 5th.
Rafa ma ass . . . . .Roy Keane in Rafa's shoes will do a better job.

tocdee:
For your sake i'll assume a)you've had a bit too much to drink and b) u started watching football when Hi-Tv got their broadcasting rights.

1. Why MUST Man-u beat Liverpool? The Reading loss? Not like you could beat them either. And don't forget Bolton, or Man City.

2. Benitez beat Fergie on the way to winning the Fa cup in 2006, but of course u wouldn't know, would you?

3. The game's at Anfield and I would be very cautious if I were you. Such statements tend to come right round to bite you in the butt.

4. when you say ANOTHER massacre, I naturally waited for you to point out the first one But of course its got to be the drink doing the talking, eh?
So _'hic' don't stay out too late dear.

As much as i don't like joining issues with ignoramus like u, i must reply this one.
I never said Rafa has never won against Man Utd . . . .all i said was Benitez has never recorded a victory against Man Utd in the Premiership.
In fact, no Liverpool player has scored against Man Utd in the league since Benitez arrived in England.
You arm-chair Liverpool fans staying in the poverty-ridden areas of Nigeria always bark like dogs at every given opportunity.
The same Liverpool we have beaten TWICE in 3 seasons with TEN MEN?

Nigga, stop smoking your pubic hair . . . Its not the same as hash . . . . . .
Rather than sit back and watch real soccer pundits analyse . . . You chose to display your ignorance on Man Utd thread. . .
All i can say for now is . . . .WELCOME TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!
Frigging Schmuk!!!!!!

@ eleshin,

. . . .And who are u to start spewing balderdash on this thread?
Are u high on crack?
If u aint got anything nice to say, maybe u should self-service off and keep an eye on your lip next time.
Why act like a doofus!!!!!!

@ Chuckdee4,

Arsenal will be eliminated in the 2nd round of the UEFA Champions league and i have ma reasons.

Porto - Portugese Champions . .they have improved a lot and Quaresma is on fire at the moment . .they could smack y'all like PSV did last season.

Inter - Italian Champions . . Loads of quality players . . Ibrahimovic, Vieira, Cambiasso, Crespo . . They have got wealth of experience.

Real Madrid - Spanish Champions . . .Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Drenthe, Robinho . . . No chance!!!!

Barcelona . . . Favourites to win UEFA. . . Messi, Etoo(he is hungry) Ronaldinho . . .They will outscore any premiership team.

AC Milan. . . . They have lost the will to win SERIE A . . . .They will have their eyes locked on UEFA . . .They will blow Arsenal apart.

@ Debosky,

You Billy-goat's gruff!!!!!!!
How dare u . . . . . .U swine!!!!!!
I get along with Razorr these days cos she spews clear and concise language unlike the illiterate dinner whores in ur GAYNNERS camp.
It sometimes takes me 30 mins to decipher the disjointed fuckery your gaynner ladies spit on this forum . . U need to educate them.

@ J-K,

Dont believe everything u read.
We Man Utd fans rock women . . . . ARSEnal fans rock fellas . . . . .they are all gays.
Let us know if u are decamping now . . . .U Judas!!!!!

@ A-40,

Put ur money where ur mouth is.
Man Utd must beat Liverpool . . . . .I am so confident we will lick the Scousers.
The same Liverpool side that got raped by Reading? U are having a laugh.
It will be another MASSACRE at Anfield . . . .Benitez is yet to record a victory against Ferguson.
I dont see any team doing that with the HOLY TRINITY in action.
So stake ur life savings on it!!!!!

@ akinalabi,

Intel says she is on MBI!!!!!!!
What channel is MBI . . . .DSTV or HiTV?

@ J-K,

Sleeping with the enemy? Hell No.
All i know is i have been around long enough not to disrespect a DIVA.
Trading words with Razorr will leave u in ICU . . . .
Be warned . . . .Razorr is such a violent thang!!!

