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@ Razorr,

Toshmann?
Dont expect to see him until Liverpool thumps Derby County or Marseille . . . .
Liverpool should now accept they are below Man Utd, Arsenal and Chelsea in England.
Whatchuthink?

Benitez's cheeks look like ma piggybank when i was 5.
The blush is potent enough to dye Debosky's fake Nigerian passport from GREEN to RED(British).
I am sure Debo must be kicking himself now as their nemesis is back on track.
Where would u rather meet the GAYnners? Semis or Wembley?

@ Razorr,

Now that u have the S/final ticket . . . .
Lets wait and see who u square dance in January.
I am praying hard u draw those gays(ARSENAL).

@ Nateevs,

You guys are mean.
This is a conspiracy to kick Rafa Benitez out of Liverpool.
Steve Coppell, Alex Ferguson and now Avram Grant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 defeats on the BOUNCE . . . . . .Where's toshmann . . . .I need to taunt him back to the last millennium.

@ Razorr Raze,

Liverpool looks flat-footed.
No drive, no grit, no passion . . . . . .Tevez's goal musta deflated em.
Anyways . . . You should have this one wrapped up by now Lampard and Kalou are mis-firing again.
The only change i can see happening is Lampard fucking off for Ballack . .
In all honesty, i think Mikel and Essien(how u missed him on sunday) controlled the midfield very well.
Just make sure u beat em scousers so we can smother Toshmann tonight.

Cech is in goal and not doing badly.
Of course . . . .I want Chelsea to WIN this so they can have a chance of meeting those GOONS in the Semis or at Wembley.
De Javu?

@ Razorr,

Essien and Mikel will smother the threat Alonso might pose in the midfield.
Carvalho is back and Cech is in goal.
Expect a rout.

Prenuptial agreements are intact.
U know i dont violate any thing that has kizzack to do with the law.
We are still in business.

@ Hot Razorr,

Gosh . . . . . . .Where have u been?
This thread missed u . . . . . .I can understand how u feel after those GAYnners cheated to SCORE on sunday.
Their day will come soon . . . . .even their youth handler has given the title to Man Utd.
How syk is that?

Chelsea playing at home will always go one way . . . .Victory for Chelsea.
Besides, Benitez made 9 changes to the peops that started against Man Utd on sunday.
Essien is back for Chelsea and Carvalho is rearing to go and Ballack will start from the bench.

Grant should win this easily and hope he gets anutha chance to put the GAYNNERS to the sword.
S/finals are in late January so Anelka should be ready by then to smother em GAYNNERs.
Meanwhile . . . .watch out for Alonso though.

@ Debosky,

Now this is where the plot thickens . . .
Some peops in ur camp think i love the Arses . . . . .Please tell em i hate em to bits n ions!!!!!
U guys come to the United thread as much as i come here to stir y'all emotions.
So if u dont like me here . . . . . .All y'all can lick MC Omo's artificial balls.
He lost the natural one to the bullets of em OPERATION SWEEP while tampering with oil pipelines in Ejigbo.

Heard Arsenal is selling Flamster . . . . .Seems the contract negotiations hit a brick-wall.
What happened to the 70 milla in Wenger's coffers?
Why do i have a feening Arsenal deceived everyone with that bogus statement of account?
As soon as i learnt it wasn't audited by an independent auditor, i knew something was fishy!!!!!

@ Folahann,

Dont stick ur snoutz here . . . .
I dunno when u morons will learn to mind ur faggotish business.
Let no man come between Debosky n Chacal sparring in a boxing ring. . .
U will get hit . . . .stay away from the gun-line.
You have been warned!!!!!!!

Akolawole:
@McOmo

Somebody phone me today from England saying he saw a Nigerian dacing super-naked at totenham court road enroute oxford street.

Maybe na Jackal.

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In this sub-zero temperature? I will only do it for 10 million pounds, nothing less.
BTW, whats going down at the Bridge tonight . . . .Can u guys cage a rampant Liverpool side?
I have feeling BALLACK will step up to the plate tonight!!!!!

