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[quote author=j-girl link=topic=143272.msg2403601#msg2403601 date=1214100719]Girls mess up too but guys keep thinking the little things don't matter.
Please become a Rev. Father. I'm sure a lot of girls will be happy to even fund your stay at the Monastery. Lemme be the first to give 200 pounds to that cause.[/quote]How are u willing to pay to support the cause?? I only accept Cash.
At least this is one less geezer to worry about so be snappy!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=143272.msg2403595#msg2403595 date=1214100194]you know better than to argue about relationships with a woman. Guys keep messing up in relationships. Y'all need to go to some kind of school to learn how to handle your women.[/quote]How can u single out guys when we all know how treacherous all y'all daughters of Eve are.
I have given up. . . .I am heading for the Monastery next month.
Better to be a Rev. Father.

stillwater:
Of course you haven't been to Somalia but you have been to/through the desert

I have been to the desert ONCE before but not to escape Africa like you did.
Trust me, i cannot help but doff me hat for u. . . That high temp during the day, cold at nights and no water?? ?? ??
Babes, have u got 9 lives?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=143272.msg2403555#msg2403555 date=1214096626]You can not know which guy is worth the risk. That's my problem. If you tell a guy you want to be FWB with him. He sees it as an insult but the truth is that most guys don't know what it is to be responsible in relationships - when they're sleeping with everything in skirts. For those that are in relationships with you, they won't be serious with you. For those that want to have the relationships, when they finally get there - they just don't know how to handle it.[/quote]Some subliminal thunks there!!!
Keep the convo coming. . . . Letz see how y'all would figure guys out.

Busta:
You jackal? passing by?
indeed . . . I believe u.

You see? I am innocent.

stillwater:
You are just going round and round in circles, the exact way you travelled round and round in the deserts with not even a compass. You see, your talent even showcase itself in just this little bit of writing you're doing. You can run but you can't hide.
And no Lara Croft suits you better. You are the talented one!!!!!
All hail Prince Jackal,
the one and only human camel
Dust and winds could not stop him
On the sea, he reigns
I say who can stop him
No one!!!!!!!!

Lies Lies Lies!!!!!!!
Never been to Somalia before.

@ Busta Buss,

They are still here. . . I was just passing by.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=144277.msg2403577#msg2403577 date=1214098393]Excuse you?
If the kissing is horrible - i won't want those lips anywhere near my anatomy during the main thing. if that happens - it means pre-intimacy will be very very unbearable. In my opinion, kissing gives you an idea of whether the guy will be good enough to handle other parts of the body. You don't want him to chew your nipples off in bed. [/quote]STUNNING!!!!!
It appears u have been reading loadz of Karma Sutra books.
Nipples, lips, pre-intimacy, kissing and anatomy in one comment. . . . .
Forgive me Father!!

stillwater:
Why are you lying? Were you not the guy with pink lips scaling the Mediterrrenean sea, shivering in fright as a stowaway in one of the cabins of the ship. . . on your trip. . .did I say trip. . .escape to Spain from Nigeria? Please confess and stop being modest of such determination to survive the desert and the sea. I have to give it to you, boys would have died but you survived. What a man!!!!!

Faux!!!!

I have a credible witness in Father Francis. I met him on the plane on ma way to the UK.
Believe me, i can bring him here to testify i didn't do the modern day EXODUS u attempted in 1996.
One can understand geezers walking through the desert for 40 days n nights but for a young chic like u. . . .I doff me hats.
With the right links. . . . . . I could get u a role in the next Lara Croft(sequel) audition.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=144277.msg2403564#msg2403564 date=1214097766]If the kissing is not good - there's no hope for the real thing now! The kissing gives you a preview of how hot the main thing has the tendency to be.[/quote]I can't believe you.

stillwater:
Lol. I read the news. . .I like to be aware of what goes on around the world or don't you read the news? Never thought you would be oblivious to your own trekking tactics and talents. Be proud of your talents, jackal.

U must have me confused with someone else. Le Chacal trekking in the desert?
It's highly laughable . . . . .
Eastern Africans are known for their ability to travel long distances (a la Gebrsellasie) and with your long legs, i have no doubt you were born n raised in Somalia. Did u leave before or after the death of Mohammed Farrah Aidid in 1996?

stillwater:
Lol. At least I did not travel the desert on foot as your hungry brothers do to catch a ship to Spain in order to get to the UK. I used a plane Jackal can you beat that, you expert trekker. Your expertise is needed at the Olympics for the marathon races.

I am not convinced u used the plane. . . . .How did u know peops trek the hot desert searching to be FREE!!!
Are u sure u were not many of those immigrants that attempted to swim from Mogadishu to NY??
Fess up. . . . U were picked up by coast guards.

stillwater:
@ negro
We don't need Jackal in America, please

You are not serious. . . . .
A Somalian immigrant shouldn't even be talking here.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=143482.msg2403441#msg2403441 date=1214091318]Jackal I got a nice house here to sell you. What better time to invest and own a piece of America than now with sterling trumping the dollar![/quote]Nah!!!!!
I love it here in the UK. . . . I wouldnt want to be caught up in anutha 9/11.

LadyT:
No Jackal strictly chocolate all the way.

What 419 activites got you to Kensington gardens? Nice

Chocolate me ass!!!!
What abt the Eastern European geezer i saw u with @ Finsbury park??