@ Tkb417,

I heard Razorr runs a TV show on a local channel in Lagos.
She's offline now with her boy/f(Lordi, i guess) to lunch.
Lets hope she comes back to explain herself cos i dont know the TV Channel.

Liverpool wont score against us . . . .The last time they did in the league was in 2004.
Matter of fact, it was an own goal scored by one of United's defenders.
Liverpool 0-2 Man Utd.
Arsenal 1-3 Chelsea.

@ J-K,

U have just shot urself on both knees.
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned . . .
So whats it gonna be?

@ akinalabi,

It makes me sick.
How i wish u were here last season when there was nuthing in it for them . . . . this forum was so peaceful.
Nothing like unbeaten run or Fabregas is better than Kaka or Adebayor is better than Careca.
Just give em something to cheer and they go cuckoo . . . . .They are so disgraceful.
The few analytical minds amongst em here are Lordi, Loyika(once in a while) and Debosky(he's acting like em too these days).

@ J-K,

Razorr has shown her cards on the table . . . .show urs and lets know if you're dying to gulp some fresh milk.
Have u been bitten by the bug?

@ Razorr,

You have chased Lordi away.
I warned u not to post his crib on Nairaland . . . . .why did u do that?
Aint u wicked?

P.S. Where is Loyika?

@ Akinalabi,

Let Arsenal lose.
I have mentioned it several times i dont mind seeing Chelsea/Liverpool win the title this season.
A loss for Arsenal will seriously sanitise this forum.
Havent u noticed this week has been a bit relaxed than when the GAYnners were spitting stories about UNBEATEN RUN.
Chelsea all the way . . . . .we shall deal with Grant next year but lets WEED Arsenal off first.

@ Razorr,

So Loyika aint no ace?
That is serious . . . . .Nigga told me he is a structural engineer with Shell in PH.
He claims he earns mad Gz and can take care of u and ur kids . . . . .u mean Loyika is lying?
Wonders will never end . . . .
Maybe u should give J-K a chance then . . . .afterall, he is no GAYnner . . .
I heard he is a politician.

@ Lordi,

I dont get ur analogy.
We play before u guys on sunday . . . .
Bear in mind that Chelsea has only one point from 2 HEAD TO HEAD GAMES and they will go for BROKE.
The odds favour Chelsea more than u guys . . . .Mikel will break Fab4's legs again.
Arsenal 1-3 Chelsea.

Whats your business with ma alliance with Razorr?
You had your chance to get Razorr, u bungled it and now u feel so frustrated.
You didnt have to lie about your crib . . . . .Ma surveillance cameras found out u have been lying.

If u do your home work very well . . . .You might still win Razorr's heart.
The only snag is . . . time is running out on u.
I-man, J-K, Loyika are in pursuit . . . . . Everybody want to date her and i don't even know why.
Ohhhhhh . . . . I get it. Razorr's TV sports programme is driving u negroes on HEAT.

@ Razorr,

Go with the dude with the phatest pocket . . . .
Loyika seems to have the advantage but he is a GAYnner
Can u marry a GAYnner?

@ Lordi,

Nairaland's most astute GAYnner.
The only problem i have with u is . . . .You are never available(one thing u have in common with NEPA)
Anyways, how has it been? Whats it going to be on sunday?



@ Razorr,

Why do this?
I didnt tell u to post Lordi's house for all to see.
Why act like a ninny?
Lordi is a man and what makes a man lies under his boxers and not pockets.

@ Razorr,

Are u fucking serious?
Carvalho and Malouda are coming back?
I think the Arses should just forget it . . . .
This leaves Avram Grant a handful of options . . .He might go 4-4-2, 4-3-3, 4-1-4-1 or 4-2-3-1.
Between Alex and Carvalho . . . . I will choose Alex.
Why? He has done it before . . . . He eliminated Arsenal in UEFA just 10 months ago . . . His header powered past Lehmann at THE EMIRATES!!!!!
Play Alex and u can give Carvalho 2-3 mins work-out in the added minutes to burn time.