@ Akola,

Plenty WIVES and kids?
Hmmmmmm . . . . .I doff ma hats, man!!!!!!
Plenty WIVES? In this day and age?

Anyways, I didnt go to any vigil. . . .I just have a feenin' it's BALLACK's season.
The German has something to prove to y'all doubters that he can cut it in England.
Meanwhile . . . .I think Anelka is coming to Chelsea in January to deputise for Drogba.
United might also swap Berbatov for Louis Saha. Now thats cheese news!!!!!

@ Debosky,

For the last time . . . .stop smoking your pubic hair.
This is ma last warning . . . .STOP SMOKING hash . . . . . . .
The rate at which ur fangs dart up and down is alarming . . . .I wldnt normally have a problem with it if its spewing sense . . . .but it seems u r fast losing ur mind. A comprehensive psycho-evaluation test is urgently needed to determine which part of ur cerebrum is hit by fungii!!!!!!!!!
Ummmmh. . , . . . . . .Have u taken ur blue pills?

All these GAYnners . . . .Why cant y'all leave me alone.

Most of y'all are gays anyway.
So of what use are ur women to y'all?
Nnenneigbo is ma new recruit i am trying to lure into the Man Utd camp . . .Just like i prised Fashola away from MC Omo.

@ Akolawole,

Chelsea to WIN 3-0.
Ballack HATRICK.

@ Akolawole,

Thank U o.
Debosky and MC Omo dunno more than expired milk and chesticles . . . . They are all sex-starved.
This is the reason why Nnenneigbo always walk with her body armour on . . .just because of the Gaynner PERVS!!!!

@ Nnenneigbo,

Try and change this ur handle . . . . . .its quite cumbersome to type on the keyboard.
Why not Nne for short or Nneka(the pretty serpent)

@ MC Omo,

You are a DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 months for FRAUD? I am having a wicked LAUGH.
MC Omo is on his monthly PMS again . . . . . .Why do u think everyone is like u?
U want me to cast out what u suffered in the hands of em EFCC goons last year when ur CAFE got busted in Lagos?
How u were stripped naked with pieces of broom forced into the eye of ur PENIS?
Hmmmmm . . . . .Dont push me further or else i will tell NL u were forced to fellate on the DPO's wrinkled dick.

@ Debosky,

Michael Ballack will win the GOLDEN BOOT this season.
I expect him to grab a brace/hatrick tonight and stamp his authority in the Chelsea team.
J Evans is no rapist . . . . . .Get y'all facts right and yes . . . .ANDERSON is a playa. . . . .he is following the steps of ROMARIO.

@ Nnenneigbo,

The ALMUNIA of the Arsenal fans . . .
What did u say? Please speak louder as i cannot hear u from this end.
Aiiiyo Debosky, pls lend nnenneigbo a mic so she can be heard.

@ MC Omo,

Johnny Evans has gone back to Carrington's complex.
He wasn't CHARGED for anything and investigations still continue.
I told y'all . . . . . . .Our Players are decent UNLIKE yours.

Pasuma cannot enter the UK again . . . . . .The only place he can go is Ireland.
Mind u . . .Ireland is not UK, u bloody dork!!!!!!!!!!!
Pasuma(ur cous) breached the conditions on his visitor's visa and he has been BARRED.

BRF(ur uncle) is also a doofus . . . Its funny how u are surrounded by a host of ninnies.
Pasuma, BRF, Lordi, Debosky and last but not the least, Arsene.
Its an association of the mentally-ill.
P.S. . . . . .Have u completed the Eti-Osa project handed to u by BRF?

@ MC Omo,

You are a bloody Arrow.
The 1st official RAPIST in the PREMIERSHIP is Robin Van Persie.
Now, the latest incident has been traced to Robin Hood himself . . . . He used Johnny Evans' mask to rape a chic.
The arm of law will soon catch up with Van Persie. . . .trust me.

Your cousin is a tout . . . .never mind he is a RED DEVIL. I am sure he joined Red Devil so i will stop criticising him but i wont STOP!!!!!!!!!
Fash is not ma man at all . . . . He is JUDAS, a phoney, a pussy, a fake, A STAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pasuma is a refined musician? Just because he now features in Celebrity dancing schitzo doesn't make him a celeb.
No wonder he has been BARRED from entering the UK . . . . .It shows how refined he is . . . .Bloody Arrow.


