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@ Loyika,

It's a set-up!!!!!!!
Trust me to pop up when something evil befalls Arsenal.
I was away on a week vacation to St. Vincent . . .eating scallions/lobsters and sippin Vodka/Bacardi.
Anyways, where did it go wrong for u pillocks? I thunk most of y'all plonkers said u would go unbeaten this season.
I guess Mr. Southgate had other ideas.

I am waiting for Kit and Debosky.
We all know what Debo's excuses would be . . . .reh, reh, reh . . . .RVP was missing and Hleb had flu plus Wenger didnt need a win.
Kitaun wont have a clue . . . . He would blame the outcome on the weather and dubious decisions from the Referee.
Football can sometimes be crazy . . . .Debo and Vieira were already counting 3 points but it wasn't to be.
I wouldnt be gloating if u had shown class on the pitch . . . .Boro made y'all guys look like a championship team.

@ Chuckdee4,

It evens up.
He had a genuine claim against Fulham and Robbin' Styles booked him for diving . . . . .
Granted, the penalty against Derby was a bit soft but thats life . . . .

@ Loyika,

Are u high on speed?
Aliadiere carved the GAYnners defence times without number . . . .I have never seen SAGNA so pathetic.
OMG . . . . .we should all borrow a leaf from Middlesboro . . .  .They didnt win the match by fluke, they won it by working em socks off.
Tuncay was a pest to Toure and Gallas and his goal was just FUCKING HELL.
SAF . . . . .pls bring out the cheque book and sign Aliadiere.

@ I-man aka 4play,
I have been watching the EPL long enough to know Arsenal are pretenders.
No character, no will, no ambition . . . . .I knew Boro would grill the gaynners after what Newcastle did last week . . .
Arsenal cannot handle anything physical . . . .we all saw that last night. They couldn't have won the game with Fab4 and Hleb in display.
Boateng would have bullied em off the park as well . . . . Boro was just awesome, creating chances after chances.
Gosh . . . . . .I was so ecstatic . . . .I emptied a bottle of Courvoisier and i didnt feel shit.

@ tboy1,

Ronaldo is the number one penalty-taker, he is not selfish.
What is to say Tevez won't missif he had taken it? Ronaldo is on a run and he has scored in 6 successive games he has played for Man Utd.
I hope that continues till the new year.
What a player . . . . what a talent.

@ I-man,

JACKAL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a breath of fresh air especially after Arsenal was beaten BLUE-BLACK yesterday.
At least, Nairaland GAYNNERS would have realised Jackal is a prophet . . . .Arsenal players hate the winter . . .Their legs get heavy.
Trust me, Boro should have scored 5-6 goals if they had been more clinical. I am waiting to see Debosky's excuse this time around.
There's no way Arsenal can win the league with yesterday's shambolic performance.

@ toba1909,

Its nightime here(12.59am) and i am even feeling sleepy.
U think this is fun to u?
Typical gaynner . . . .when u leave this arena, u go home and crym innit?

@ tosinadeda,

Why dont u play the fool and shut ur traps . . . .
Seems u love brewing trouble.

I concur, son . . .
Ferguson needs 2 strikers fasssssst . . . .
Agbo can be lured away from Villa if u give em godson(Fletcher) and Frenchies (Silvestre & Saha).
Whatchuthink? Saha's shambolic performance last night told me we still need bodies in that striking department.
Rooney and Apache cannot bear this burden alone . . . .They need 2 bodies to cover for em in case they get crocked/suspended.

@ toba1909,

Thats the point, i am built like a german tank . . .I dont get tired.
U will get tired and pissed before i do and thats why i am lethal.
Do u want this to stop or u still want me to cop a squat on u?

Lusting?
Medube, i kinda like ur sense of humour there.
You are very harsh . . . .good game, guys.
Keep up the pressure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

Arsenal will be GRILLED on saturday.
Agbonlahor and Ashley Young are definitely better than Adebayor and Walcott!!!!!!!!!!
If Arsene Wenger is as astute as people make him to be . . . .He should sign one of those players.
People talk about England having no quality player outside the big 4 but i have seen enough of these guys to know they are GOLD.
What a game!!!!!!!! 4 goals against an in form Blackburn side? I am licking ma lips already.

Are u this senseless?
I'm called Jackal and u are still doubting if i am carnivorous or herbivorous . . . .
U need to see your shrink . . . . Now stop acting like a dingbat.

I dont cause chaos.
Jackal fights for a cause . . .He hates Arsenal fans that talk via their shitty asses.
I am not God. . . .I am Jackal . . . .Nairaland Gaynners' most-hated member . . . .
Now run along and forget this ever happened!!!!!

Say hi to Flabbyass for me.

@ Akola,

U dont understand this, do u?
Avram Grant has done exceptionally well . . . .He was under immense pressure to perform.
A lot of peops had written him off even before he went to OT . . . Chelsea was in disarray but he has managed to stablise the team.

Secondly, the game against Schalke was a freak game.
Many big players were missing . . . the whole back four were new members of the team.
How easy do u think it is to shove new players here and there and u expect them to form a perfect understanding.
One of the many reasons Jose was successful was the fact that injuries werent too prevalent in his early days.
He was able to play the same thing consecutively thus forming a humungous team stability, balance and chemistry.

