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LadyT:
Hot slap?@Jackal

I hope your ready for a hot kick in the nuts!!!

Kick in the nuts?
Where did that come from?
Are u genitally obsessed?

tope2000:
Does the woman get to choose the punishment?

Of course!!!!!

stillwater:
Huh, what gave you that kind of impression?

Everything about u.
Marriage, Mall, Motherhood and all em kinda comments.

genius33:
So what happens if the husband 'steps out of line'?

Then he should be punished accordingly.

LadyT:
LMAOOO Better!!!

And that ranges from mild scolding to hot slaps.

LadyT:
Jackal is all talk such hot air. Hes a pussy cat really. You may wear the pants but your partner will be your PARTNER! Not your house girl

The man is the head of the house.
If a woman steps out of line in marriage, it is the duty of her husband to reprimand her accordingly.
The degree of the dressing down is open to debate.

@ Stillwater,

You are a student? Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here i am thinking you are a full house-wife.

dayokanu:
Are you Okay? Klose with 40 International goals 10 at the world cup.

Na that one Do you remember that Rooney went for almost 3 seasons in the Champions league without a goal.

Thats a LIE.

2004/05(Rooney's debut season) . . . . . Bagged a hatrick against Fernabache on his debut for Man Utd.
2005/06. . . . . . . . . . .BAGGED a Red card in a season United didn't make it out of the group.
2006/07 . . . . . . . . . . Scored against Roma in Rome and at Old Trafford.
2007/08 . . . .  . . . . . .Scored many mouth-watering goals.

So where is your almost 3 seasons without a Champions league goal?
Dayokanu, you are a flaming PRAT.

debosky:
yes there is, he is retarded.

. . . .That was HARSH!!!

No! I would shoot a feminist.

@ genius33,

It depends on the husband.
Any woman marrying me would still be objurgated if she steps outta line whether she is a CEO or Beyonce Knowles.
I wear the pants. . . . . She wears her skirts.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=143978.msg2399434#msg2399434 date=1213992887]thousands of HRs?. . . nah just the one

postcode depends on what day of the week, its either CF24, HA2, SE2, W11 or WC2

cell number? No

NI? Hell No [/quote]So u expect to be sampled based on this little information? You are taking the piss!!!
Ma fraud alert is flashing RED so i would have to decline your offer.

stillwater:
Entrapment or not, you guys end up getting married. For example, at this moment Pataki is getting married to Tope and they are sharing e-kisses.

Unfortunately, we have to. . . . .
However, the effects of the entrapment can be cushioned if one finds the right blend.

Physicist? I wish.

You are not?
So what are u? Chemist or an Engineer?
You seem to know a lot about v= u + at.

stillwater:
This is much better unlike the entrapment theory you try to insinuate.

It is still an ENTRAPMENT . . . .  

Must you say specimen?

I was only using terms u can OVERstand especially when you are a physicist!!!!!

stillwater:
Which is to say, you are scared of getting into something not so big a task. I never thought you a weakling. I'm beginning to think otherwise.

Not true. I have this policy: I like to do my very BEST in anything i put my hands into.
Bearing this in mind, i am taking ma time to go into marriage and make sure it LASTS forever and ever.
However, with the specimens i have seen so far, i am not convinced.
I cannot afford to jump into it and jump out after a couple of years.
Geddit??

Fooled who? Am I not the one who pointed it out to you that your were shedding meaningless and insignificant tears earlier on?

You weren't totally convinced.

Pataki:
@ Jackal,

We beginning series of romance tutorials on nairaland now.

Q1. What is marriage?

Q2. What is the right age for a lady to get married?

Q3. How long are you allowed to stay married?

Q4. How can you know if he is a player?

So tell me who and who now?

U can't blame em. . . . .
Lots of desperate minds out there.
Parents are sick of Nigerian gurls sitting at home once they clock 25-26. . . .The pressure is now monstrous!

stillwater:
You guys can whine all you want, tomorrow is Saturday, some streets have already been closed for weddings in Nigeria by now.

Getting married is not the biggest task BUT will the marriage last happily ever after??
Any idiot can walk the isle. . . . . .Blimey, how many times has Jennifer Lopez done that?

It sounded more like you begging for sympathy.

I'm glad i had u fooled.
Thats suspension of disbelief at it's sterling quality.

@ Pataki,

Romance 101. . . . . . .Who and who?

The Sly:
Touche. . . .Touche. . . Touche. . . . .

Honestly, it's funny how someone would just feel the world starts and ends on her boobs n butt. . .  .
In this global village where the world has shrunk to a fist. . . . . nothing is impossible.
I can go on a dating site in Ukraine or Vietnam and find me a branded hymen. . . . Why would i need a refurbished one??

dayokanu:
If Ballack should inspire germany to win like you assumed then He would be the Undisputed Best player in the World. No questions!!