Liverpool will bite the dust.
United has the strongest squad available since the trip to the Emirates.
Nani was so outstanding last night . . . .how Giggsy gets a nod ahead of him must be fraudulent on Fergie's biased part.
Carrick, Fletcher and Saha will also be on the bench to change things if we freeze at Anfield.
United should win this one . . .2-0 or 2-1 with all the goals coming in the 1st half.
The HOLY TRINITY will be back to put Rafa's job on the line again.

@ Razorr Raze,

. . . . . . Where have u been?
Loyika was looking for ur ass real badlast night . . .Seems the PH geezer is on heat.


Back to footie,
Arsenal had good passage of play in the 1st half . . .although Steaua aint a stiff opposition but Arsenal created enough chances.
After the break, i thunk Gaynners will go for broke in the 2nd half and score more goals but ain't i disappointed?
Arsenal froze and fans got frustrated . . . Mourinho got a good deal selling Diarra to the Gaynnersv. . . that guy is a mega-Arrow.
Song has to be the most useless premiership midfielder . . .his passes were either too heavy or too short . . he was so poor.

Wenger, as usual was wanking in the stands . . . .he saw the danger and he tried to make changes but the gay goofed again.
Eboue and Eduardo's introduction seem to be Arsenal's undoing in the game . . .they froze on the night.
Steaua's substitutions brought em to life and no one was surprised when they scored . . .a very good header that beat Lehmann hands down.
They pressed more but the lack of quality in the visitors worked against em.

The match on sunday might be different as Flamini, Hleb, Cesc and RVP are back in the team.
Chelsea will need to keep things tight in the 1st half . . . .your strength should be enough to carry to the finish line.
Watch out for Eboue and Cesc(the best diver) . . .they will win dodgy free-kicks to con the referee.
Anyways, i trust the Chelsea machine to run the GAYnners down on SUNDAY.

@ tkb417,


You are so funny . . . . .In other words u are advising Debosky to see his SHRINK?
Me thinks Debosky should have lobotomy done on his failing senses.
Nigga is getting frustrated as Arsenal's complacency has returned . . .creating chances without making the most of it.

Anyways, how did u see United's performance last night?
I think Man Utd should now demote Saha and let him feature only in FA cup games or final 5 mins of premiership games.
He was very disappointing. . . .he is playing like he cannot even be bovvered any longer.
Ferguson should get Kareem Benzema of Lyon . . . .that young lad is fucking brilliant.
He will flourish at OT.

@ Chuckdee4,

Arsenal's last 45 mins in the past 4 games have been disappointing.
For a moment, i thunk Steaua will score the equaliser . . . .Diarra and Song were just giving the ball away to the visitors.
Their substitutions worked well while Arsenal's subs were not too effective.
Mr Eduardo misfired once again failing to change the tone of the game . . . .Bendtner was class, RVP showed class and i think Traore is promising.
Diaby was just runnning like a headless chicken . . . does he think he can dribble everyone on the pitch?
Lehmann? He had no save to make for 70 mins but the only time he was called into action . . . he picked the ball from his net.
Lets see how u set out to play Chelsea on sunday . . . I have been told everyone will be available for Arsenal so no excuse.

@ Debosky,

Stop talking like a ninny.
What display are we talking about here? Maybe u watched a different game.
Arsenal had an excellent 1st half but complacency returned again in the 2nd half and the visitors played you off the park.
Wenger's substitutions were so shambolic it made Steaua look like AC Milan . . . . .Arsenal were held back in the final moments of the game and if the visitors were a quality team, they could have easily found an equaliser.
The only player that looked promising was Bendtner . . . . .Eduardo(as usual) misfired again . . . .Its becoming a habit.

debosky:
Once again the Northern Scum of United meet their Italian counterparts and guess what happens. . . . the inner thug surfaces for the umpteenth time.

When Will MU stop disgracing England with this incessant acts of hooliganism and drunkenness? Are they the only fans in the world?