Unfortunately, Mr Grant hasnt enjoyed that luxury yet. . . . .
Judge Grant when 90% of the team is fit and playing . . . .when he can bring quality from the bench to change the course of a match.
He is so close to that stage now . . . .Just watch when Carvalho, Ferreira, Malouda and others get back to the squad.
When u have crap players on the bench . . . .a manager feel reluctant to make changes cos the subs are not gonna add anything to the game.
Give AG a chance for crying out loud . . . .He deserves respect, for the 1st time in 30 months, Chelsea is enjoy good publicity.

Peace? U dare talk about peace u pinhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You scatterbrain dont get it, do u?
I am easy going, not bovvering nobody until an asswax like u bleeps with me and hell is let loose!!!!!
You crossed ma path and thats why i am devouring u now . . . . .Choose ur playmates!!!!!!
Playing with a carnivorous beast will leave u scratched, bitten and death may become u.

Now that u r waving a white flag, i ma let u be.
Next time, look before u leap or u might get bludgeoned.
I am feeling a bit charitable today so go in PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talking about nuisance . . . .You are the only nuisance on this thread.
Were u not the dolt that said u was LOSTING TO BOLTON?

The situations are very different . . . . .Rafa's case was normal cause he was the same manager that played both matches(home and away)
Rafa lost to Besiktas 2-1 away and won 8-0 at HOME . . . .Teams are expected to win matches at HOME.

JM couldnt beat Rosenborg at SB . . . . .Grant trounced em 4-0 in Norway(away) . . .Thats an achievement.
Besides, Grant led Chelsea to Riverside stadium and won . . .Mourinho was beaten there TWICE.
Grant also walloped Man City 6-0 . . . . .A score-line Mourinho never achieved in his 3 years at Chelsea.
What else do we need to say? Chelsea plays better . . . .scoring good goals and no bad publicity.
Have u ever heard Grant calling Wenger a gay or saying Ronaldo is an illiterate?
Grant epitomises class, strength and competence.

Is this ur response?
Aiight, lemme do this mano o mano.
Since u refused to back down, i am going to switch to a higher gear . . . .

Do u think at all?
Cant u see beyond ur nose for once in ur impoverished life?
Must u resort to cheap cusses when u are under ma cosh?
Ahaaaaaaaaaa . . . . .I see, it must be language u grew up with.
Your parents musta called u that while u were growing up.

The last comment from u shows i am really taking a dig at u.
U are the most moronic gaynner i have met on this forum but hey, look on the brighter side of things . . . .
I might find a dumber gaynner in the next few weeks . . . .they come by the dozens these days.
Get a life . . . Get a dog!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Folahann,

U better tell that asswax to stop riling me up or else i am gonna diss him till kingdom come.
I can understand intelligent people trying to have a footie chat with me . . . .but a nincompoop? No way in HELL.
The battle is about to start and i am not backing off.
I wanna show this simpleton we aint on the same level . . . . .

@ Akola,

I am disappointed.
Jose Mourinho couldnt beat the same Rosenborg at SB . . . . .Grant went to Norway and whupped em 4-0.
What else do u need? Chelsea wasnt even full-strength and they were able to score 4 beautiful goals with sexy football.
Everything went superb from the blast of the whistle . . .Players were more commited and the whole team play was just effecient.
Lets call a spade what it is . . . . .Grant has surpassed everyone's expectations.
He is yet to lose apart from the game @ OT . . . .Cant blame him for that loss . . .Morale was low, played 10 men for 60 mins.
Bleep Mourinho . . .Grant is ma man any day . . . .If he beats Arsenal at the Emirates, i will join Chelsea for 24 hrs.
You want to bet?

@ toba1909,

Your father's mouth is diarrhoea infected!!!!!!!
I know i shouldnt be saying HIV killed ur Dad but u had to force me to say it.
Anyways, your momma is still in ma dog kennel on a leash and a nylon muzzle.
I am about to feed her crumbs from ma croissant.

I am gonna chase u out of this forum until u learn to respect Le Chac.
Shnooks like u shouldnt be living amonst intelligent people.
Like i said . . . .U were a product of a cheap drunk sex rendezvous.
Your upbringing is disgusting and a twerp like u should be avoided by all means.
When u learn to read and write properly, we can have a decent discussion.
Until then . . . . . .suck Kit's muthafucking cock with a condom on!!!!!!!!!!

@ Toba1909 and MC Omo,

Association of heterophobes . . . .
You twats are pathetic. . . . . why wait till now to hurl grime at me?
Are u guys fucking cowards?
Arsenal lost to Sevilla . . . .why is it so hard for u airheads to take?

Toba1909=slowpoke.
MC Omo= Idiot Savant.
Y'all guys should get a life.
Out of all the 4 teams that played in Europe . . . .only the GAYnners lost.

@ nateevs,

Good game.

Did u see Taiye Taiwo's goal for Marseille?
It has to be the goal of the week.