@ Whitelexi.

Johnny Evans is being questioned . . . . He hasn't been charged.
Seems y'all GAYnners dont know the difference between questioning and charging someone.
Van Persie sat in jail for 3 weeks before he was released . . . .That shows he actually commited the CRIME.
Evans is now in Carrington so thta should tell u he aint GUILTY. . . .He was being questioned cos he was the last dude to speak to the bitch.
For all u know . . . This bitch could be crying false rape . . . .remember how they stitched Cristiano 2 seasons ago.

@ akx,

El Nino Vs El Apache . . . .

El Nino . . . .The KID.
El Apache . .The Gun-toting GANGSTAR.

Pls do the math!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ MC Omo,

You are a DINGBAT!!!!!!!!!!
Bloody Hell . . . . .what have u just spewed?

PASUMA will bloody play anywhere with street urchins like u in POWER!!!!!!
Your same uncle in power empowered the police to start nicking women wearing jeans and tank tops in LAGOS!!!!!!
Blimey . . . .Your uncle should be arrested for violating the Human Act Rights

I was told ARSENAL fans in lagos is OCCULTIC.
Saw in the news how a Barca fan was stabbed to death when Barcelona whupped Arsenal in the UCL finals of 2005/06.
Also heard how u painted lagos RED on sunday because u managed to scrap a victory against Chelsea in 4 years.
The last thing i need now is some moronic gaynners spewing balderdash/acting like a manie around me.

Do u really think i have got the time to start subscribing for HiTV when i get to Lagos?
HiTV that u cannot rewind, fast forward or pause live games? I even heard they don't show Andy Gray/Jamie Redknapp's analysis before, during and after the games . . . .Did u guys see THE DEBATE(1 hr exclusive analysis of SUNDAY's GRANDSLAM) before the games?
Those are the schitzo that makes the matches bonz . . . .Not the heresies Larry Izamoje is spewing.

Dubai? Do u have a problem with The Middle East?
Tell your Guv'nor to sponsor your trip to Dubai and see its beauty.
Hanging around on Allen Avenue junction and collecting perks from Danfo drivers aint the way to live.
Remember . . . . .the people that were there last term are all being caged now.
James Ibori is now resting his gay ass in Jail as we speak . . . .so SLOW YOUR ROLL.

@ MC Omo,

Stop talking like a DINGBAT!!!!!!!!!
Did ur shithead read the conditions attached to the schitzo?
I said . . . IT DEPENDS ON THE PERSONNEL.
Seems Kitaun aka THE WEIRD MC cannot read.

@ Dayokanu,

Man Utd's trophy cabinet should speak?
Well . . . . . . .  Ferguson's trophy cabinet CAN SINK THE TITANIC and it dwarfs all what Bundesliga's teams have won since the fall of MAN.
What is this schnook on about? Are u this nebbish?
How can any airhead compare SAF to Shitzfeld?
Gosh. . . .Dayo, u need some soul-searching!!!!!!

Lemme school u a bit because it seems u function on SPERMFLAKES instead of BRAINS.
First all, UEFA champions league has become a puppet league . . .The only reason why English clubs are participating is because there is no other prestigious continental tournament they can go.
How does it sound in your ears that Charlton, West Brom and Sheffield United made more MONEY relegating in the EPL than AC Milan that won UEFA champions league . . . . . . . . .This shows the power of the EPL.