MU fans should be banned from travelling for away games if this is how they choose to behave each time. . .trust the English press to spin it as if the Italians were at fault, as if the MU fans were singing Hail Mary's when they got stabbed

Shitty club, shitty fans, I'm not surprised at all.

When will these plastic GAYnners shut their traps? It seems all Arsenal fans on Nairaland are airheads.
MU this, MU that when the real culprits are the ULTRA GANG of Roma.

Who was responsible when a Referee got hit by a flare at the Roma stadium in UEFA Champions league match few seasons ago?
Which set of fans threw fireworks at Dida of AC Milan causing the officials to stop the game?
Which set of fans battered Man Utd fans at UEFA in April 2007?
Which set of fans wrecked havoc when a Lazio fan was shot by a cop in Rome causing serie A games to be stopped?

MU should be held responsible for all these violence according to an idiotic gaynner.
Some people are just pathetic they don't know their left from right.
Get this into your thick skull . . . . .The ULTRA GANG of Roma will stab any set of fans coming to their Olympic stadium,
They are barbarians, unruly, violent and useless set of human beings . . . but what happens to em? they get slapped on the wrists by UEFA.
If MU was the cause . . . .we would be having violence at OT but do we?

@ Ruudie,

We should win.
I think we now have the strongest squad available since we went to the Emirates.
It is the bench that win matches . . . .Kusczack, Carrick, Saha, Nani and Fletcher SHOULD be available on the bench on sunday.
That should see us through against those dirty SCOUSERS.

@ Ruudie,

BAYERN is dead.
Done n dusted . . . . They cant even play with the best of Europe.
Shit club, shit country, shit fans.

@ Dayokanu,

U are pathetic . . . . . .sometimes u sound like a broken record.
Bayern was a giant and now they are no more . . . . .what kinda story is that?
4 UCL compared to 2 UCL . . . . . .History has it that we have won it before.

The last time i checked, Effenberg is the leading porn actor in Germany as we speak.
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge runs a gay club in Berlin and ur ex-players have done more damage to the image of Bayern than good.
United is richer and bigger and more successful than your club . . . .That is what defines greatness to me.

@ A-40,

Fair enough!!!!!
maybe u should take a peep at Van Persie's appaling records.
The highest he has ever scored in a season is 13 goals. tsssssk, tssssssk
How does that qualify him as a good player . . . .RVP is 24, are u aware of that?
How many years has he got left to play top flight football?

@ Loyika,

I am serious o . . . . .You need to see Razorr tearing into Arsene Wenger's flawed tactics over the weekend.
She spat venom on all Arsenal players except Diarra and Gallas(ex-chelsea players).
Honestly, i think Razorr will go far . . . . .She argues well and u can tell her co-presenter is a GAYnner.
The guy was so clueless and was stuttering . . . . .I think it could be true that Gaynners are dumb.
Watch out for Razorr's sports programme . . . . .even MC Omo tunes to it so he can self-service with it.

I can't wait to see Van Persie in action . . . .He is ma favourite player in Arsenal.
Thang is . . . . i like Dutch strikers . . . .they are the best in the business.
Lets hope he is fit enough to convince Wenger . . . .I will like to see him start on sunday.
Gaynner's excuses are getting too much these days.
Last season, it was the size of the Emirates . . . . this season it is Fab4, Hleb and RVP.

@ Valkyrie,

Loyika hates Chelsea because u have stolen the shine from them.
Arsenal used to be the London heavy-weight until Roman unleashed his millions and changed that notion.

@ Dayokanu,

You are sounding too faint. You are far off.
No one reckons with Bundesliga teams again . . . Look at the way Weder Bremen was disgraced last night.
Its a shame . . . . German football has reached the rock bottom.
You cannot be helped . . . . comparing your shitty team to Man Utd who has never finished outside the top3 in the last 15 years.
Go and learn more about Man Utd.