@ nateevs,

Do u need any other conviction that Grant is a genius?
I told u Chelsea is deadly IF THEY HAVE THEIR BIG PLAYERS IN THE TEAM.
With Terry-Essien-Lampard-Drogba and Avram Grant. . . . .I guarantee u loads of goals.
That was attacking football at the very best . . . . sterling quality.
Something i never saw when Mourinho was here. . . . . .This could end 6-0.
U wanna bet?

@ Ralvy,

Thank Ya.

@ Islander,

You look so gorgeous, babes.
Errrm, errrm, errm, I envy your boyfriend.

@ Ralvy,

Is that a dynamite?

FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARRY REDKNAPP HAS BEEN ARRESTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Doyin13,

Where are you?
Heard he's been in custody in the last 4 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Islander,

Lemme make a STATEMENT. . . . . . . .
Let all roaches/vermins/dogs/pests/fleas/bugs know that Islander and Jackal are siamese twins co-joined in the hip.
Any ninny who tries to hurl puke at Islander will have to come through me.
All y'all dirty simpletons should get a life and let an innocent girl be.
She is not a LovePeddler like y'all mommas.
Buncha heterophobes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Tayocock,

You are such a plonker.
Never knew u function on a single digit IQ . . .
Like someone said . . . .You should have been in the semen ur mother swallowed.
Actually, i should have been ur father . . . .but i had to use a condom.
Your momma's pussy was so smelly . . .samples were taken off it to make biological weapons in the Iraq/Iran war.
She got paid in the process and that was when she married the jerk who happens to be ur father!!!!!!!!!
Some bit of history for ur sorry ass . . . .If u want war . . .I ma bring it to ur bedroom.
You cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Tayoccu,

What i die for is not ur momma's business.
What your business should be is to get a job to feed ur hungry parents who are suffering from acute poverty.
Lemme break y'all something proper . . .U gays dont get it, do u?
10-12 peops hurling puke at an innocent girl means y'all are cowards . . . .
This is how u go about gossiping like sissies on a public forum . . .Y'all are just a posse of airheads.

Islander is ma employee and i wont stand back and watch y'all retards have a field day with ur jobless antics.
Y'all pussies should get a life or self-service off.
If u aint got nuthing to do with ur time. . . . U can be on the streets hawking recharge cards in Lagos.
The next time u spew ma name in a disrespectful way shall be ur last . . . .ask around, i am such a violent thang.
Blimey, the 1st lady in ur posse felt ma wrath when she went outta line . . . .she should tell u what i am about.
Say hello to ur momma. . . . .Tell her to return the un-used condoms i left on her bed last week.

@ Islander,

Where is tayoccu?
I guess he's sucking his momma's wrinkled pussy . . . . .
No wonder there is a pungent smell oozing on this particular thread.
So this is where the sapheadz of this forum dwell? I will make a mental note.
I am waiting for tayoccu to come back here and do battle or else i will make his incestuous life pay.

P.S. . . . . You look so buff . . . .All ya haters shall rot in HELL and i wish the Devil stick needles in their eyes.

@Islander,

I cant believe what i am reading on this thread.
Are Nigerians this jobless that they resort to cheap shots about what u look like . . . .are these sissies?
This is more of ME AGAINST THE WORLD kinda thang.
Anyways, i am confident u can handle them.

@ Tayoccu,

If ur momma gave u blessings when u were born . . . U should know better than to say shit to me,
I will give the opportunity to ask around before u go this lane with me.
Ask the leader of ur posse . . . .he knows better than to draw swords with me.
I will mail ur heart to ur mother by the time i am through.
Matter of fact, in 15 minutes . . . . DEATH could become u.

@ Islander,

All these dolts running after your ass?
I appreciate the fact that opposites attract . . . .they want to associate themselves with an achiever but can u cope with an army of ninnies?
Seriously . . . . I smell a huge conspiracy against u here.
5-10 peops shouldnt be writing such heresies about u if there's no gossip, backstabs and fuckeries . . . .
Anyways . . . i can assure u this: YOU WILL NOT LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring me alarm if u need ma help . . . . I have got 6 DELTA TEAMS on standby.

@ Islander,

Why expend your energy on this buncha pillocks!!!!!!!!!
For all u know, it could be one jobless Arrow masking himself as 5 different peops.
Still cant phatom out why a posse of jobless twerps will be spilling ejaculates at the sight of ur handle.
It seems u must be so hotttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can i see ur pics, please?

@ Debosky,

U have an immunity against our bullets.
If only all these scatterbrains can be like u and admit Arsenal lost to a better team . . . .i wouldnt be here.
U hit the nail on the head when u said it seems Arsenal cannot function without Hleb, RVP and a fit Cesc.
Meanwhile . . . .did u deliver ma message to TOH?

@ Whitelexi,

U dont dwell in the past but i have heard some muggins talk about the unbeaten run of 2004.
I have also heard some airheads also talk about how u thrashed United home and away last season.
If peops dont dwell in the past . . . .why are some teams seeded in Europe and some aren't?
Is it not because of their PAST ACHIEVEMENTS? Admit it . . . .You are a dingbat!!!!!!!!!