Man Utd as EPL champions made 50 million quid . . . .  .AC Milan got 27 million quid as UEFA champions.
We made TWICE as much as MILAN who won in Europe so go figure . . . .Club Owners will tell u its all about the benjamins . . . .
So, don't be surprised when Derby county pockets anutha 30 milla at the end of the season . . . .
Shitzfeld has lost his dressing room . . . .Thats why he has been sacked and re-sacked . . . .The old Nazi is going senile . . .
Took out Ribery against Bolton in his foolishness and allowed Bolton wanderers to equalise . . . .It took him almost 82 mins to bring a 2nd striker in against Hertha Berlin when he should have introduced him earlier.
The old Arrow stuck with 2 defensive midfielders against a sheepish Hertha in a HOME GAME.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats more . . . .
Shitzfeld's team are now miles away from the compelling form they had shown at the beginning of the campaign. The gulf between aspiration and reality has become so wide it threatens to gobble up Bayern's entire season. Ever since Kevin Davies scored Bolton's second equaliser at the Allianz Arena back in October, the club has been under profound pressure.  Bayern Munich is now known as a PALACE WITHOUT A ROOF.
Even more worryingly for Ottmar, his players have shown little, if any tactical development under his tutelage.
Everything seems contingent on individual sparks of genius; they haven't developed any discernible system of play. Free-kicks and corners have been embarrassingly harmless, too. And even Shitzfeld loyalists can't figure out why the manager never seems to make any decent substitutions.

You need to get your head out of your ass . . . . BAYERN/SHITZFELD are going DOWN.

@ Chuckdee4,

Tevez and Eduardo?
I will let their MARKET VALUE/ACHIEVEMENTS determine who the bollockz is . . . .

@ Loyika,

I dont even know what to do to y'all GAYNNERS.
Damn . . . . .U wankers just love taking the piss.
Anyways, the title chase is still very much alive.
Tottenham under Poyet/Ramos seems to have found their mojo.

@ MC Omo,

U wont lemme have a breather because u are having a PASUMA party adjacent ma street. . . .
Lest i forget, i cannot make the trip to Lagos again for various reasons.
First all, i heard EPL fans in Lagos is close to CULTISM. . . . .I cannot let miscreants(GAYNNERS) whup me with JUJU for wearing a Man Utd shirt.
Besides that, i am yet to change ma DSTV to HiTV . . . .How the phuck am i gonna watch 8 Prem games in Lagos?
Le Chacal will be having a 4 week vacation in Dubai . . . .Heard its nice down there so i am so sorry i will be breaking ur Homo heart.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All these venom-laced comments on me?
Lemme see the list again . . .

Loyika(Arsene Wenger)

Nnenneigbo(Almunia)
Debosky(Sagna)
Chuckdee4(Clichy)
Mrpataki(Toure)
MC OmoGallas)
Tosinadeda(Rosicky)
Touche(Flamini)
Bleep You up(Adebayor)
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Please add 3 more members to make a muppet Gaynner's team.
P.S. Who is Eduardo and Cesc amongst y'all?

I was just taking the piss on Debosky and Chuckdee4.
Never mind . . . U will never understand the depth of our rivalry.
They know why i am doing this . . . .They have done it to me in the past so its PAYBACK.
Meanwhile, when did u become their attorney?

@ nnenneigbo,

Join the queue of losers? Hell Nah . . . .
I am Man Utd through and through, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
We have got HISTORY unlike Arsenal who are still searching for it . . . .
Never won the Carling cup/UCL under Wenger . . . .Is that the line u want me to queue up n join?
Why would i trade a VW Bugatti Veyron for a VW Bora?

What words?
Cant u see the conditions i listed before making ma vows?
I said it depends on the personnel playing the game . . .
Wenger's team selection was different to what i was shown . . . .so the deal cant go through.
Arsenal played well given the circumstances and having a man sent off in the 90th minute . . . .

Reaching the Semis doesnt guarantee the title . . . .afterall, this is a cup u haven't won in 11 good attempts so whats the dealie?
U reached the finals last season and what happened? Lost to Chelsea.
U reached the S/finals in the UNBEATEN season as well and what happened? U lost to Boro!!!!
Better start praying u dont meet either Chelsea or Liverpool in the next round.
One of em will be trying to take their pound of flesh off y'all by then.
Enjoy the ride.

@ toshmann,

Tune ur TV to SKYSPORTS.
The culprit has just been masked.
Guess who?. . . . .ROBIN VAN PERSIE . . . . .Premiership's resident RAPIST!!!!!!!!!