@ A-40,

Please, not again.
Wazza is better than RVP by all standards.
Dont even compare the 2 players . . . .I dont even know why u are dragging this.
Wazza has been pumping in goals while Van Persie was yanking thongs and wonderbras off his victims in Amsterdam.
Rooney is an all-rounder . . . . . there's no present Arsenal player better than Wayne Rooney.
Arsene Wenger will tell u that.

@ Loyika,

Why should we take DAYOKANU serious?
It must be frustrating for him that his club couldnt make UEFA Champions league that Besiktas and Slavia Prague qualified for.
Bayern Munich needs help . . . . .Can u appeal to Usmanov to go pull the Germans out of their abject poverty?

Razorr told me your lyrics were too soft.
She confided in me she wasn't impressed by your cheap politricks and she decided to move on.
I-man is a homophobe . . . . .he doesnt swing both ways like u and THE WEIRD MC.

@ Dayokanu,

Stop acting like a mutt.
What does a fucking Nazi know about women?
87% of y'all Germans are heterophobes anyway so why should i bother.
How can u equate a woman with a premiership title?
Tssssk. . . . . .tssssssk. Germans lack manners.
Lil wonder the biggest anti-christ in the world was a german
Heil HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May his soul burn in perfect FLAME.

@ Loyika,

You are so pathetic. 
Lil wonder Arsenal fans are known as gays . . . . .Is this how u chat your babes up?
What a bad line to use . . . .If a man has a headache and he can't hump and reh reh reh  . . . . .
This was how u chased Razorr from pillar to post till she ran away from u . . . .She told me your lyrics were too soft.
If only u had consulted me before chasing Razorr . . . .she could have been yours . . .
I heard Razorr is now a top celebrity on a popular sports programme in Nigeria earning mad Gz and mad leaks . . .
Nigga please . . . . . .You have been played.

P.S. . . . . .  .I-man and Razorr are in the crown court sorting out some issues.

@ Valkyrie,

I am known as Jackal . . . . .I can make your dreams come true. 
Loyika is gay . . . . .he has got absolutely nothing for u.
If u want to stay alive on this forum . . . .move away from Arsenal fans especially the GAYNNERS.
98% of em are sexual deviants/sex predators.
Never lose your guard. . . .Keep ya eyes open.

@ Chuckdee4,

Fernando Torres against Vidic and Rio? Puhleeeeeease.
Tottenham went to Anfield and nearly won with their shitty defence . . . .It took Liverpool 92 minutes to find an equaliser.
United's strength lies in the fact that we can outscore any team in England . . . .Our weakest link is Wes Brown but we can deal with that.

On the offensive side of things . . . . .we have the most potent strike force in the league.
The HOLY TRINITY cannot be stopped . . . .Liverpool play to our hands all the time.
We love playing them as they always run into a cul de sac when playing Man Utd.
I cannot wait to see Ronaldo fleece Hyppia or Ferdinand score against the Scousers.

viee:
I hear one of the guys spotted at the scene was wearing Manchester United jersey

Viee, if u say that again. . . . . .i will smother u with a pillow.
We dont burgle our football players . . . . .There are jobs in Manchester . . .we dont live on benefits.
I heard through the grapevine that Robbie Fowler, Luis Garcia and Michael Owen were spotted with Balaclava masks loafing around.
Classic example of dissatisfied staff . . . .

@ Dayokanu,

When was the last time Liverpool won the domestic league?
They finished a massive 33 points behind Chelsea in the season they won UEFA in 2005?
Can u hear urself out? Liverpool has falled by their own standards and Man Utd is the force to reckon with in English football.
9 Premiership titles in 15 seasons and Liverpool is yet to clinch one . . . .tasssk, tssssk. Not good enough.
Man Utd is richer, bigger and morre enterprising . . . .Current value is 1 billion pounds(1/10th of that should buy Bayern Munich)

@ Loyika,

Compliment?
Well . . . . .Le Chac is now BORN AGAIN.