Then u would have been the biggest idiot this forum has ever produced if u believe that.
Michael Ballack will not be in the top ten best player in the world. Fabregas would rank above him as far as this year is concerned.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=143978.msg2399123#msg2399123 date=1213987713]My brother, na so we see am oh

the dude has be prowling Nairaland harassing us with this garbage

if this is the caliber of men left in the world, i will reattach my hymen, hang my hat, give up sex and forever remain single [/quote]. . . . . and we will be happy to miss you. There must be over 1 billion women to choose from.

stillwater:
Nothing wrong in being single forever.

I am ma parent's ONLY SON. . . .
The bloodline would stop if i don't marry. . . .
Wish i could pass the responsibility to someone but i really can't!!!

@ Busta,

Ssup babes!!!!!!
Whats cracking and who u calling a lil boy?

@ Ritchboi,

Bosingwa is light-weight. . . . . .
Wes Brown might not be the most talented defender but he doesn't give strikers the time n space to cause damage.
He is gritty, i have never seen any defender punish Hleb like Wes Brown does.

What Is Marriage?

ENTRAPMENT!

dayokanu:
@Jackal,

Before the tournament it was Ronaldo. After the Tournament? , who knows End of the Year? Your guess is as good as mine.

Dayokanu is trying to play smart for once.
As of today, who is the best player in the world? That cannot be hard for u as a soccer-buff.
Lemme make it simple. . . .  Lets assume Ballack scores 12 goals against next opponent and anutha 14 goals in the final to take Germany to the European title, would he have become the best player on the back of that??

@ tkb417,

Forget Dayokanu.
He makes it sound as if Ronaldo takes the ball from Van Der Sar from the defence and runs through 11 players and score.
Without the prodigious talents of Apache and Rooney, Ronaldo is not the same player which is why i think he would suffer in Spain.
I don't really see Raul and Van Nistelrooy or Robben hustling balls for him like the HOLY TRINITY does.
He is a very good player but the United set-up flatters him a lot.

@ Dayokanu,

It is called team fluidity.
Ronaldo is the tallest in the United attack with a wonderful aerial ability.
When matches get tough. . . . . . . .Ferguson sticks Wazza on the wings so Ronnie can play in the middle.
Rooney is not bovvered about individual priases, he plays for the TEAM and this is why United miss him more than Ronaldo.
All the 5 league matches United LOST last season had Rooney absent: It's no COINCIDENCE.

@ Dayokanu,

Answer my question: Who is the best player on the planet??

@ Dayokanu,

As a football fan, u should know better. . . .
Nani played against tired German legs and as at that point, the very disciplined Germans were so efficient, they didn't want foolish freekicks at the edge of their box. They were happy to let Nani run through their defence knowing Simao was a waste-pipe.

Ma question is. . . . .are u saying Nani is now a better player than Ronaldo because of 90 mins against Germany?
If that is your understand then your IQ is lower than i originally thunk and trust me, i didn't give u much initially.
Ronaldo threatened your defence more than anyone. . . . .When he was on the flanks, there was no one to finish his deliveries.
When he drifted in, there was no quality service. . . . .He was the only effective player in the Portugese line-up.

The angle was against him in the build up to the 1st goal. . . . . That he got a shot on goal was a testament to his prodigious talents.
What about Pepe that headed over the bar from 2 yards or Moutinho that used his knee instead of his right foot from a yard in front of goal?
You can slate Ronaldo from now till kingdom come. . . . .He is better than all the German players on show yesterday.
Name me a German player better than Ronaldo in the last 12 months and i would rate your IQ. . .Until u do that, remain a Arrow.

@ Dayokanu,

Ronaldo didn't choke. . . . .more like the referee allowed u Nazis to get away with murder.
He kept breezing past players and there was a point one of those Hitler boys hacked him down and the other jumped on his ankle.
By n large, Portugal lost because they could not defend, . . . On the balance of play, they outplayed y'all.
They had more possession and more territorial advantage. If only Ferreira wasn't pasta boned. . . . They were good for the Semis.

@ Dayokanu,

Wazza is not governed about the goals. . . . . He makes those goals.
The amount of asssists he had this season is a huge testament to that compared to Ronaldo.

@ Doyin13,

I have a message for you.
Buzz me whenever u come online, u doofus!!

@ Dayokanu,

Where was the same Michael Ballack against Tottenham Hotspurs where Jermain Jenas made him look like a spectator.
In Moscow, Ballack was outwitted by Carrick and Paul Scholes. . . . .
I don't know where you got your ratings from but Lampard and Essien were largely better than Ballack.

Stop being a plastic fan for a moment and talk like a real soccer buff!!!!
Kaka performed not ONLY against Man Utd but throughout the Champions League competition.
He was the highest goal scorer in that competition.

Moreover, he led Milan to win the UEFA supercup and the FIFA world club cup. . . .How can 2 games against United make one the best player?
And u call yourself a football fan?? 
Going your thoughtless postulation. . . . .Petrov should win the best player of the year because he had 2 good games against Man Utd.

Show me anywhere in the history of football where FIFA/UEFA IGNORED a player that won his domestic title, won Champions league, won his domestic golden boot, Uefa's golden boot, European golden shoe in one SEASON and i will hand u $1000.
Besides, the $64 million question is if Ronaldo is not the best player on this planet. . . .Who is??