419 activities at Kensington? You are taking the piss.
I just moved house so u better recognise!!!

Look at this Brixton babe . . . . .
You think everyone's like u?

This dude stays in Kensington gardens now, eat your heart out!!!

P.S. Did u actually date a Mexican geezer?

Oniranu!!!
What fun did u miss??

The Dutch team were outfought, outthunk, outwitted and outclassed. . . .
I saw this coming when they were beating big teams left, right and centre.
Their nerves were never really tested in the group games. . . .They get early goals and they go BANG BANG BANG!!!!!

I knew they would have problems if the CONCEDE first plus they have peaked too early.
The Russians played anutha brand of football i am yet to see in the tournament.
Crisp passes, dangerous incursions, business-like penetration and NEVER SAY DIE spirit got em through.

Holland just went out like erm, errrrrrm, errrrrrrrrrrrrm ARSENAL.

jennykadry:
just d way u guys call us hoe ,whores ,prostitutes and so on,but at d end u guys still can't do without us

your happiness is just for a little while,u men still go back to those whores for fun ,but till then ,have fun

So it's 50-50.

jennykadry:
then blame them(d four fools),and not d whole nigerian women

Like u haven't seen NL chics call Naija men dogs, pigs, goats and every name they can lay their hands off.
The table has just turned, lets gloat a little.

jennykadry:
if u guys r sexually active,im not sure they wil cheat

Is that your defense?

How can 4 married women shag an ELECTRICIAN taking turns?
Was it an orgy or what?
The husband should sue and send those Hot twats to Prison for violating/breaching their marriage contracts.

The Russians have made Holland look so ordinary. . . . .
It's been a professional performance and this GAME should have been over and out!!!

What a delivery by Sneijder. . . . . . . . . What a telepathic header by KING RUUD!!!!
Oranje boys are really going for broke.

Hilarious. . . . . .
Just when i was almost convinced Nigerian married women don't CHEAT.

This is getting embarrassing. . . . . .
Russians are really up for this. . . . I expect Van Basten to let the calvary in. . I dont wanna be right about ma predictions.
Holland peaked just TOO EARLY!!!

Ferguson should sue Guus Hiddink if Van Der Sar gets injured in this match,
The way the Russians are licking shotz at him is scary. . . . . Are the Ruskies on drugs??

genius33:
Thought this day would never come

These are strange times.

genius33:
In that case if someone wants to agree to that they can, now that we've come full circle I'll state my opinion as: playing hard to get and being cautious are two different things, Teasing someone or playing games is uncalled for, like I said before if you like them be straight with them. Just be sure of them first, before becoming emotionally involved in a relationship.

I agree 100%.

Saying YES to start a relationship!!!!

I am not talking about SEX or what not.
Must every YES leads to SEX??

How would u find out he's had several sexual relationships in the past?
Men don't generally discuss their previous sexcapades until they have already grabbed their TROPHY with their 2 hands.

Didn't u say it is irresponsible for any woman to say YES on the 1st date?
It means women that are bold enough to ask a guy out are what?? Demons??

The funniest bit is u chics go out there and fight for equal rights. . . . .What a man can do, a woman can match/do better.
Is this not double standard??

Marrying a feminist is just pushing one's luck.
Why would i marry a woman that believes she has got equal rights as i am?
Gender equality me ass.
A woman's submission is one of the sterling qualities of a virtuos woman. . . anything apart from that, she can ferk off!!!

@ A-40,

Ronaldo choked against Germany? He didn't.
Apart from Deco who had a stonker of a game, Ronaldo was very effective.
His strike partners let him down. . . . .no good service all day until Nani came in for whoever.
I expected Scolari to have played Quaresma and Nani alongside Ronaldo.

genius33:
Sure you can, on your way to the STD clinic

Seems we are not patching on the same wavelength here.
How does saying YES on your 1st date equates to SEX??

Besides, the guy asking u out musta known u for some time before he even thinks of asking u out.
Don't tell me Naija boys see a gurl for the 1st time and start telling her how he loves her and reh reh reh?
I don't wanna believe the state of their lunacy has reached such heights.

On the history note, i dunno how a guy would tell u he has got STD/STI while getting to know his history.
Stuffs like that are kept under lock and key even if u play hard to get for a millennium.

stillwater:
Sometimes we like to see a man confused.
"Would she say yes?
Would she say No?"

Lmao

Every man loves the chase, don't get me wrong.
However, there are ways to keep him interested throughout the chase without being rude.
Some women play hard to get in a depraved way. . . It's annoying!!!

beauteous:
You're trying to point smtin here bt need you knw that its better u speak 4 yourself considerin d fact that everyone wit diff mentality.sm guys wil see it has nu'n or would careless while odas wil rate yhu cheap.Yhu're a nigerian naw,u should knw what naija guys re capable of sayin

Of course, everything i have said is ma own opinion on the matter.
Loads of Naija boys are jobless so the more u say NO. . . .the better it gets for them.
An idle mind will pray the chase lasts for a year(anything to keep him busy is well appreciated).
However, for me. . . . . The chase stops after 72 hours. She can ferk off after 72 hours.

genius33:
I also feel it's irresponsible if you've only just met the person, you need to atleast know their history, they could have something! If your already friends, then there is a little more trust i suppose.

U can learn such history while the relationship is on, can't u?