@ Lawyer,

I am only yanking Debosky's chain.
He knows why i am doing this to him.
The Arrow didnt let me breathe when Eduardo joined Arsenal . . . .He was always gloating over him so i know why i am taunting Debosky over this.
I know some players need time to adapt to a different culture, language and the whole shebang . . . .

@ Debosky,

You are a Arrow . . . . .Tevez has scored more than Eduardo . . . .You cannot even count again.
Tevez has scored 7 league goals and 2 UEFA champions league goals. . . . .so do the math, Arrow!!!!!!!!
Some players need bedding in ma ass . . . .  , It seems Anderson didnt need so much bedding in . . .He is a brazilian and came from Porto.
Why is he matching Gerrard and Flabbypass stride for stride at the tender age of 19 and Eduardo is still bedding in?
I know your brains is leaking blood like an Australian Gorilla on her period

It beggars belief that u are still a doofus.
What should one expect from a GAYnner? Sperm-flakes is what occupies your oblong-shaped head.
You cannot even co-ordinate your senses again . . . .You don't know Apache is now on the same goal tally with Adebayor . . . . .
Blimey . . . .Debosky needs to see his herbalist . . . .Def'ly, u need to see more than a neuro-surgeon.
You need a spiritual bath on Mount Kilimanjaro to wash away the heterophobic scent off your wrinkled cock.
Should i go ahead? Lemme let u breathe a bit.
Have that, u lummox!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ MC Omo,

This is a cup United has won before . . . .
A cup Arsene Wenger hasn't won after 11 ATTEMPTS . . . . . .He needs to win it now.
This is his best shot to win it once and for all . . . . . . .His failure to win this cup might spell his doom.
Ferguson's eyes are locked on bigger cheddarz . . . .not a Carling Cup we lifted only last year!!!!!!!

@ Chuckdee4,

Tevez has scored 7 league goals in 15 starts for Man Utd . . . .Thats about 1 goal every 2 matches.
Thatis a good return for a support striker . . . . . . .
Eduardo wont miss from 4 yards  . . . .I am having a laugh.
We all saw how RVP and Fabregas missed from 2 yards against Petr Cech.
Granted, RVP's shot was well taken but Cesc has the chance to bury it but Petr Cech stopped his shot with his leg from 2 YARDS!!!!!!
Need i say more?

@ Debosky,

U talk crap . . . . Eduardo wasn't tactically suited to play against Chelsea? Are u outta ur mind?
So who is tactically suited? Bendtner?
Are u saying DUDU was bought to play Carling cup games or what exactly is your point here?
A player that was bought to replace HENRY and is yet to score a single goal in the league . . . .
I saw him against Newcastle and Middlesboro . . . .He was pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe he needs time . . . .but so far so good . . . .He is not exactly what u might call a BALL OF FIRE.
U wanna know who the balls of fire are? Try Tevez, Torres, Anderson, Elano and maybe Sagna.

@ Chuckdee4,

Good game . . . . .
Blackburn disappointed me . . . .They were too edgy!!!!!
Patience is the key to beat Arsenal. . . . .They couldn't replicate what SPURS did at Man City tonight.
Anyways . . . . .Lets hope u dont meet Chelsea/Liverpool in the Semis.
Congratz!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Dudu is a FLOP . . . . .His juniors all played on GRANDSLAM sunday . . . . .Where was DUDU when Tevez, Anderson, Fab4 and Bendtner were playing?
I think Diarra is trying to get a message across that he is better than Roy Keane . . . .with his head like coconut!!!!!
Buncha asswipes.

@ I-man,

Excuses . . . .excuses . . . . .excuses.
These are the kinda peops that mislead NL GAYnners to believe their team is really young.
Whatz so young about Arsenal?
Adebayor? Eduardo? Gilberto? Lehmann? Rosicky? Hleb? Eboue? Toure? Van rapist Persie?
Its pure FUCKERY!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

Arguing with Dayokanu is as futile as making a dog FLY!!!!!!!!
He has to be the most moronic football fan on this forum . . . .His case is worse than most GAYnners cos he has got that uncanny ability to remain blind, deaf and dumb to facts.
Bayern Munich will struggle to beat Everton and thats even me being CHARITABLE.